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  • Engineering Student Sitting with His Girlfriend in Restaurant, . . Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love youuuu" . Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer talking ? . Student:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up" :/ :@ :
  • 7 years ago



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  • Aaj Ka Mahaan Vichaar: Kisi ki taraf itni jaldi dosti ka haath na badao!! Kyunki kuch log... "Toilet" se aakar haath nahi dhote..:
  • 7 years ago



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  • Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai- aur aadat ho jaati hai. . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kiye.. pr Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui.. thats called SELF CONTROL.
  • 7 years ago



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  • 1 bache ne shivji se cycle mangi Usse cycle nhi mili usne mandir se ganeshji ki murti churai or 1 letter likha Aagr bacha wapis chahie to cycle le aana
  • 7 years ago



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  • "जब बच्चा Honey Singh का गाना सुनना छोड़कर Arijit Singh का गाना सुनने लगे तो समझ लिजिए कि ये पुछने का वक्त आ गया - बेटा क्या नाम है उस लड़की का?"
  • 7 years ago



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  • लडकीयाँ एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी और बोलेँगी, "पूरे घर मे कहती हैँ शाँपिँग करके आरही हूँ" . . और लडके 5000 की दारु पीकर आते है फिर भी, . "चुप चाप सो जाते है कही बापू को पता ना चल जाये"
  • 7 years ago



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  • Santa ne challenge kiya: Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale pahunch gaye: Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de!
  • 7 years ago



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  • A student in Singham style, Fail karega Fail karega To kar na.. Tum logo ko is se farak padta hoga.. Mala farak nahi padat.. Ghar jaunga, Padhai karunga, Aur apni A.T.K.T. solve karunga, Meri Mehanat aur Padhai kam haiisliye meri A.T.K.T. me dum hai.. Aata maji satakli.
  • 7 years ago



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  • 99% aap intelligent ho 13% Aap sweet ho 68% aap cute ho 05% aap badmash ho 07% aap pagal ho... Ise chohdo ihin no. Ko mila kr muje call kro
  • 7 years ago



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  • Arranged Marriage - Rs.6,00,000 Shadi Rs.4,00,000 jewellry Rs.50,000 Shadi ki Rasme Total- Rs.10,50,000 Love Marriage - Rs.100 ka Stamp paper Rs.20 Notary Rs.50 ki Varmaala Rs.20 ka Photo Total- Rs.190 ...... "Paisa Aapka Pasand Aapki Faisla Aapka" Jaago grahak jago, Lover ke saath bhago!! By : Nitish
  • 7 years ago



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  • Aik pathan akela park main betha hua tha… Dost….!!! O yara yahan kia kar rahay ho…?? Pathan…!!! Waqt nay mujhay barbaad kia hai aur main yahan beth kar waqt ko barbaad kar raha hon
  • 7 years ago



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  • Sharabi 3 manzil se gira aur uske paas log jama hogye or logo ne use kaha kya hua? SHARABI:kya pata kya hua mein bhi abhi aaya
  • 7 years ago



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  • पत्नी: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो? पति: शाहजहां से भी ज्यादा. पत्नी: मेरे मरने के बाद ताजमहल बनाओगे. पति: मैं तो प्लॉट ले भी चुका हूं पगली देर तो तू ही कर रही है.
  • 7 years ago



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  • 1ladka Dusre Ladke Se.. Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ?? . Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia:" . . . . . Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai.. . Na Tumhari Hai.. Na Hamari Hai.. Bas Sarkari Hai..:p :O :D :D by sharad
  • 7 years ago



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  • Sir:" Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. . Student:" Mujhe.. ??? . Sir:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai... Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..??? Student:" 20 Sir:" Kaise.. ?? Student:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai...
  • 7 years ago



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  • Boy- agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabat h, aur bs yehi meri chahta h to tum kya kahogi....? Girls- main tum se kahoongi isi baat ko tum agar.... ....khana khila ke kahate, ....zara mobile me blance dalwa k kahate... ....mujhe sopping karwa ke kahate to accha ho taaaa.....:-) ....aesi hoti h girls, agree boys....to thoko na..like..
  • 7 years ago



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  • 1 Ladki Ki Death Ke Baad Uski Friend Uske Boyfriend Ke Pass Gayi Or Boli, "Kya Main Uski Jagah Le Skti Hu......??" . . Superb Answer . . . . Boyfrnd- "Muje Koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo Se Puch Lo.":p
  • 7 years ago



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  • 5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao? China:"Mazak Mat Karo.. . . Japan:"Namumkin . Amrican:"Sawaal­­ -Galat Hai.. . UK:"Net Par Nhi Hai.. . . Indian:"Easy… F(IV)E.. India has all"JUGAAD"
  • 7 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya. Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai. Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!
  • 7 years ago



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