• Categories
  • Mark Twain Quotes   2407
  • Always obey your parents. When they are present. This is the best policy in the long run. Because if you don't, they will make you. Most parents think they know better than you do, and you can generally make more by humoring that superstition than you can by acting on your own better judgment.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Running Quotes , Thinking Quotes
  • The pitifulest thing out is a mob; that's what an army is--a mob; they don't fight with courage that's born in them, but with courage that's borrowed from their mass, and from their officers. But a mob without any MAN at the head of it is BENEATH pitifulness.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Fighting Quotes , Army Quotes
  • It{California} is the land where the fabled Aladdin's Lamp lies buried-and she {San Francisco} is the new Aladdin who shall seize it from its obscurity and summon the genie and command him to crown her with power and greatness and bring to her feet the hoarded treasures of the earth.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Lying Quotes , Greatness Quotes