Funny Exam Sms

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee. neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee. Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa. Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya

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AEROPLANE: Wright brothrs CYCLE: Macmillan TELEPHONE: Graham Bell TELESCOPE: Galileo EXAMS:?? Dhoondo SAALE ko! Mil k marenge!

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naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

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परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन
अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey:
फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:

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khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ? . . . . . Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai

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एग्जाम के पावन मौके पर अर्ज़ है: पढ़ना लिखना त्याग दे मित्रा; नकल से रख आस; ओढ़ रजाई सो जा बेटा; रब करेगा पास। पर्ची वाले बाबा की जय!..

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The shortest relation in life is between Student & Books. They get commited couple of Days before exam. & After exam.. Break Up…..

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Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai. Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai, fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

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what’s d difference between people who pray in temples and people who pray in exam centres ? Those r damn serious..

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Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

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I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song. . Guess which song? . guess! . . O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

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Studying* Me: Darr lag raha hai, kuch nahi aa raha Friend: Yeh le Mountain Dew pee Me *drinks 2 bottles* Friend: Ab kuch aaya? Me: Haan susu!!

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2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai . . . yeh galat hai . . . . . EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.

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Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s cheating material today.

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If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response "Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata" If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says "Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"

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4 saal, 8 ladai(sem) 40 Dushman(paper) 32 tanks(lab) 64 grand(ext & int) 16 goli(mid sem) aur 1 akela janbaaz... be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

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Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga, Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja.. Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi, EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!! Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.

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Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!! Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna, Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!! Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

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Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega.. . . . 1.Roll no 2.Exam 3.Date 4.Subject Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya? Anything 4 u

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