Mark Twain Quotes, God Quotes, Healthy Quotes

We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

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The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.

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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

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Old habits cannot be thrown out the upstairs window. They have to be coaxed downstairs one step at a time.

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The law of work does seem utterly unfair-but there it is, and nothing can change it: the higher the pay in enjoyment the worker gets out of it, the higher shall be his pay in cash, too.

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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

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There was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to forget what year it was we left port in.

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Warm summer sun, shine kindly here.

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A powerful agent is the right word: it lights the reader's way and makes it plain.

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Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

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In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch.

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All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish

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A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.

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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

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It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

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An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. It is said that leaders are readers. However if they read trashy magazines for the majority of their time and they never run with the information that they glean from resourceful books, then they may as well have not taken any time to read at all. It is easier to stay out than get out.

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Gratitude is a debt which usually goes on accumulating like blackmail; the more you pay, the more is exacted.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.

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