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Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai:-
Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki
"Mazak
Tha Yaar"
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Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai:-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Mujhe Koi Farq
Nahi Padta"
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Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai:-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Its Ok"
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Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai:-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Mujhe Akela
Chhod Do"
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Ek Gehri Bat Chupi Hoti Hai:-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Pata Nahi"
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Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai
Bato
Ka:-
Jab Koi
"Khamosh Rehta hai'
Hit Like If You Agree ?:(
Djsumit
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p@Hushain2
Solid Insult :( :P
Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise
haddiya hi haddiya ho!
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Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k
mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?
Eak bar ek aadmi jangal gaya
Wanha usne ped par latke sap(snek)
Kko dekha phir usne bola latakne se
Kam nahi chalega mommy ko bolo
Complain bhi phlaye.
Facebook facts ,
how users choose there names..:
kali koji larki,
fb name,White angel:>
mota kuppa larka
fb name,smart bobby:D
darphok loser bacha
fb name,azmat killerB-)
muhale ki desi larki
fb name,ash princess;)
45 sal ki aunty
fb name,nadia doll:-p
60 saal ka baba
fb name,nomi king:D
Amazing Love Story:
A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE
with kanjoos Girl..:O
Girl: Jab Dad so jyenge to mai
gali me SIKKA
fekungi,
awaaz sunke tum turant andar
aa jana.
Lekin Boy sikka feknek 1
ghante baad aaya.:-|
Girl:Itni der kyo laga di?;->
Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rha
tha.. :D
Girl-pagal wo to"DHAAGA
BAANDH" k feka tha,
wapas khich liya..
Ek ladke aur ek ladki ki saadi hui...
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Aap yaakin na hi karenge ki dusare hi din.. ...
Unka Bachha hua.....
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KHANA khrab ho gaya... Fridge me jo na hi rakha tha na....:-P:-D.
Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone grin.png
Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ?
How Should Central Bank fight
these Inflationary Trends with Minimum
Intervention
In The Money Markets ?
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Girl : Hmmmm….
Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!
Pappu ne exam me arz kiya
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Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa LikhoK PEN Bhi Ronay Par Majboor Ho jaye,
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Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye .,..
Ek Bachcha Har Roz Maths Teacher Ko Phone Lagata Hai
Teacher Ki Wife-kitni Bar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hai,
Bar Bar Phone Kyu Karte Ho?
Bachcha- Sun K Achcha Lagta Hai!
Waqt thoda hai paas mere,
par bahut kuch abhi
karna baaki hai,
Wo jakhm jo apno ne
diye use abhi bharna
baaki hai,
Teri dosti ki aadat si pad gayi hai mujhe,
kuch der tere saath chalna baki hai,
Shamshan me jalta chod kar mat jana,
varna ruh kahegi ki ruk ja...
abhi tere Yaar ka Dil
jalna baaki hai.
1 Panjabi 0r1 Pathan Chocolate Store me gaye
Panjabi Ne 5 Choclate Chori kr k Jaib me rakh Li 0r Bahar A gya.
or pathan sa Bola:
Tum na hath ki Safai dekhi?
Pathan:
Ye to Kuch b Nai Ao dukan me tumko Jadu dikhauga
Pathan dukndar se:
Jadu dekho ge?
Dukndar:dikhao
Pathan ne 1 Choclate Li 0r kha gya
Phr 2sri,3sri
puri 5 Kha gaya
Dukndar
Aby Jadu kaha he
Pathan
Ab hmara dost Ki Jaib ki talashi Lo
waha se sari Chocolates niklen ge!
(Geo Pathan)