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  • Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Boy teasing a girl~~ Boy~ Jhalak dikhla jaa,jhalak dikhla jaa . . . . . . . . . Girl~ (Chappal utaar ke) Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja . . . Boy Shocks... Girl First Time Rockz!
    • 8 years ago



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  • A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of Girls For A Long Time..... . After Sometime One Girl Came Forward & Said.... . Girl Says:- Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap Hoga, Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga... Wow !!! What a Shayari..... After Listening To The Girl, The Boy Said : . Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri Hi Bachi Ho... . Boys will be Boys"
    • 8 years ago



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  • *walks out of exam* Me: What did you get for question 8? Friend: 4.1546cms, so easy. Me: Same,so easy. *walks off* *cries in the corner*
    • 8 years ago



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  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 8 years ago



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  • For those girls who say that- "mere piche to bhot se ladke pade hai" . . . . . . . . . They always should remember that- "Low price always attract customers"...
    • 8 years ago



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  • Guy- I Love u Gal : I m Married & I have a Husband, and I also have a Casual Boyfriend & have one Serious Extra Marital Affair Guy (after a longggggggg pause) "Dekhle agar main bhi adjust ho jau... =)) X_X
    • 8 years ago



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  • एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे? पंडित-पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू. एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं, विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...
    • 8 years ago



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  • WORK PRESSURE... ❄ _______________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _______________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _______________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _______________________________ I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _______________________________ Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back" _______________________________ Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________ Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice. _______________________________ And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen… So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance.. Lastly...... Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
    • 8 years ago



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  • TrUe fact..... jis umar me hamare daant tootthe the . . . . . . aaj kal ke baccho ke . . . . . us umar me dil toot jaate hai.... agree ?????
    • 8 years ago



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  • 1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺
    • 8 years ago



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  • A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . Aur . Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai
    • 8 years ago



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  • Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..
    • 8 years ago



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  • A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.����
    • 8 years ago



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  • Romantic line of SMALL kid aftr breakup ........ . . . Me tumhe bulne ki bahut kochich kalta hu . . . pal kya kalu . . . . . mumy loz BADAM khila deti he , aul tumali yad fil aa jati hai
    • 8 years ago



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  • Three types of students have 100% attendance in schools- . . . 1. Intelligent bookish . . . 2. Girlfriend wale . . . . . 3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai
    • 8 years ago



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  • College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �������������� ��Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" ���������������� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �������������� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ������Busy" �������������� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��
    • 8 years ago



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