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  • "ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4 . . . Bande Hain Hum Sanskari Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj Nikle Charon Aur. . . Irade Hain Kanyadaani Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon Kanyadaan Karne Aaj Chale Hain Hum.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larka Larki park me bethe 1 hi cup me ice cream kha rhe the ankho me ankhe dal k Girl shrma k=Ap itne ghor se kya dekh rhe ho Boy: thori thori kha BHOOKI
    • 10 years ago



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  • श्याम: – एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू
    देने गया..!!!
    बॉस: – बधाई :clap: हो,
    आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है…!!!
    आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,
    फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर
    दी जाएगी…!!!
    श्याम बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed:,
    बॉस: – क्या हुआ…?
    श्याम: – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा. :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
    बॉस बेहोश…!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Log kehty hain k insan ko sb se zyada dukh mohbat m dil tutny p hota he But mera zati khayal he k Dhop m khari BIKE p bethne se b cheekhen nikl ati hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gujju english love letter: Mari deer Puspa, U r que tea, luv lee, sack sea, on nest, a tract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very press yes.. Tharo lower, Comeless.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,.Customer Care Wali Aunty KehtiSajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,.Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, IljamEk Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,.Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya ToPata Chala,KeHum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi TimePe No. Milaate Rahe.! @nitish
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?” Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA.. Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA.. Itni Shakti hume dena DATA.. . Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.. Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.. A for Apple B for Banana... . Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala... Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala.. Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala..
    • 10 years ago



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  • KISI LADKI KO CHEDO USKA HATH PAKRO AGAR WO THAPPAR MARE TO KAHO.............. . . . . . . . . . . . . TUM PEHLE IMTIHAAN ME PAAS HO GAYI HO.... MUJHE AISI HI SHARIF LADKI CHAHIYE THI..........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sonu :aaj mujhe bahut maar padi. Monu :Q re? Sonu :padosi ka ladka kho gaya Monu :To? Sonu :maine kaha google pe search karo, mil gaya to download karlo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • airja airja kiya hai piyar karna guna nahi par piyar ka nam lena guna hai kuki har kisi se piyar nahi hota im shyam kumar my ph no
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na jane ki aapki yaad aati hai. Hontho per aapki hi baat aati hai. Baithe hai jab bhi 2 pal akele mein. Yaad bas wahi pehli mulakat aati hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend romantic mood me:- aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai aa jao? santa:- Tu mere ghar aja pgli, mere ghar sb log hai tera man laga rahega
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy Send Friend Request to Girl On Facebook:- Girl: Kaunn Ho Tum? Boy: Hasrat Tumhari! Girl: Chahte Kya Ho? Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari! Girl: Pachtaoge Tum! Boy: Kismat Hamari! Girl: Married Hoon Main! Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se . Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in Lift.. Girl= mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:) 2nd girl ayi=Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 ...:) achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi... SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo......:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Topi bechne wala ped k niche araam kar raha tha.. . . . Kuch Bandar uski topiya uthakar le gaye.. . . . Topiwale ko apne Dada ki sunai kahani yaad aayi.. Or usne apni 1 topi utha k fek di.. 1 Bandar aaya, Usne topi ko uthaya or 1 THAPPAD maar k bola: " Saale tu kya sochta hai Hamara Dada hame kahani nhi suna k gaye" !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya. Aur Elan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan ke Pakad lega wo $100,000 payega. 1st: Obama gaya@Par fail ho gaya 2nd: George bush gaya lekin nakam raha. 3rd: Manmohan singh gaya aur 10 second me Bandar le aaya. Sab ne hairan hoke puchha:aap ne kaise pata kar liya? M.M.Singh: Mai pinjre me gaya aur kaha: VOTE CONGRESS ko dena! To sirf ek ne kaha: LUND LE LE MERA!:p:D AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA...* hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lecture Was Going On.. Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.. . . Lecturer:Ye Bahar Kyun Chala Gaya . . ?? . . . . . . . . . His Friend:Sir Usko Neend Mein Chalne Ki Aadat Hai .
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Valobasa mane tumi nodi" "Ful phaki tara" "Valobasa mane dur nilima" "Srabon borsa khora" "Valobasa mane rater akas" "Mege daka chand" "Valobasa mane photh cola" "Hate rehke hat" "Valobasa mane tomr thoter" "Mhisti modur hasi" "Valobasa mane thopto dupure" "Rahkaliyar bhasi" "Valobasa mane tumi amr" "Bece thakar asa" "Valobasa mane tumi amr" "Praner valobasa"
    • 10 years ago



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