Main Tumhaara Hu Parakhkar Dekho,
Zindagi Se Bhari Najar Dekho,
Koun Aisa Hai Jaan Jaoge,
Ek Din Is Gali Gujar Ke Dekho,
Jhuth Sach Ka Hisab Lag Jaaye,
Asliyat Mein Agar Ise Dekho,
Kis Kis Ko Manayega Koi,
Tum Toh Apni Tarah Sanvar Dekho,
Doondhte Firte Ho Galtiyan Sabki,
Are Vaij Tum Apna Ghar Dekho…
Bazaron Ki Chahal Pahal Se Roshan Hai
In Aankhon Mein Mandir Jaisi Sham Kahan,
Main Usko Pahchan Nahi Paya Toh Kya
Yaad Use Bhi Aaya Mera Naam Kahan,
Din Bhar Suraj Kiska Pichha Karta Hai
Roj Pahadi Par Jati Hai Sham Kahan,
Logo Ko Suraj Ka Dhoka Hota Hai
Aansu Bankar Chamka Mera Naam Kahan,
Dalano Ki Dhoop Chhaton Ki Sham Kahan
Ghar Ke Bahar Ghar Jaisa Aaram Kahan…
An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?
Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.
Next…Q
da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?
caz da elephant is made of plastic.
Hahaa…nvr giv up…one more..
Nw,
Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?
caz da bananas r in da TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?
caz dey r on dif chanels.
Hohohohooho..hehehe
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?
Cmon think
caz de TV is off.
Kikikikiki..
Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?
Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko :-(
Tere Libash Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Tere Ehsas Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Tu Mere Paas Nahi Fir Bhi,
Maine Teri Yaad Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Kabhi Tune Bhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya Hoga,
Maine Un Lamho Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Jinme Ho Sirf Teri Aur Meri Baatein,
Maine Un Alfaaz Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Jo Mahkate Ho Teri Mohabbat Se,
Maine Un Jazbat Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Tujhse Milna Toh Ab 1 Khwab Lagta Hai,
Isliye Ae Dost Maine Tere Intezaar Se Mohabbat Ki Hai…
Kabhi Kabhi Yun Hi Humne,
Apni Dil Ko Bahlaya Hai,
Jin Baaton Ko Khud Nahin Samjha,
Auron Ko Samjhaya Hai,
Mir O Galib Ke Sheron Ne Kiska Sath Nibhaya Hai,
Saste Geeto Ko Likh Likh Kar Hane Ghar Banwaya Hai,
Hamse Pucho Ijjat Walon Ki Ijjat Ka Haal Kabhi,
Hamne Bhi Is Sahar Mein Rahkar Thoda Naam Kamaya Hai,
Koi Mila Toh Hath Milaya Kahin Gaye Toh Baatein Ki,
Ghar Se Bahar Jab Bhi Nikale Dinbhar Bojh Utaya Hai….
Soye Kahan The Aankho Ne Takiye Bhigoye The,
Hum Bhi Kabhi Kisi Ke Liye Khoob Roye The,
Aangan Mein Khade Huye Beri Ke Ped Se,
Woh Log Chalte Vakt Gale Milkar Roye The,
Us Haadse Se Mera Talluk Nahin Koi,
Mele Mein Ek Saath Kayi Bachhe Khoye The,
Aankho Ki Kastiyon Mein Safar Kar Rahe The Woh,
Jin Doston Ne Dil Ke Naav Doooboye The,
Kal Raat Main Tha Mere Ilava Koi Na Tha,
Saitan Mar Gaya Tha Fariste Bhi Soye The…
Jugnu Koi Sitaron Ki Mehfil Mein Kho Gaya
Itna Na Kar Malaal Jo Hona Tha Ho Gaya
Perverdigar Jaanta Hai Tu, Sabke Dil Ka Haal
Main Jee Na Payunga Jo Use Kuch Bhi Ho Gaya
Ab Usko Dekh Kar Nahi Dhadkega Mera Dil
Kehna Ki Mujhko Ye Bhi Sabak Yaad Ho Gaya
Baadal Utha Tha Sabko Roolane Ke Vaaste
Aanchal Bhigo Gaya Kahin Daaman Bhigo Gaya
Ek Ladki Ek Ladke Ke Kandhe Pe Soyi Thi
Main Ujli Dhundhli Yaadon Ke Kuhre Mein Kho Gaya
Chup Ho Gaya Hu Aapki Soorat Ko Dekhkar,
Karni Thi Aapse Mujhe Kitni Sikayate,
Naaj Yeh Ke Bada Sabr Mohabbat Main Kiya,
Puchhiye Sabr Na Karte Toh Bhala Kya Karte,
Chalo Achha Huaa Kaam Aa Gayi Deevanagi Apni,
Varna Jamane Bhar Ko Samjhane Kahan Jaate,
Kasoor Aankho Ka Tha Chhuri Dil Par Chal Gayi,
Dekhkar Tere Husn Ko Tabiyat Machal Gayi….
