Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”…
Vaat Raakhi Dil Ma,Vaat kahi na Sakya,
Yaad Karya Tamne to Swaas Lai na Sakya,
Puchhyu Koiea Mane Ke Tame BHUT Joyu Che?
Janva Chhatay Tamaru Naam Lai Na Sakya.
Wo ishq to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…
Mobile Ek Mandir He,
Sim Card Uska Devta He,
Call Karne Wala Pujari He,
SMS Bhejne Wala Dani He,
Padhane Wala Bhakt He,
Reply Na Karne Wala Ek Mahan Bhikhari H.
"Har roz koi khawab toot jata hai ,
har roz koi apna rooth jata hai,
na jane kya hai meri kismt me ,
jise main yaad karu wahi mujhe bhool jata hai ..."
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai,
Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai,
Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka,
kya kare yaar RAJ KAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai!
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,
Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.
Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma..
Wah.. wah.. wah..
Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma..
Wah.. wah.. wah..
Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma...
Che Koi "Maal" tamara Dhyan Ma..??