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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.

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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

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Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness.

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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