Every Girls Dream..
1.Getting Kissed In The Pouring Rain.
2.Have The Hot Kiss Where You’re Pressed Against The Wall.
3.Have The Guy That Thinks You Are The World.
4.Have A Good Guy That Holds On As Long As Possible When Giving Hugs.
5.A Guy That Whispers He Loves You In Your Ears.
6.Have That Moment Where You Just Gaze Into Each Others Eyes.
7.When You Cry, He Kisses Your Tears Away.
8.When Your Not With Your Guy He’s All That You Can Think About.
9.Wearing His Jacket Or His Sweatshirt And Every time You Breath In His Scent Surrounds You.
10.A Guy Who Will Watch Any Movie With You No Matter How Teary Eyed You May Get.
Nahak Ki Pareshaniya,
Baithe Hi Bad Gumaniyan,
Bekar Ko Gale Padi,
Dil Phenk Si Nadaniyan,
Fir Fir Uthana Kisliye,
Kamjor Galat Bayaniyan,
Taumar Banti Bigadti,
Yeh Ishqbaaj Kahaniya,
Woh Mita Denge Ek Ek,
Uski Sabhi Nishaniyan,
Koi Kisi Se Kam Nahin,
Devraaniyo Ki Jethaniya…
Apni Udas Dhoop Toh Ghar Ghar Chali Gayi
Yeh Roshni Toh Lakir Ke Bahar Chali Gayi,
Nila Safed Coat Jamee Par Bichha Diya
Fir Mujhko Aasman Par Lekar Chali Gayi,
Kab Taj Jhulsati Ret Par Chalti Tumhare Sath
Dariya Ki Mouj Dariya Ke Andar Chali Gayi,
Hum Log Unche Pul Ke Neeche Khade Rahe
Ulta The Balb Roshni Upar Chali Gayi,
Lahron Ne Gher Rakha Tha Sare Makan Ko
Machhli Kidhar Se Kamre Ke Andar Chali Gayi…
Usey Keh Do Vo Mera Hai Begana Ho Nahi Sakta,
Bohat Nayab Hai, Us Jaisa Koi Ho Nahi Sakta,
Us Ke Sath Jo Guzra, Vo Mausam Yaad Aata Hai,
Us Ke Baad Koi Mausam Suhana Ho Nahi Sakta,
Chupane Se Nahi Chupta, Dikhane Se Nahi Dikhta,
Ye Atish-E-Ishq Hai, Is Mein Bahana Ho Nahi Sakta,
Vo Dil Pe Naqsh Ho Jaye, Nigahon Mein Sama Jaye,
Ke Is Dil Mein Kisi Ka Phir Se Aana Ho Nahi Sakta,
Bohat Hain Chahne Wale Us Ke Hum Ne Suna Hai, Par,
Koi Bhi Doosra Hum Sa Deewana Ho Nahi Sakta…
Afsos Tumne Mujhko Acchhe Se Nahi Jana,
Barbad Mohabbat Ka Yeh Barbaad Jamana,
Upar Se Kon Padhta Andar Ki Ibadat Ko,
Honi Ko Yeh Likhavat Doshman Se Kya Padhana,
Kuchhh Samay Theek Na Tha Kuchh Log The Paraye,
Us Or Thi Nigahen Is Or Tha Nishana,
Kuchh Jakham Aur Hote Kuchh Dard Aur Hota,
Ujda Hi Raha Aata Dil Ka Garib Khana,
Auron Ki Aur Jaane Hum Apni Jaante Hain,
Ghayak Udas Yeh Dil Jal Marne Ko Parwana…
Kuchh Kuchh Khara Kuchh Kuchh Mitha,
Phool Aur Pathar Ka Rista,
Ghunghat Se Jhanke Hain Vayakul,
Sasur Se Nahar Ka Rista,
Badal Ne Paani Barsaya,
Sahar, Gaanv, Basti ,Parbat Par,
Baras Rahi Bundo Se Kya Hai,
Is Athah Sagar Ka Rista,
Chalne Wale Ka Ruk Jana,
Mout Nahin Hai Toh Aur Kya Hai,
Kaisa Hua Musafir Se Antim Kisi Safar Ka Rista…
Hamare Dil Mein Ab Kadwahat Nahi Hai,
