He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!
Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg
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Life is like a school
Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.
Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear
and fade away like algebra class
but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime
1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5
Min Kam Kar Deta Hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi
Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai,
Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo
To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..
Ghor Kalyug-
Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai.
Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya?
Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu
Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .
I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three.
Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha,
Hr minar ko dekha,
Hr kaalin ko dekha,H
r khidki ko dekha
Or bola.
Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.