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  • अर्ज किया है -: मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी, . . मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी, . . . हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी. :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:” Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao.. ?? . . . . . Pappu:” . . . . “Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana.. :K..,k. Teacher Shocks – Pappu Rock
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to kapil: "Aap mujhe lift denge to main apko apna cell no.. dungi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kapil:" Jahan bol wahan chhor dunga, number vmber rehne de bas mujhe pyaz ke pakode khila dena bahen.. :-P :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hey bhagwan uthale muje:-(:-( . . . . . . . ......................... .. Exam k baad wapas bhej dena...;-);-) ha ha ha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga. Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee. Boy:aap kaun? Girl:mai bittu. aur aap? Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Larkiyon ko 20 Saal ki Saza mili.... Dono 1 hi Room mai 20 Saal guzarnay k bad Jab Ghar janay lagii to.... . . . . . 1 larki boli ..... chal thekk hai Baakii Baten Mobile per kartey hain.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse? BOY- Shahjahan jaisa. GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao. BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shayari by Sardar- “Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga, dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga, par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-can I Kiss u Girl-khabardar main shor machaungi Boy-Par yaha to door-2 tak koi nahi hai Girl-Fir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai na...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he... . . .Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl Apny Boyfriend Se Main Maa Banny Wali hon! BOY: Naheeeee GIRL: . . . . Abey . . . . . . . Sun to ley Tere Baap Ney Mujhe Propose kia hai, Mai teri Maa Banne Wali Hun :D :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife : Oji sunte ho, Ghar me Namak khatam ho gaya hai, Ab mai kya dalu? Husband : Teri Dimag to hai hi nahi, Naya "Colgate active salt" dal de usme namak hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • मां( रसोई से निकलते हुए ) :आजकल मैं बहुत खूबसूरत होती जा रही हूं. बेटी– क्यूं क्या हुआ? मां: देखो न , आजकल मेरी सुंदरता को देखकर रोटियां भी जलने लगी है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Shirt Badi Nirali Thi... Jo Tumne Apne Dost Ki Shaadi Me Nikali Thi... Tum Par Mar Miti Thi Wo Ladki... Jo Poori Barat Me Sabse"KALI"Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dear GIRLS and BOYZ . . . Aap logo ke Mob No.. pr agar koi Faltu ki calls ya miss call kar k pareshan kar raha/rahi ho . . . . . . . To unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do ki i phone 5 s Only 1000 rs.. Me . . . . Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya hoga Usse jada use Aayenge . . . NOTE:- ab Thanks bol ke rulana mat Bs ek"SMILE Krdo kaafi h.. :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyan 4 chizo Ki Diwani Hoti H 1. Make up 2. Mobile Phones 3. Shopping Aur 4.______ (Niche Dekh) . . . . . . Abe Apne Niche Dekh.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Doctor Girl : Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. .. .. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon . .?? ? . ? . ? . ? Doctor: Darwaze pe KUNDI. .;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF: waqt ane pe pata chalegi tmhe apne ap, jb mai chali jaungi ( Kbhi nai jayegi ) BF: accha, to mai wait krta hun sahi waqt ka GF: tm serious kb hoge BF: ab kya hospital mai admit ho jaun serious hone k liye GF: go to hell BF: dnt cal me again AFTER 3 HOURS GF: tmhe pta hai na mai tmhre bina nai reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love u my baby BF: (Sab bhool kar) accha fir i luv u tooo GF: itna sad kyn sound kara? READ IT AGAIN FROM TOP, SAME HI HOGA!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Photographr to a 6 year old kid beta chehra meri taraf kro dkho camera mein se kabutar niklega kid: gawaaro wali baatien na kr tu camera focus pe rkh photo achi aani chahea facebookpe daalni hai:-)
    • 10 years ago



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