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  • Us befawa ke yad me, ham ne jam utha liya... . . . . . . . . . . . Phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat kha liya... MORAL - sare aashiq meri tarah sharabi nahi hote yaar, kuchh bhukkad b hote hai Like U
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai. Zara Gaur Farmaiyye Ga !! 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho jaye. Kisi beautiful Ladki ka Deedar. Waah ... Wahh.... 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho jaye.. Kisi beautiful Ladki ka Deedar. Tou Langda Bhi Ayse Bhage Jaise KariZma ZMR.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach. When asked why ISI mark.. She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • A man was walking in rain suddenly A lady came : share my umbrella... Man : no, its ok... Sister ! Moral : moral voral kuch nahi.., piche se Biwi aa rahi thi !!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बच्चा दबंग देखकर आया. स्कूल में..... सर: बेटा तुम्हारे सारे उत्तर गलत हैं मार्क्स दें तो कहां? बच्चा: कमाल करते हैं मास्टर जी. मार्क्स ही तो मांग रहे हैं, चुपचाप दे दो वरना थप्पड़ मार के भी ले सकते हैं. सर: बदतमीज़………. बच्चा: बदतमीज़ से याद आया आप के पापा कैसे हैं? सर: निकल जा मेरी क्लास से. बच्चा: चुपचाप से मार्क्स दे दो वरना आंसर सीट में इतने छेद करेंगे कि कन्फ्यूज हो जाओगे कि मार्क्स कहां दें और जीरो कहां दें!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit? Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam Rowdy Rathore . . . Jo main padhta hu wo main likhtahoon.. . . aur.. . . Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Who walks with u in the difficult path of ur life? Mom/dad? No Husband/wife? No Friends? No Lover? No Only ur "slippers"...! So keep it safe........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe, . Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath, Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe, . Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai, Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe, . Gusse Me Call Register CheckKiya To Pata Chala, Ke Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1980 Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h? wo jo bada bngla h,wo" 2012 "xcuse me, yha engineer ka ghr konsa h? "abey kisi b ghr me ghus ja. ek na 1 to hoga
    • 10 years ago



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  • What Is Engineering?? 1st Year: Alpenlibe- Ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye ;) 2nd Year: Mentos- Dimag Ki Bati Jala De 3rd Year: Polo- Sabki Hawa Nikal De Xd 4th Year: Chloromint- Doba Ra Mat Puchna X| Xp
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- Where is my birthday gift? Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho? Girl - (khusi se)- wow! Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Papa- bete tumhe kaisi wife chahiye.....? .. ..beta- bilkul chand jaisi, jo raat me aaye aur din me chale jaae....! .. .. .. ..papa- bete use CHAND na hi, RAND kahate hai......:-*:-P:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki Boy:I LOVE U Jaan. Girl:Sacchi Boy:Mucchi Girl:Ek 100 ka recharge karwa doplz Boy:Sorry Didi Wrong No…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do- char din onion ki taarif kya kar li.... . . . . . . . petrol ka to ego hi hurt ho gaya yaar He.na
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge.. Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend". Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai. Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA aur wallet. Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna. uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION naam ki bimari ho sakti he, Jiska koi ilaaj nahi. bas inse savdhan rehna "Bharat Sarkar dwara janhit me jari."@
    • 10 years ago



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  • My Sweetest Memory.. Ur Message My Biggest Sadness.. The Distance My Biggest Hope.. I Will See U Soon My Strongest Prayer.. Our Relation Continues Forever..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kitna Adhura Lagta Hai Jab Badal Ho Aur Barish Na Ho, . Jab Zindagi Ho Aur Pyaar Na Ho, . Jab Aankhe Ho Aur Khawab Na Ho, . Jab Koi Apna Ho Aur Pass Na Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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