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December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.

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The laws of Nature take precedence of all human laws. The purpose of all human laws is one - to defeat the laws of Nature. This is the case among all the nations, both civilized and savage. It is a grotesquerie, but when the human race is not grotesque it is because it is asleep and losing its opportunity.

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In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

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Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

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We are all alike, on the inside.

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Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

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We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.

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How empty is theory in the presence of fact!

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There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.

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To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.

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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.

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Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

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The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future.

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Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born -a hundred million years -and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together. There was a peace, a serenity, an absence of all sense of responsibility, an absence of worry, an absence of care, grief, perplexity; and the presence of a deep content and unbroken satisfaction in that hundred million years of holiday which I look back upon with a tender longing and with a grateful desire to resume, when the opportunity comes.

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When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

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