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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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Eating words has never given me indigestion.

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Hatred is blind, as well as love.

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Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

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I have insecurities of course, but I don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

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I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

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Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.

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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

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'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

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"I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit-"and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher through yourself-that wot my opinions respectin' flopping has undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as Mrs. Cruncher may be a flopping at the present time."

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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"She's a very charming and delightful creature," quoth Mr. Robert Sawyer, in reply; "and has only one fault that I know of, Ben. It happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish is a want of taste. She don't like me."

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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