Ram Ne Sita Ko SMS Kiya,
Dear Situ,
What’s Up?
Main Yaha Mast Hu And Hope Tu Bhi Good Hogi,
Laxman Tujhe Miss Karta Hai…
Yaar Tu Tension Na Le,
Main Bahut Jaldi Tujhe Ravan Ke Yaha Se Le Jaunga.
Maine BSNL Ka Sim Liya Hai, Aur Ravan Ka Number Free Karwa Liya Hai,
Ravan Ko Maine Mobile Per Bahut Gaaliya Di,
Saale Ne Ye Bol Ke Phone Kaat Diya Ki Battery Low Hai,
Main Tujhe Micromax Ka 30 Days Battery Backup, Dual Sim Wala,
Aur 8GB Ka Card Sad Song Bhar Ke Mr. Hanuman Ke Hath Bhej Raha Hun.
Isme Net Surfing Bhi Hai…
Ab Hum Tum Night Mein Calling Ke Maje Le Payenge,
India Mein 3G Bhi Lauch Ho Chuka Hai,
Ho Sake To Lanka Se Video Calling Ka Try Karna…
Laxman Top-Up Card Lene Gaya Hai, Aur Haan Maine Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai,
Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge, Bye!
Love You… Ram
Just Imagine
Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein Safar Kar Rahe Ho
Aapko Bahut Jor Ki Paad Aa Raha Hai
Itifakan, Gana Bhi Bahut Jor Se Baj Raha Hai
Aur Mauke Ka Faida Uthate Hue
Aapne Bhi Bade Smartly Gaane Ki Dhun Mein Dhun Milate Hue Paad Mara
Aur Kisi Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chala
Jab Utrane Lage Aapne Dekha Sab Ghur Rahe Hain
Aur Achanak Aapko Yaad Aaya
Gana To Aapke Headphone Per Chal Raha Tha…
Ek Aadmi,
Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-
Khud Khusi Paap Hai,
Julum Hai, Gunah Hai,
Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai,
Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,
Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le…
Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe The
Girlfriend Ne Ladke Ka Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi…
Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per Likha,
Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai…