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Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.

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They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.

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Today's burdens can strengthen you for tomorrow.

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Kindness is a language herd by deaf men and felt by blind men.

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You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.

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Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

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Look at the mother of Washington! She raised a boy that could not tell a lie--could not tell a lie! But he never had any chance. It might have been different if he had belonged to the Washington Newspaper Correspondents' Club

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A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.

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By and by when each nation has 20,000 battleships and 5,000,000 soldiers we shall all be safe and the wisdom of statesmanship will stand confirmed.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal; the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal

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The editor of a newspaper cannot be independent, but must work with one hand tied behind him by party and patrons, and be content to utter only half or two-thirds of his mind . writers of all kinds are manacled servants of the public. We write frankly and fearlessly, but then we "modify" before we print.

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It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art... Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes.

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Whatever you say, say it with conviction

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In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

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Against a diseased imagination demonstration goes for nothing.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public

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France has usually been governed by prostitutes

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