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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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Wit is educated insolence.

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