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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? Baap :- Nahi kyo, Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain...:(

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Fashon Ka Zamana Hai Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

8 years ago

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Teachr: Batao ki in dono me se kon senior hai, Lund ya chut? Santa- chut Teacher: kyo? Santa- chut ko dekhkar lund khada ho jata hai.Respect for the senior.

8 years ago

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Sir:Somudrer moddhe lebu ga6 a6e,2mi ki kre lebu parbe? Raj:Pakhi hoye sir. Sir:Manush k pakhi ki tor bap banabe! Raj:Somudre lebu ga6 ki apnr bap lagabe! Gd m9

8 years ago

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Aaj Kal K Relationships Se Zyada
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China Mobile Ki Battery Chal Jati Hai...:p :O :D :D
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8 years ago

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santa: kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya. banta: fir kya hua? santa: meri boht pitayi hui, banta: wo kaise? santa: suraj ki mammi ne muje pita.

8 years ago

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BV doctor se:Mere Husband ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai. Mein unhain kya doon? Doctor:Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . .

8 years ago

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sadhu Baba ne arz Kiya hai - Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha Wah wah. Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha. Tere msgs nahi aa rhe,,, kya baat hai Bacha.....!!

8 years ago

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Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h..

8 years ago

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Ek Cinema Hall Ka Malik Gandhiji Ka Bada Fan Tha. Isliye Usne Apne Cinema Hall Ka Naam Rakha "Gandhiji Ki Dhoti" Ab Jab Koi Nayi Film Lagti To Paper Me Add Aati Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Aag Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Anakonda Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Koi Mil Gaya Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Jannat Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Hungama Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Murder 2 Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me 3 Idiots.

8 years ago

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Ek Hasina Par Nigahe Meri Thehri Thi , Uski Aankhe Jheel Se Bhi Jayada Gehri Thi.thak Gaya Mai Usko I Love You Kehte Kehte,fir Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Behri Thi:):relaxed::relaxed:

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Pappu ki maa ki tbiyat khrab hui to u se hosptl le gaye to Dr n kha k, TEST honge. Pappu bola .ha bhagwan ab kya hoga? Meri maa TO ANPADH HAI

8 years ago

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believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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Unko na aya hamari wafa pe yakin Humne kaha hum mar jayenge tere bin. Unhone kaha "MARR JAO !" :/. . . . . . fir kya? ( ._.)> <) ) _//ekdum bezzati type laga yaar

8 years ago

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*आज का ज्ञान*
अगर परीक्षा देते वक्त भी उसके बारे में सोचते हो
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तो हाँ मेरे दोस्त, ज़िन्दगी बर्बाद हो गई तुम्हारी...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Ek Ameer Ladki Ko School Me Garib Parivar Pe Essay Likhne Ko Kaha Gya.
Essay Me Usne Likha:
Ek Garib Parivar Tha,
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Pita Garib, Maa Garib,
Bachche Garib.
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Parivar Me 4 Naukr The,
wo Bhi Gareeb..! .
Car Bhi Tooti Hui SAFARI Thi..!
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Unka Garib Driver Bachon KoTootiCar Me School Chhod K Aata Tha..!
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Bachon K Paas Purane N95 Mobilethe..!
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Bache Hafte Me 4 Bar Hi Chicken Khate The..!
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Ghar Me 4 Hi 2nd Hand A.C. The..!
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Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil Se AishKar Raha.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..? . . . . Student: Last warning di jati hai ki. . . . . Abhi bhi waqt he “Bhaag Jaa”

8 years ago

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Kamal, Vimal Do Bhai Thea, Dono Bus Stop Pe Khade The...bus Aai Vimal Chad Jata Hai Per Kamal Nehi Jata Hai,
Why???
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Kyunki Bus Per Likha Tha ONLY VIMAL!!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus karta Hai.? - * - * - Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai.. Mehsus Karke Bata Dena.

8 years ago

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AdaLat Me WakeeL Buddhe Se=Tumne Jwan Ladki Ko Bahon Me Q Pakda? Buddha=Mybaap Thand Lag Rhi Thi Or Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha IAM H0T

8 years ago

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