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  • Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia, Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga, Shade se pehle bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga, Shadi k bad bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga:pHushain2
    • 8 years ago



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  • Give me some sunshine..!! . . . . . Give me some rain..!! . . . . . . . Give me another girlfrnd..!! . . . . I m single once again..!! dedicated to ma true lovers...♥
    • 8 years ago



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  • Dhoka Mila jab Pyar Me, Zindagi Me Udaasi Chha Gyi, Socha Tha Chhod Denge iss Rah ko, Kambkht Phir Ek Nye Number Se Missed Call Aa Gyi.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Girl: Bas Kro Air Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gye Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya? Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?. ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya??
    • 8 years ago



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  • Apne Raste Par Chalo Apni Pasand Se Pyar Karo Apne Andaz Me Bat Karo Jo Dil Kahe Wahi Karo Phir Dekhna Ek Din Duniya Kahegi . . . . . Kamina Kisi Ki Nahi Sunta!!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • रिजल्ट आने के बाद न्यूज़ चैनल्स जो, हप्ते भर टॉपर्स स्टोरी दिखते हैं वो भी, आत्महत्या के लिए उकसाता है, इस पर प्रतिबंध लगा देना चाहिए..
    • 8 years ago



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  • Karz Rishte Ka Ada Kon Karega, Dost Nahi Raha To Pyar Kon Karega, Aey Khuda Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna, Warna Meri Shadi Me Daar P K Drama Kon Karega.
    • 8 years ago



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  • जिस बस मे बैठी हो हसीनाए उस बस के सीसे चिटक ही जाते हे ड्राइवर चाहे जितनी तेज़ चलाए बस दीवाने तो फिर भी लटक ही जाते हे..!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Girl 1: Aaj Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Koi Aitbar Nhi Mein Tho Ab Wasim Ka Muh Bhi Nhi Dekhu Gi, Girl 2: Kyon Kya Hua Tum Ney Usey Kisi Or Ladki Ke Saath Dekh Liya ?? Girl 1 : Nhi Ush Ney Mujhey Kisi Or Ladke Ke Saath Dekh Liya Hai… Vo Kal Keh Rha Tha Ki Vo Dilhi Jaa Rha Hai Jhootha, Ferabi...
    • 8 years ago



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  • Hi. Maine yeh msg aapko Diwali ki badhayi dene ke liye kiya hai. Aaj is aazadi ke avsar par hume yeh raakhi ka tyohaar acche se manana chahiye aur gharo me deepak laga kar holi khelni chahiye, kyunki aaj hi ke din Gandhiji ne Ravan ko maarkar Mahabharat ka yuddh jeeta tha aur America ko aazad karaya tha. Isliye ek baar fir se aapko janam din ki bahut bahut shubhkamnaye. Ishwar aapko bhaang me bheege.. iss msg ko jhelne ki shakti de.. "HAPPY DASAHRA"
    • 8 years ago



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  • Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ek Din Wo Humse Mile Aur Shikayat Ki K Hum Unhe Yad Nahi Karte Ab Unhe Koun Samjhaye.. Agar Yad Karna Itna Asan Hota To Hum Apne Class Me Top Nahi Kar Dete....???
    • 8 years ago



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  • Why do Indian men make such lousy lovers? Because they get all the love they want from their mothers and by the time they attain puberty they become emotionally impotent!
    • 8 years ago



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  • माँ जब जगाती थी तो कभी लेट नहीं होते थे क्योंकि माँ के पास snooze के बाद थप्पड़ का option होता था phone में वो बात कहाँ
    • 8 years ago



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  • Khuda Aapko Paisa, Bangla, Reputation, Shakti-Bhakti Pyar, Car, Aur, Aur, Aur, Kya Dekh Rahe Ho, "LALCHI" Itna Kafi Nahi Hai Kya.?
    • 8 years ago



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  • Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Wah Wah! Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!
    • 8 years ago



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  • छोटू ने ब्लेड से गर्लफ्रेंड का नाम अपने हाथ पर लिखा और 5 मिनट बाद जोर-जोर से रोने लगा, उसका दोस्त- क्यों रो रहे हो? छोटू- अबे, पुरानी वाली का नाम लिख दिया..
    • 8 years ago



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  • Wife: Aaj Mere Tan Badan Me Aag Lagado. Husband Ne Petrol Daal Kar Aag Laga Di. MORAL: Kripya Apni Bhawnao Ko Saral Shabdo Me Prakat Kre.
    • 8 years ago



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