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  • Ek ladka bhagta hua
    ek ladki ke paas jata ha
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    ruk ke bolta ha
    ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu
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    Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi
    BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • लडकियों की पोस्ट को फेसबुक पर जितना
    सम्मान मिलता है,
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    यदि उतना हि सम्मान
    उन्हे राह चलते वक्त दिया जाये तो
    देश की तश्वीर अलग होगी..!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • naukar malik se: malik khat aaya hai
    malik : kis bevkoof ke liye aaya hai
    naukar : malik aapke liye
    malik : kis gadhe ne bheja hai
    naukar : aapke pita ji ne
    • 9 years ago



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  • Love V/s Daaru-
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    Love- Pagal Banata Hai
    Daru- Mood Fresh Karti Hai

    Love- Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai
    Daru- Pee Kar Neend Achi Ati Hai

    Love- Me Date Ke 2000/-
    Daru- 1 Botle K 350/-.
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    Love- Me Sabki Suno
    Daru- Pee Kar Sabko Sunao
    Faisla Aapke Haath Me

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    Piyo Sir Utha Ke..... .
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    Jiyo Ladkhadake.....
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    Jai Baatli!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Wife:Tu phull gulab da,
    main suraj mukhi.
    tu metho dukhi te main tetho dukhi.
    Pati:Tu kothe chad k chhaal mar,fir main v sukhi te tu v sukhi
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Punjabi SMS
  • वो बोली छोड कलास को Film देखने चलते हैं, मै बोला,
    इतनी Selfish ना बन उनके लिए भी सोच जो मेरे लिए Class में आती है.. :-
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS
  • Khamoshi Uski Mujhpe Barasti Hai;
    Meri Har Aah Uska Dard Samajti Hai;
    Malum Hai K Majbur Hai Wo;
    Fir B Meri Har Nazar Uske Ek Didar Ko Tarasti Hai!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Fights for friends.
    Joyful trips.
    Examination fever.
    Suspense of results.
    Making parodies of teachers.
    Joking with juniors.
    Carefree laughters.
    Gossips about affairs.
    Just everything....
    People call it ill manners.
    We call it life.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Day SMS
  • Aap Raho Khus Sada Yeh Tamanna Hai Hamari,
    Chalo Khud Par Humne Yeh Iljaam Le Liya,

    Jakham Gham Ruswaiyan Yaar Ne Di Humko,
    Aaj Wafa Ka Yaaro Yeh Ilzaam Le Liya….
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Santa apne friend Banta ke saath ATM gaya.
    Santa: Banta, zara mera balance check kar do, mujhe check karna nahi aata.
    Banta ne Santa ko dhakka de diya, aur Santa gir gaya.
    Banta: Tumhara balance kharab hai!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Aapse Pyar Karne Ko Dil Karta Hai,
    Aapko Baahon Mein Bharne Ko Dil Karta Hai,

    Ek Aap Hi Toh Is Duniya Mein Jispe,
    Dilo Jaan Nisaar Karne Ko Dil Karta Hai…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Aap ke jivan me ho lakshmi ka vaas
    Manokamna puri ho jivan me ulaas
    Khushiya mile aap ko aprampar
    Mubarak ho aap ko diwali ka tyohaar
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Diwali SMS
  • koi na jane kis ghadi wo mkam aa jayega,
    yun hi khayalon me khoye hue unka paigam aa jayega,
    dil ko inhi baato se bahla ke rkha hai,
    jabki dil ko ye pata hai koi aayega nahi bas sham hogi aur hathon me jaam aa jayega.*
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love You