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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.

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She's good, being gone.

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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?

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God was bored by him.

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What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.

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DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

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Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.

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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

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Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.

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To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

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PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.

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What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

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I am easily satisfied with the very best.

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