Adam Sandler Quotes, Nice Quotes, Kids Quotes

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

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I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

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SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

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I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

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