Love marriages r never success
becouse they never had a pain
Marriages r made in heaven
Thats true! becouse i had failed.
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Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!!
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Pati :- main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu.
Patni:-chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.
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Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota?
Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.
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Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
"HANS MUKH"
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
"HUSBAND"
Kehtay Hain..
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
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pati: Main tang aagaya hon,
Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car,
he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
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Aaj ki achi baat...
kisi ko us ki chappal or puranay libas ki waja sy ghareeb na samjho..
ho sakta hai k wo
...
.
.
.
.
."Shadi Shuda ho
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Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him,
and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think:
How easy marriage is.
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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philosophy Of Life :
?At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed..!
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In train a Hasband to his Wife
Hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun
dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun.
Samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!
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Don’t Marry The Person ,
You Want To Live With..
Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without…
But
Remembr
Whatever You Do,
You Will Regret It Later...->
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Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.
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A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
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After marriage, husband - may i kiss u darling.
Wife- sharmaate hui, hamne to kbhi gairo ko bhi mna nhi kiya.
Ap to phir bhi apne h g.
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दुनियादारी का फर्क तब समझ में आया :wink: जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े पर लिखा देखा: " Sweet Home" . और :sunglasses: . शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे : "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:
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