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  • Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..? Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake.. Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
    • 10 years ago



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  • Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe, . Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath, Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe, . Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai, Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe, . Gusse Me Call Register CheckKiya To Pata Chala, Ke Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • A perfect girl : . Na kabhi tang karti hai, Na kabhi cheekhti chilaati hai, . Na kabhi kisi ke sath flirt karti hai, Na kabhi jhooth bolti hai, . Na kabhi dhoka deti hai, Na kabhi shaq karti hai, . Aur na hi iss duniya mai paayi jaati hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : you are Beautiful! Girl : "Tan"q and you are Handsome.. . . Boy : Then our Children would be Awesome.. ¤BLOCKED¤
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste. Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • bhojpuri names of english movies: . . "mission impossible" "eee naa ho payi" . "mission impossible- 2 "hum to pehle hi kahi ee naaho payi" . . "titanic" "nauka dele dhoka" . "anaconda" " aadmi ke khaye wala sapwa" . . "three idiots" "teen burbak" . and the best 1 "ghajini" "takla ke badla"...:p :d :o :d
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kal ho na ho......... Aaj to hai........... Aaj ho na ho......... Ye pal tp hai........ Hum to hai........... Hum ho na ho......... Hamare Dostito Hai... Dinesh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Insan Ka Dil Sabse Jyada Kab Jalta Hai? Jab Aap iPHONE original mobile lekar baithe ho Aur koi aakar kahe China ka hai kya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Classic Insult !! . . Lecture Was Going On.. Suddenly A Boy Went Out OfThe Class.. . . Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya? . . . . . . . . . His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein Chalne Ki Aadat Hai :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • BAPU hamesha itni BHEEDH apne sath leke Q chlte the? . Qki unka kehna tha . "SANGTHAN me SHAKTI h. . . .Aur . . . Akele me FAT-TI hy,,"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mariz-"Dr.saab Mere Paas Paise Nahi He, Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga" Dr-"Kya Kaam Karte Ho? Mariz-"Qabar Khodata Hu.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar vinod khanna don hote to dialogue hota don ke sir par bal ane ka intzar, 11 mulko ke hair dresser kar rahe h. lekin don ke sir par bal ana muskil hi nahi namumkin h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once santa, Computer Science student, washing hishands with Dettol . . . . . . . after removing a Virus fromhis System
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..! Ek aadmi uthata hai! Admi: Hello! Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo! Aadmi: Kaun hai be? Baccha: Ek Insan Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol? Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu! Aadmi: Teri to aisi ki taisi! Kahaan rehta hai? Baccha: Prithvi pe! Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya? Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye! Aadmi: Ruk saale! Apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad. Baccha: Hello papa, main Pappu!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kirayedar:-bhai sahab apne ye kaisa makan mujhe kiraye per diya, yaha to chuhe hi dodte rahte hai. . . . Makan malik:-to kya itne kum kiraye me aap ghode ki race dekhna chahte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ?? Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De?
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति होटल के कमरे से होटल के मैनेजर को फोन करता है -: प्लीज़ जल्दी मेरे कमरे में आओ ..बहुत जरुरी है . मैनेजर - क्या हुआ सर ....? . पति - मेरी पत्नी कह रही है के वो तुम्हारे होटल की खिड़की से कूद जाएगी ...!! . मैनेजर - माफ़ कीजिये सर ..ये आपकी personal problem लगती है . पति -: हरामखोर ..!! ये खिड़की नहीं खुल रही है ये maintenance problem है .!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Golgappe Kha Rahe Thi....30-35 Kha Liye Honge
    phir Usne BF Se Poocha Aur 10 Kha Lu?
    Boyfriend Ne Ghhlla Ke Bola Le Naagin......kha Le...
    ladki Ne Boyfriend Ko Ek Chatta Mara Naagin Kisko Bola Be...
    Boyfriend-Are Yaar Maarti Kyo Ho Mene Bola Naaaa......Ginnnnnn Kha Le
    • 9 years ago



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