यशोमति Mom से, Talking नंदलाला, राधा Q Fair, I M Q काला, बोली Smiling मईया: Listen मेरे लाला, …. वो City की Item, तू Village का ग्वाला , Thats Why U काला… :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu
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Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
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Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad mat kar
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Boy:" Q ??
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Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k
alwa kuch nhi
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Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere
paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu
patja..
Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha..
boys vs girls whatsapp jokes !! Funny jokes
शिक्षक – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ … छात्र – आम ! शिक्षक – शाबाश ! छात्र – अमरुद … शिक्षक – गुड ! छात्र – सेब … शिक्षक – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ? छात्र – 1 दर्ज़न केले !! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil
raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai...
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"The number u have dialed is busy on
another call...
Please try again later"
Modern Love..!!
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(Boy & Girl On Date)
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Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner
Pe Aya Karenge..??
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Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband
Ko
Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!
Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?" Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them." His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother." A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face, Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much." The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?" Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."
Ladki ne new laptop liya...
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Khush hoke ghar pe gai
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale
se boli:ye lapy bekar he
isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he.
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Shopkeepr: not possible
ye latest laptop he aur
isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta.
Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .?
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Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai ,
apne computer ko on kiya
mouse se right click karke file copy ki
fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya,
aur right click karke boli:
dekho paste ka option kha he ?
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Shopkeeper on the spot behosh!
Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye;
Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye;
Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath;
Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye;
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Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook...
Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है ।
जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की,
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गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है,
जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna
gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future.