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It's a funny old world.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.

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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

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"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.

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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

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All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

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The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

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We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

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