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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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Science should be on tap, not on top.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

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There are no facts, only interpretations.

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.

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It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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