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The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.

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When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.

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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

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You don't know about me, without you have read a book by the name of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,' but that ain't no matter. That book was made by a Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

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Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.

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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

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Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

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All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's the way they're raised.

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Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly ofthe storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.

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The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.

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Gold in its native state is but dull, unornamental stuff, and only lowborn metals excite the admiration of the ignorant with an ostentatious glitter. However, like the rest of the world, I still go on underrating men of gold and glorifying men of mica.

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Be good and you'll be lonesome

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Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions are all based upon that large defect in your race - the individual's distrust of his neighbor, and his desire, for safety's or comfort's sake, to stand well in his neighbor's eye. These institutions will always remain, and always flourish, and always oppress you, affront you, and degrade you, because you will always be and remain slaves of minorities. There was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions.

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Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW is only a small step and quickly taken.

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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

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