Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai Jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=Ye kaise Hua? Santa=Mai Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha,To kisi ne kaha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"...?

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Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua? Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai? Dost: 6 Hafte Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

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Santa Ka Jb Antim Samay Aaya Or Aakhiri Waqt Uske Beto Ne Pocha=Ap Bataye K Apko Hum Jalaye Ya Dafnaye? Santa=Mujhse Mat Pocho Surprise Dena Raj.

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Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

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Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo She is kidding . . Santa hasne lga or table par hi gir gya or bola. . . . itna aasaan WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI ...

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Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He

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संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था
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बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed:
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संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी
इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Faadu Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.

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Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))

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Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha. Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye? Santa:Nhi Yar, Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.

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Teacher to SANTA Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya? . Deadly Answr Given By SANTA-Sir Qki Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.

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Santa:Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he.. Servicing Man:Memory card he? Santa:Nahi kya Ration card chalega?

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Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? . Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-

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Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gya. Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge, Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga, "Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"

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Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: wat happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga hai, scratch & win a bmw

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‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚ Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9 bj 1 ghnte baad, fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9wje Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya 5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye santa:kuch nhi bhaaji, main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai

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santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha, dekh k santa bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. SINGER to mar gaya. .

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Santa apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.

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