Magar Woh Baat Pahle Si Nahi Hai,
Mujhe Maayush Bhi Bhi Karti Nahi Hai,
Yahi Aadat Teri Achhi Nahi Hai,
Bahut Se Faayde Hain Maslehat Mein,
Magar Dil Ki Toh Yeh Marji Nahi Hai,
Har Ek Ki Dastaa Sunate Hain Jaise,
Kabhi Hamne Mohabbat Ki Nahi Hai,
Hai Ek Darwaja Bin Deewar Duniya,
Chhutkara Gham Se Yahan Koi Nahi Hai…
Kuch Ajab Shaan Se Logon Mein Raha Karte The,
Hum Khafa Reh Ke Bhi Aapas Mein Mila Karte The,
Itni Tehzeib Rah-O-Rasm To Baaki Thi Ke Wo,
Laakh Ranjish Sahi Wada To Wafa Karte The,
Usne Poocha Tha Kai Baar Magar Kiya Kahiye,
Hum Mizajann Hi Pareshaan Raha Karte The,
Khatam Tha Hum Pe Mohabbat Ka Tamasha Gaya,
Rooh Or Jism Ko Har Roz Juda Karte The,
Apni Yaadon Ki Talash Mein Bechara Saheed Ho Gaya,
Darasal Woh Sirfira Yun Baba Farid Ho Gaya,
Tarakki Ki Roshni Mein Dam Ghuta Kuchh Is Tarah,
Ki Cham Chamati Mout Ka Woh Chasmdeed Ho Gaya,
Rotiyon Ki Jang Mein Jo Jujhte Hain Raat Din,
Uninde Majlumon Ki Woh Mithi Si Neend So Gaya,
Saath Waalon Ke Liye Kaisa Bhi Ho Uska Chalan,
Is Jamane Ka Chalan Toh Uska Murid Ho Gaya..
You Meant So Much To All Of Us
You Were Special And That’s No Lie
You Brightened Up The Darkest Day
And The Cloudiest Sky.
Your Smile Alone Warmed Hearts
Your Laugh Was Like Music To Hear
I Would Give Absolutely Anything
To Have You Well And Standing Near.
Not A Second Passes
When You Are Not On Our Minds,
Your Love We Will Never Forget
The Hurt Will Ease In Time.
Many Tears I Have Seen And Cried
They Have All Poured Out Like Rain
I Know That You Are Happy Now
And No Longer In Any Pain.
Mohabbat Se, Inayat Se, Wafa Se, Chot Lagti Hai
Bikhrata Phool Hun Mujhko Hawa Se Chot Lagti Hai,
Meri Aankho Mein Aansu Ki Tarah Ek Raat Aa Jao
Taklluf Se Banavat Se Ada Se Chot Lagti Hai,
Main Sabnam Ki Jubaa Se Sabnam Ki Aawaj Sunta Hu
Ajab Ahsas Hai Apna Sada Se Chot Lagti Hai
Tujhe Khud Apni Majboori Ka Andaja Nahin Shayad
Na Kar Ahad E Wafa, Ahad E Wafa Se Chot Lagti Hai…
Kya Khoob Yeh Safar Chalta Jo Tu Humsafar Milta
Manzil Tou Hum Se Chin He Gayi Ab Tou Raasta Bhi Nahi Milta
Kaash Hota Mumkin Muqqaddar Badal Paana
Par Afsos Ki Taqqdeer Ka Likha Yun Nahi Mit Paata
Pata Tha Tut Jaana Hai Ek Din Fir Bhi Na Jaane Kyun
Har Raat Har Din Naye Khwab Tha Boonta
Tujhe Paane Ki Zid Thi Har Lamha Har Pal
Na Kisi Zulm O Sitam Na Anjaam Ka Darr Tha
Kya Karoon Ki Zor Chalta Nahi Khud Pe
Tujhe Dekh K Bhi Ishq Na Karta Tou Kya Karta
Tu Tha To Tha Yakeen Ki Khuda Bhi Hai Yaheen
Har Sakhsh K Chehre Mein Khuda Nahi Milta
Ab Kya Ibaadat Kya Dua, Kiske Aage Karun Sajda
Kis Kaam Ke Maszid Jab Khuda Hi Na Mil Sakka