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  • Kabhi bhi raste me chalte samaymobile me nazre mat lagayeraho.. . . itna bhi mobile me busy na ho jaoki saamne se.. . . . . . . . ladki guzar jaye aur tumhe pata bhi na chale...:p :D :O
  • 7 years ago



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  • Santa: Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai. Banta (Maatha Peet Te Hue): Hey Bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Khaa Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Group की अवस्था. . . . . Msg डालनेवाले आठ.. ओर फोकट पढनेवाले साठ..
  • 7 years ago



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  • Malkin:- Kya Tumne Friz Saaf Ker Di?
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    Nokerani:-haan Memsahab,
    Icecream To Bahut Savad Thi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 7 years ago



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  • जिंदगी की मुसीबतें उन स्टूडेंट्स का रास्ता कभी नहीं रोक सकतीं, जो…. बचपन में पेंसिल छोटी हो जाने पर उसके पीछे पेन का ढक्कन लगाकर, उसे फिर से पकड़ने लायक बना लेते थे !
  • 7 years ago



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  • Pyar Ka Behta Dariya hu. Sagar Se Milan Bahut Door Raha. Jaane Kaisi Kismat Hai Meri. Milkar Bhi Milne Se Majboor Raha. Chaahat Ki Ujli Raahon Per Bhi. Dil Chaahton Se Bahut Door Raha. Teri Judai Me Ae Humsafar Mere. Mera Saya Hi Mujhse Door Raha. Mere Dil Ka Dard Bahut Gehra ThaTere Pyar Se Bada Mehroom Raha.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Ek Baap Ne Apne Bete Ko Ginti K Zariye Bathroom Jana Sikhaya. 1. Zip Kholo 2. Pipi Nikalo 3. Skin Pichhe Khicho 4. Susu Karo 5. Skin Aage Khicho 6. Pipi Andar Lo 7. Zip Band Karo . . . Baap Roz Khush Hota Tha Jab Bathroom Me Se Aavaz Aati 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,... Magar Ek Din Usne Suna.. 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5 Aur Behosh Ho Gaya. . . . Jisko Samajh Aaya Wo Share Kare, Baki Bache Pogo Dekho.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Ladka Aur Ladki PED Ke Pichhe Baithe The. OLDMAN: Beta Kya Yahi Humari "SANSKRITI" Hai.? BOY: Nahi Uncle, Ye To "ANJLI" Hai, Aap Kisi Aur PED Ke Pichhe Dekh Lo.
  • 7 years ago



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  • मेरे टीवी देखने का तरीका भी गजब है- एक तरफ टीवी ऑन और दूसरी तरफ मोबाइल लेकर उसमें बिजी ।।
  • 7 years ago



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  • Gf : Meri mummy ko tum bihut pasand aaye ho . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : Chal Pagli . . . . . .Kuch bhi ho maine shadhi tumse hi karunga aantise kehena wo mujhe bhool jayen
  • 7 years ago



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  • Pappu~papa Padosi Ki Beti Ko English Nehi Aati
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    Papa ~ Tumhai Kase Pata
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    Maina Kha Give Me A Kiss
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    Wo Muje Thappad Mar Kar Chali Gayi
    Anpadh GawaR Kahi Ki ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 7 years ago



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  • Ultimate beizzati: . . . . . . Garmi me bus stop pe 20 log bus ka intazaar kar rahe the Ek bhikhari aaya sabse ek ek rupee lekar auto me baithkar chala gaya
  • 7 years ago



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  • बोलते हैं की लड़की हसीं तो फँसी, मैंने तो Page में आज तक, कितनो को ही हंसाया, फँसी तो तो एक भी नहीं...
  • 7 years ago



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  • An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy: What can u do for me? . . The boy replied: come behind the PYRAMID.. . . I will make u MUMMY.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Saali:" Jeeja Ji Plz Mujhy 500 Rupeyde Do Me Agley Hafte De Dun Gi
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    jeeja:" Tum 1000 Lelo Magar Abhi Do .
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    Jinko Samaj Me Aaya Wo "Like" Thoko Baki Bacche Pogo Mat Dekho Kabhi Samajhne Ki Koshish Bhi Karo..
  • 7 years ago



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  • DABANG Style: SIR:- Pankaj tumhare saare answers galat hain.. Pankaj:- kamaal karte ho sir ji.. marks hi to maang rahe hain.. pyar se de do warna thappad maar ke bhi le sakte hain....! SIR:- Battamiz.. !!! Pankaj:- Battamiz se yaad aaya sir aapke pitaji kaise hain?? SIR:- nikal ja class se..!!! Pankaj:- Chup-chap marks de do.. warna anwers sheet mein itne chedd karunga ki confuze ho jaoge ki fail kahan likhe aur zero kahaan dein..
  • 7 years ago



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  • Santa Aeroplane Me pilot ka Head phone cheen Raha Tha. Pilot : Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : Salo ticket humle aur gaane tum suno....
  • 7 years ago



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  • Q. Arrange marriages मे तलाक कम क्यों होते है . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A. जो अपनी मर्जी से शादी तक ना कर पाये वो तलाक क्या ख़ाक लेंगे
  • 7 years ago



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  • Jee Chaahta Hai Tumse Pyari Si Baat Ho, khaamosh Taare Aur Lambi Si Raat Ho, phir Saari Raat Tumse Hum Kahte Rahen, ki Tum Meri Zindagi Tum Meri Qayenaat Ho.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Hum karte rahe intezaar vo kisi aur ke saath chali gayi. Hum karte rahe intezaar vo kisi aur ke saath chali gayi. Chalo shukr hai is valentine meri jeb to bach gayi
  • 7 years ago



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