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- Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
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- Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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- I was born to poor because of honest parents.
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- HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
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- Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.
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- MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.
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- A man is the sum of his ancestors; to reform him you must begin with a dead ape and work downward through a million graves.
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- OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has been able to collect taxes. Chiefly useful to inspire poets.
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- Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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- CENTAUR, n. One of a race of persons who lived before the division of labor had been carried to such a pitch of differentiation, and who followed the primitive economic maxim, "Every man his own horse."
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- Learning -the kind of ignorance affected by (and affecting) civilized races, as distinguished from ignorance, the sort of learning incurred by savages. See nonsense.
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- Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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- PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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- QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another - usually about as many times as it can be got there.
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- Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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- Advice, the smallest current coin.
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- CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.
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- Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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- Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.
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- NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
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