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  • Tchr: Pappu what is ur cast? Pappu: Phele to Hum Verma the..! Fir Shrma ho gye. Uske bad Sunaar fir Luhar ho gye. Abhi hai Drzi Aage MUMY ki marzi .!!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Girl: Agar mouka mila to tum mujhse shadi karo ge…?? . . Boy: . . . . . . Agar mouka mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai.. PoGoo
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Desi Jokes
  • Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo. Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni ammi se lele . Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo.. Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne mamu se lele . Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni mami se lele . Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne chacha se lele . Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy? Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya? . Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana icecream wala chala gya ab :-P
    • 8 years ago



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  • Pappu door kis shehar me apnefriend ke shaadi me gaya. Par raaste me kisi wajah se basnikal gayi, Aur wo v chalte chalte ek gaanvme pahunch gaya. To Pappu sochta hai kisi ke gharhi raat kaat lete hai, Ye sochkaqt wo ek ghar ka darwaza khattkhtata hai, Pappu-"Ji aapke ghar me raat gujarni hai kal chala jaunga!" Aadmi-"Ye bahu betiyon ka ghar hai, hum nahi rakh sakte." Pappu doosre darwaze par aise hi puchta hai, wahan v ek lady aise hi bolti hai, "Ye bahu betiyon ka ghar hai,humnahi rakh sakte." Kai jagah yahi sunne ko milta hai, To last me kuch soch kar ek aur darwaza khattkhtata hai aur puchta hai, Pappu-"Kya ye bahu betiyon kaghar hai??" Aadmi-Haan kya karna hai bol. Pappu-Ji ek raat gujarni thi.
    • 8 years ago



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  • School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha: Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.? aur jawab aayi: . . . . .  Kami- na
    • 8 years ago



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  • ♥Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights i jst wanna breakup wid u . Bf-ok bt first take dis chocolate . Gf-awwww so u dnt want me to go, mana rhe ho mujhe choclate deke :) . Bf-nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam krne se pehle muh meetha krlena chaHiYe ;) :D :P
    • 8 years ago



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  • Safar lamba hai, Dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile, Hath badhate rahiye, Taj na banaye, Costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye
    • 8 years ago



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