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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

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Ek Pathan Dusre Se: “O Yara Mere Pet Mein Gas Hai” Dusra Pathan: “Khuda Ka Shukar Ada Kar Ke Petrol Nahi Hai, Warna America Ne Qabza Kar Lena Tha.

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1st time bhojpuri sms, "Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise, Phatal karejwa k siyab kaise, Tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi, Tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise!":)

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Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto. . . Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke School Le Jaa Rahe The. . . 1 Buzurg Bole: Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi . . . Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

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GIRLS PC FOLDER: C/DESKTOP/SONGS/ROMANTIC SONGS . . . . . BOYS PC FOLDER: C/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/DRIVERS/STUDY MATERIAL/IMPORTANT FILES/EDUDATION ALL STUFF/DATA STRUCTURE/"SUNNY LEONE.AVI"

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Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h, jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai. Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega...

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Malik nokar se: Machar kitna shor kar rahe hai. Tmne machar marne ki dawa nahi dali kya? Nokar- Dali hai malik, ye to unki biwiya ha jo ro rahi hai !!

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Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi karli.. . . . . Murga:"Hum mar gye the kya.. ?? . . . . . Murgi:"Me to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi par.. Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho... :p :O :D Oh man Style machine

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agar khus hai wo dekh ansu mere ankho me to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chhor denge tarpte hi rahenge use dekhne ko magar uski taraf palak uthana hi chhor denge womanjil hi kya meri jo dukh de usko kuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chhor denge

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Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai. Sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho

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Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?

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Bhikhari- kuch khane ko de do, malkin- ghar me khane ko kuch v nahi hai, Bhikhari- tab mere sath hi chalie,dono bhikh mangkar khayenge.

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

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Reporter kasab ki phaansi ke pehle:, "aapko kaisa laga 4 saal india me reh kar.. ?? . KASAB:, "mujhe pata nahi tha k mein yahan 4 saal rahunga. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nahi to Mai Engineering Kar Leta..

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YE PYARA SA GULAB SIRF AP K LIYE. . . (./) /.".)"^----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ Iska Nam Gulab Hai To Mai Kya Karu. ha ha ha.

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Lady- Doctor, mere pati ka nasbandi kardo.. Dr.- kyun.? Lady- kya karu, Mujhe 5 wa mahina chal raha hai, Ghar me meri behen ka choutha mahina, Kamwali ka teesra mahina. Hamari bhais ka doosra, Kal hamari kutiya ne bhi ulti ki, Dr- Tumara pati kaha hai.? Lady- Woh dekho, Hass Hass Ke SMS padh raha hai.! ••••Turnext••••

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GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

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Agar Hum Ladai jhagda kar ke maar kha ke ghar aate hai To apnelogo ka Reaction- . . . . Dad=chal chod,ab us ladke k paas mat jana . . . Mom=are mere bete ka kya haal kar dia . . . Sister=bhaiya dard ho raha hai kya? . . . Lover=kutto ki tarah ladaai karke pit ke mere samne kyo khade ho But finaly our friends say= Gadi nikaal uski maa bhen ek Karke aata hai , uski maa ka saki naka ...

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Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja! Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai Tan Usne Keha, Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…

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Aisa Kyun Hota Hai Doston…??? Jisko Zindagi Mano Wohi Jaan Nikal Leti Hai… Hum Tarapte Hai Unki Hansi Ke Liye… Aur Wo Hume Hi Rulati Rehti Hai…

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