Adam Sandler Quotes, Funny Quotes, Years Quotes

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

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You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.

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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

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I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.

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The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

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My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

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My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

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I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.

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If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

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My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

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I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

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