Kabhi bhi raste me chalte samaymobile me nazre mat lagayeraho..
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itna bhi mobile me busy na ho jaoki saamne se..
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ladki guzar jaye aur tumhe pata bhi na chale...:p :D :O
जिंदगी की मुसीबतें उन स्टूडेंट्स का
रास्ता कभी नहीं रोक सकतीं,
जो….
बचपन में पेंसिल छोटी हो जाने पर
उसके पीछे पेन का ढक्कन लगाकर,
उसे फिर से पकड़ने लायक बना लेते थे !
Pyar Ka Behta Dariya hu.
Sagar Se Milan Bahut Door Raha.
Jaane Kaisi Kismat Hai Meri.
Milkar Bhi Milne Se Majboor Raha.
Chaahat Ki Ujli Raahon Per Bhi.
Dil Chaahton Se Bahut Door Raha.
Teri Judai Me Ae Humsafar Mere.
Mera Saya Hi Mujhse Door Raha.
Mere Dil Ka Dard Bahut Gehra ThaTere Pyar Se Bada Mehroom Raha.
Ek Baap Ne Apne Bete Ko
Ginti K Zariye Bathroom Jana Sikhaya.
1. Zip Kholo
2. Pipi Nikalo
3. Skin Pichhe Khicho
4. Susu Karo
5. Skin Aage Khicho
6. Pipi Andar Lo
7. Zip Band Karo
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Baap Roz Khush Hota Tha
Jab Bathroom Me Se Aavaz Aati
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,...
Magar Ek Din Usne Suna..
3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5
Aur Behosh Ho Gaya.
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Jisko Samajh Aaya Wo Share Kare,
Baki Bache Pogo Dekho.
Pappu~papa Padosi Ki Beti Ko English Nehi Aati ° ° Papa ~ Tumhai Kase Pata ° ° Maina Kha Give Me A Kiss ° ° Wo Muje Thappad Mar Kar Chali Gayi Anpadh GawaR Kahi Ki ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Ultimate beizzati:
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Garmi me bus stop pe 20 log bus
ka intazaar kar
rahe the
Ek bhikhari aaya sabse ek ek
rupee lekar auto me
baithkar chala gaya
Saali:" Jeeja Ji Plz Mujhy 500 Rupeyde Do Me Agley Hafte De Dun Gi . . . . . jeeja:" Tum 1000 Lelo Magar Abhi Do . . Jinko Samaj Me Aaya Wo "Like" Thoko Baki Bacche Pogo Mat Dekho Kabhi Samajhne Ki Koshish Bhi Karo..
DABANG Style:
SIR:- Pankaj tumhare saare
answers
galat hain..
Pankaj:- kamaal karte ho
sir ji.. marks hi to maang rahe hain..
pyar se de do warna thappad
maar ke bhi le sakte hain....!
SIR:- Battamiz.. !!!
Pankaj:- Battamiz se yaad aaya
sir aapke pitaji kaise hain??
SIR:- nikal ja class se..!!!
Pankaj:- Chup-chap marks
de do..
warna anwers sheet mein itne
chedd karunga ki confuze ho jaoge
ki fail
kahan likhe aur zero
kahaan dein..
Jee Chaahta Hai Tumse Pyari Si Baat Ho,
khaamosh Taare Aur Lambi Si Raat Ho,
phir Saari Raat Tumse Hum Kahte Rahen,
ki Tum Meri Zindagi Tum Meri Qayenaat Ho.
Hum karte rahe intezaar vo kisi aur ke saath chali gayi.
Hum karte rahe intezaar vo kisi aur ke saath chali gayi.
Chalo shukr hai is valentine meri jeb to bach gayi