Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
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Abhi Qadam He Rakha Tha Hum Ne Mekhane me ek Awaaz aai,
" SAQI "
Chala Ja Wapis Tujhe Sharab ki Nahi kisi k Didaar ki Zarurt Hai......!
" L¡fe ¡s sø .W."H
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What is full form of girl-
g= gali dene me sabse aage
i= innocent sirf sakal se
r= rone dhone ki automatic machine
l= larne
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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha
Rani thi
Hajam tha
kisan tha
Tailor tha
Techr tha
Doctor b tha
Or b bahot se log the
kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.
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स्वर्ग में सब कुछ है लेकिन मौत नहीं है,
गीता में सब कुछ है लेकिन झूठ नहीं है,
दुनिया में सब कुछ है लेकिन किसी को सुकून नहीं है,
और
आज के इंसान में सब कुछ है लेकिन सब्र नहीं.
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Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is
katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.
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Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho,
Mera ghar,Mera car
Hamara Q Nahi kehte,
Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho?
Pati:Hamara Underwear
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1 Famous Chinese Poet Said,
"Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pin pingo ching"
Heart Touching na.!
Mere to Ansu Aa gaye.!
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!
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A Nice saying:
"FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS.
.
where as,
"TAX" IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS.
what a funny world!.
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