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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

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We have set out to promote the work of community and faith-based charities. Government cannot be replaced by charities, but it can welcome them as partners instead of resenting them as rivals.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"--a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched...Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour....Humour is never artificial.

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I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

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'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

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It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents.

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It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.

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Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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