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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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A witty saying proves nothing.

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I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

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Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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Genius is born-not paid

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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