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  • Kaminey Friendsss 1st Friend: Chup Raho Dekho Ghar Se Phone Hai . 2nd Friend: Arre Jara Beer Ke Bottle To Sarka Idhar 3rd Friend: Tune Jo Cigrate Di Wo Khatam Ho Gayi Dusri De 4th Friend: (In Female Voice) Januuu Yaha Aao Na Plz Aaaaooo Naaa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya... Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye, sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha . . . . . Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bf & Gf sath market se ja rahe the. 1 ladki ne hello kiya. Gf:kaun thi yeh? Bf:Tum plz mera dimag kharab mat karo! Abhi usko b batana hai k tum kaun ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein, Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Badiya Hai !!! Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye. To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chorr Diya, America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja. Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi. To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Gaye. Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “ Kabool Kar saale, K tu Hi Sher Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • ग्राहक - भाई चूहे मारने की दवाई देना :unamused: :unamused:
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    दुकानदार - घर ले जाना है ? :blush: :blush:
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    ग्राहक - नही चूहा साथ लेकर आया हूँ ,इधर ही खिला दूँगा :mask: :mask: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • 5 ladke 1 ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the ladki chilla rahi thi kutto kamino beshrmo haramjado . . . . . lado mat sabki bari aayegi Saini g Star (Alok Saini)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tumhe utna hi milega jitna Tumne Punya kiya hoga leqin "SHANTI" Utni hi milegi jitni Gharwali ki ichchha hogi...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher:Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta...? . . . . . Awesome answer by Pappu, . . . . . . Pappu : Sir,Ladies Toilet... PA1
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kanjoos Haath Mein Blade Se Cut Maar Raha Tha. Wife: Kya Ker Rahe Ho? Kanjoos: Dettol Ki Sheeshi Phoot Gayi Hai, Aise Hi Thori Waste Hone Denge. La Teri Bhi Ungli Kaat Don!!!.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki: Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge? Ladka: Main bhi mar jaunga. Ladki: Par kyu? Ladka: tere chakkar me udhari itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..! kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari? Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..! Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai, Poore bihar ki nahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • NEVER KISS A LADY POLICE, SHE WILL SAY,HANDS UP. NEVER KISS A LADY DOCTOR, SHE WILL SAY,NEXT PLS. ALWAYS KISS A LADY TEACHER, SHE WILL SAY,REPEAT IT 5 TIME.........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krta hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h bilkul aapki tarah. MY CRAZY FANS.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Unmarried Man:" Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai... . . . . . . . . . Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko CONGRATULATIONS ... . . . . & . Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS .. . . . Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA HONGI....:p :O :D :D NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI HOTA HAI :-X o_O :-* :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boss-V R Vry Keen On Cleanlines. Did U Wipe Ur Feets On D Mat As U Came In? New Employe- Yes Sir. Bos- V R Also Keen On Truthfulnes Thre Is No Mat
    • 9 years ago



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