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  • CUTE story.. KG boy - tu mujhse shadi kalegi?? KG girl- nhi.. KG boy - kalle na.. KG girl - me ni talungi.. KG boy - kalle na plssss.. KG girl - mujhe ni kalni.. KG boy - tal na tujhe eclairs khilaunga.. KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat ho dayi hai.. #moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...
  • 7 years ago



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  • BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM, Ladki s pit jay to namard, Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous, Chup rhe to fattu, Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara, Ghar m rhe to nkara, Bache ko dante to bujdil, Na dante to laparwah, Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj, Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala, Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare. Na aana is des mere munna Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls, Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H
  • 7 years ago



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  • Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,.Customer Care Wali Aunty KehtiSajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,.Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, IljamEk Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,.Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya ToPata Chala,KeHum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi TimePe No. Milaate Rahe.!acha laga to like.~navi
  • 7 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gya Lekin Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia . Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din K Andar Mujhse Mohbbat Ka Iqrar Karo Gi . . Or Ladka Din Rat Barish Me Dhoop Me Us K Ghar K Samne Khada Raha . 9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohbbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya Us Ne Socha Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Na Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha * * Tere Chakkr Main Teri Bahen Set Ho Gayi Hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba
  • 7 years ago



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  • Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi, Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay. Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0) Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui. Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai. Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B.. Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai… Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn
  • 7 years ago



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  • Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h, Ye PROGRAM sirf Un k liye h, Batayen Dunya ka Pehla Traffic Signal kaha lagaya gaya tha? Jawab janiye is Break k Baad; BREAK -Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay -Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS -HERO HONDA dhak dhak go -Pantine Katrina ki psand or apki? -Surf Excel Dadi aik Mnt -Dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai. . . . Welcome Back; Thanx for d Wait, Dunia ka Pehla Trafic Signal; . . Road pe lagaya gaya tha.
  • 7 years ago



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  • 3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain 1.Waalden 2.Husn. 3.Jawani 3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao 1.Qadam 2.Qasam 3.Qalam 3 chizain soch ker karo 1.Mohabbat 2.Bat 3.Faisla 3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien 1.Maut 2.Waqt 3.Umar 3 chizein choti na samjho 1.Qarz 2.Farz 3.Marz Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guluk Guluk Guluk Dubuk Dubuk Bulubulubulu Poochuk . . Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :/
  • 7 years ago



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  • Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

    Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

    Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

    Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

    Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

    & Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

    In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

    vr Invited

    After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

    Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

    Varieties Uplabdh Hai

    So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

  • 7 years ago



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  • Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi. Police Ne Car Ko Roka: Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho, . Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai. . Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ?? . .. Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.. . Tabhi Uski Maa Boli: Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo.. . Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai.. . Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole: Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge.. . Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi: Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??
  • 7 years ago



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  • Ek Tha Raja . . . Ek Thi Rani . . . Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani. - - - - - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho?? Bola Na Kahani Khatam. By - OR Dhandhal♥
  • 7 years ago



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  • Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha.. Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol Sakta Tha. To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa "OR" Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval Ek Rajkumari Ko I Love You Bolne Ke Lie...! . . Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To Rajkumari Ne Kaha... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mai Sun Nahi Paayi. Plz Repeat Kro....!♣
  • 7 years ago



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  • DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do. Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega. DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya. DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya! JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :)
  • 7 years ago



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  • Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
  • 7 years ago



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  • Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki He Bhagwan Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere sath rhe Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du KHAIR, Koi baat nahi Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena
  • 7 years ago



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  • Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai. Next Day Zuban Cut Gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai. Bahut Marta Hai. Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le. Bahut Marte Hai. Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua? Baap :- Nahi Kyo Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.? Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki Death Ho Gai Hai, Wahan Gayi Hain.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Funny romantic a love story Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree.... Their realation from today before2 years ago.... So one day 1 tree said, U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@
  • 7 years ago



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  • Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...
  • 7 years ago



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  • FACEBOOK humara planet hai, hum sab facebook wasi friends-friends hai, hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa hai, iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur posts per hume garv hai, hum iske, page owner banne ka sada preyatn karthe rehenge... hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur gurujano se chup ke- humesha online aane ka promiss lethe hain... facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur samridhi me hi humara sukh nehit hai.. !!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!
  • 7 years ago



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  • Ek Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
  • 7 years ago



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