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Whatever advice you give, be short.

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We were together. I forget the rest.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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I am only human, although I regret it.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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Tags : Adlai E. Stevenson Quotes , Funny Quotes , Witty Quotes

... I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am afraid, but because it was very slow, very dreary, very up-hill and down-hill, and very unlike any way in which any man in any natural circumstances of life or death ever expressed himself about anything.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.

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A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

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A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.

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May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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