Engineering Student Sitting with
His Girlfriend in Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love
youuuu"
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Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer
talking ?
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Student:- Its Me, Talking To My
Beer, U Shut Up" :/ :@ :
1 bache ne shivji se cycle mangi Usse cycle nhi mili usne mandir se ganeshji ki murti churai or 1 letter likha Aagr bacha wapis chahie to cycle le aana
लडकीयाँ एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी और बोलेँगी,
"पूरे घर मे कहती हैँ शाँपिँग करके आरही हूँ"
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और लडके 5000 की दारु पीकर आते है फिर भी,
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"चुप चाप सो जाते है कही बापू को पता ना चल जाये"
A student in Singham style,
Fail karega
Fail karega
To kar na..
Tum logo ko is se farak padta hoga..
Mala farak nahi padat..
Ghar jaunga,
Padhai karunga,
Aur apni A.T.K.T. solve karunga,
Meri Mehanat aur Padhai kam haiisliye meri A.T.K.T. me dum hai..
Aata maji satakli.
Arranged Marriage -
Rs.6,00,000 Shadi
Rs.4,00,000 jewellry
Rs.50,000 Shadi ki Rasme
Total- Rs.10,50,000
Love Marriage -
Rs.100 ka Stamp paper
Rs.20 Notary
Rs.50 ki Varmaala
Rs.20 ka Photo
Total- Rs.190
......
"Paisa Aapka
Pasand Aapki
Faisla Aapka"
Jaago grahak jago,
Lover ke saath bhago!!
By :
Nitish
Aik pathan akela park main betha hua tha…
Dost….!!!
O yara yahan kia kar rahay ho…??
Pathan…!!!
Waqt nay mujhay barbaad kia hai aur main yahan beth kar waqt ko barbaad kar raha hon
पत्नी: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो?
पति: शाहजहां से भी ज्यादा.
पत्नी: मेरे मरने के बाद ताजमहल बनाओगे.
पति: मैं तो प्लॉट ले भी चुका हूं पगली देर तो तू ही कर रही है.
1ladka Dusre Ladke Se..
Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ??
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Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia:"
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Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai..
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Na Tumhari Hai..
Na Hamari Hai..
Bas Sarkari Hai..:p :O :D :D
by sharad
Boy- agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabat h, aur bs yehi meri chahta h to tum kya kahogi....?
Girls- main tum se kahoongi isi baat ko tum agar....
....khana khila ke kahate,
....zara mobile me blance dalwa k kahate...
....mujhe sopping karwa ke kahate to accha ho taaaa.....:-)
....aesi hoti h girls, agree boys....to thoko na..like..
1 Ladki Ki Death Ke Baad Uski
Friend Uske
Boyfriend Ke Pass Gayi Or Boli,
"Kya Main Uski
Jagah Le Skti Hu......??"
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Superb Answer
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Boyfrnd- "Muje Koi Aitraz Nahi
QABRISTAN
Walo Se Puch Lo.":p
5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao?
China:"Mazak Mat Karo..
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Japan:"Namumkin
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Amrican:"Sawaal -Galat Hai..
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UK:"Net Par Nhi Hai..
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Indian:"Easy… F(IV)E.. India has all"JUGAAD"
Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke
ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai,
Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo
to mein jawani me thi!!!