Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Aapka Dil Kare Aur Biwi Ka Mood Na Ho
To
Biwi Ko Tang Na Kare
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Khud Uthkar Apne Hath Se
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Pani Pee Lein !!
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Master : Beta koi pyarwali shayari sunao,
Student : Mota marta moti pe,
Bhukha marta Roti pe,
Master ji ki hai do beti,
aur mai marta hu chhoti pe
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ek 3rd class ke bacche ne apni girl
friend ko shayari likhi. kya teri chaal
hai aur kya teri leela mai tera Tees
Maar Khan aur tu hai meri Sheela
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The best prank call ever
hello, dominos..??
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yes sir
how may i help you...
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bhai pizza hut ka no. Do....
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"Aaj Ka Vichaar"
Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye To Wo Bigad Jate Hai,
Aur
Agar Ladkiya Bigad Jaye To Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hai.
Kyo Sahi Hai Na.....?
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Woh bhi kya din the jab log
hame dewano ki tarha kiss
kiya karte the,
Magar apni kismat hi buri thi
un dinon hum 2 saal k huwa
karte the.
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Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh
Mein Kaise Daloon Gi.
Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo.
Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay
Ho Gaye.
Boy: Aur Lo Gee.
Girl: Na Baba Na Yeh Gool
Gapey Tum He Kahoo.
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Har mard ki zindgi main 3 doll aati hain
pahli uski beti baby doll, dousry uski girlfriend barby doll aur teasri
uski biwi panadoll aur wo bhi extra
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ja raha he mera SMS
na jane kya gul khilayega
pyar se padha jayega
ya bina padhe delet ho jayega
agr delet na hua to
unka 1pyara sa reply jarur aayega.
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Ko! Gum Nh! Ph!r Bh! M@nn Uda$ Ha!,
Ko! R!$hta Nhi! F!r Bh! 1 A@$ H@i,
Kehne Ko H@! B@hut Apne,
P@r Tuh! 1 Kha$ Ha!,
Jay@da Emot!onal M@t Ho,
Yeh $@b Bakwa$ Ha!
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One Faadu Question...
Larki Ko Phansana Zaida Mushkil Hai
Ya
Phansi Huyi Larki Sey
Jaan Churwaana Zaida Mushkil Hai?
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Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai. Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!
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पैसे वाला आदमी: आज मेरे पास 14 कार, 18 दूकान, 4 बंगले हैं
तुम्हारे पास क्या है??
गरीब आदमी: मेरे पास 1 बेटा है, जिसकी गर्लफ्रेंड तेरी बेटी है!
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:baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો... :curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે. તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં :raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી. ખાતા નહીં, હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
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Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai…
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Yeh Sulagata Jism
Yeh Kamp Kampate Honth
Yeh Thartharata Bua Badan
Yeh Ladkhadati Aawaz
Mujhe Pahle Hi Pata Tha Ki
Tumhe MALARIA Hai
Kh@n...
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कभी तुम लड़की के पीछे कभी बजरंग दल तुम्हारे पीछे।
टू मच फन
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Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka..
Aagr fir bhi safed nhi huye toh..
Bindaas HARPIC use karne ka….
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Biwi Market se Loti
Pati: "Mera Andaza yeh keh raha
Hai
Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki
Cheez
Hai..
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Patni: "Are wah mere Pati-
... Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul
Sahi
Andaza Lagaya
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Is Me Mere Sendal Hai. :-D :-O :-P
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Ye Khusbowon Se Kab Talak Dil Ko Bhehloge
Koi Kehta Nahi Iss Ka Kya Matlab Hai
Juma Juma Tu Nahate Nahi Hu Tm
Wada Karo Iss Barr Eid Main Zaroor Nahaoge
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