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  • Santa looking at air hostess’s name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL! With lots of confusion, he asked her.. “Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.. He replied..Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, . Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, . Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... . Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai, 1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya... Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... . Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa ladki dekhne gaya. Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho? Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi
    • 8 years ago



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  • Boss-apki shadi ho gayi? Santa-Haanji,1ladki se huyi he Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he Santa-Naa ji meri behan ki to ladke Se huyi he...:p
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta- Q? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :
    • 8 years ago



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  • Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;->
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa was kissing A Blank Paper, Banta: ye kya hai? Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter. Banta: but ye to khaali hai, Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai
    • 8 years ago



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  • SaNTa:KyO Be
    KaHa Ja RaHa Hai

    BaNTa:YaR
    KaarKhane Ja RaHa Hu.

    SaNTa:
    AbE SaaLe
    ULLu BaNaTa Hai;>;>

    Itni BaDi CAR
    Tu KaiSe KhaYeGa:
    :smile::smile::smile:
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi: Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki Use yaad aaya.. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola: Sala! dara diya..!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
    Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
    Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
    Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
    Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
    :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
    • 8 years ago



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  • अगर आपकी बीवी को भूत पकड़ ले, तो आप क्या करोगे..? :disappointed_relieved:
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    Santa:- मैंने क्या करना है ?:smirk:... .. गलती भूत की है, खुद भुगतेगा.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 7 years ago



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  • संता: ये बीमा कंपनी वाले भी गज़ब करते है. लोगों की बीवियों के पास घंटों बैठ कर पति के मरने के फायदे बताते हैं. बंता:तभी मेरी बीवी बार-बार मुझसे मेरी उम्र पूछ कर खुश हो रही थी और कह रही थी की आपकी कीमत आप क्या जानो.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Snta:- Itne aware log FOOTBALL ko LAAT kyo mar the he.....???? Bnta:- Abe Gadhe, GOAL Krne ke lite. Snta:- GOL Hi to he or kitna GOL Krenge..
    • 8 years ago



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