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  • लड़की: मैं कल तुमसे मिलने नहीं आ सकती।
    लड़का: चलो कोई बात नहीं, फिर मैं तुम्हारा गिफ्ट किसी और को दे देता हूं
    लड़की: अरे, मेरा मतलब था कि मैं कल नहीं आ सकती, अभी कहां हो तुम? मैं आ रही हूं।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Cockroch Ko Garam Pani Me Dho Ke Use Dhup Me Sukha Ke Chips Ke Jaise Kaat Ke Shahad Ke Sath Khane Se, . . . . . . ULTI Ho Jati Hai, Bilkul Try Mat Karna.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Kelewala: Kele, Le. Lo kele! Madam: Arey bhaiya, kele to pilpile hai. Kadak aur lambe do! Kelewala: Arey madam, kabhi to khane ke liye liyaa karo!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO
    • 10 years ago



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  • Six answers give by a GIRL when she is proposed.... 1. Nahi 2. Mujhe waqt chahiye 3. I have always seen u as a friend 4. I alrady have a boy friend 5. We should concentrate on studies. 6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed.... 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Yes 4. Yes 5. Yes 6. Yes
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Rule Of Boys- Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati . . Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati . . . Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apni Girlfriend Par . . . . Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi Jati
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Suba Utho Close Up Karo Fir Naha K Meri Photo Rakh K Apne Dono Hath Jod Kar Zor Se Gao . . . . Tujhe Bhul Jana Mumkin Nahi Tera SMS Na Aye Aisa Koi Din Nahi :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • True Love Song. . . . Bazigar O Bazigar, Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar, . Oooo. . Tune Dil Mera Toda, Maine Fevicol Se Joda, Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja. =)) :-D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge, Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge, Girne lage to hath hum denge, aur Na bhi gire to.. EK LAAT HUM DENGE. :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • College ki galiyon main ajeeb khel hota hai... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hai Notes ke jagah love sale hota hai... Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Shaadi Aise Ghar Me Ho, Jaha Sasur Maldaar Ho, Aur Saas Bimaar Ho, Saale Sidhesade Ho, Patni Kaisi Bhi Chalegi, Par Saaliya, Do-Chaar Ho.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Na Koi Kisi Se Door Hota Hai; Na Koi Kisi Ke Kareeb Hota Hai; Aata Hai Chal Pyaar Khud Uske Paas; Jab Koi Kisi Ka Naseeb Hota Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Gappi Aapas Mein Baaten Kar Raha Tha... (1)Mera Dada Zi Itne Bare Tairak The Ki Hindmaha Sagar Mein Kudte Aur Prasantmaha Sagar Mein Nikalte. . . . . . (2)Mere Dada Zi Itne Bare Tairak The Ki Ganga Nadi Mein Kudte Aur Yamuna Nadi Me Nikalte. . . . . . (3)Mere Dada Zi Itne Bare Tairak The Ki Paani Tanki Mein Kudte Aur Nal Ke Duara Nikal Zaate...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai . . . Dekh K Mohabbat Ki Aisi Misal Mujhe Bhi Hairani Hui . . . Mohalle Ki Sari Bakriya Rone Lagi Jab Mere Bakre Ki Kurbani Hui..
    • 10 years ago



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  • शादी मे चाहे कितना भी बड़ा आदमी क्यों ना आ जाये.... लेकिन टशन उस लौंडे का भारी रहता है जिसके अंडर में दारू का हिसाब किताब रहता है!! Heart
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai, . . . . . . Chappal Ka Agr Purani Tujhe Chahiye To Le Jana Pagal, Sharmana Mat, Tu Dost Hai Apna Haq Se Maang.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo, Nurse: Blood group bolo. SANTA: koi b chalega, Nurse: kaise chalega? SANTA: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyaar kya Hota Hai Sir ?? . Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho kar Achi Ladki Banogi to Tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega. . . Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to ? . . . Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge
    • 10 years ago



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