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  • airja airja kiya hai piyar karna guna nahi par piyar ka nam lena guna hai kuki har kisi se piyar nahi hota im shyam kumar my ph no
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Fun madam-jisne 1st lession yaad kiya wo mere hathn pe kiss kare, or 2 lession wale gal pe kiss kare 1 baccha - madam bister bichha lo? kyuki muje puri book yaad he.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: mere dadaji jab ghar aate hai to lathi ko bed par rakhte hai aur khud kone me jakar khade ho jate hai..... pappu: ye to khuch bi nai jab mere dada ji ghar par aate hai to bistar par thukte hai aur khud khidki se bahar kud jaate hai... Hahahaha:-D mohit
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kisi ko fate kapdo aur tooti chappal mein "dekh kar bhikhari mat smjho...." . . . . . . . . . . . . Ho skta h WO KiSiKA BOYFREND HO.....!!!!!!.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab “LADKI” Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge” . . . . . . . . . Zara socho yaar.. ?? . . . . . . Are yaar bahot simple hai . . . Uske WALL pe likh do.. Oye Mere inbox me “I Luv U”kyu bheja..?? baat suru ho jayegi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agr Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh Me Na aye To 1 Gehri Saans Lo aur Zor Se Chillao Kamino Fail Hi Krna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Machhar Ne Ap Ko Kata Yeh Us Ka Junoon Tha Ap Ne Khujli Ki Ap Ka Sukoon Tha Fir b Ap Ne Usko nhi Mara Q Ke Us Ki Ragoon Me Ap Ka khun Tha ;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • bhikari-allah ke naam pe ek rupaya dede baba!. jagu-kya karega ! bhikhari-khana khaunga! jagu-tu ek nahi dus lele per itna bata 1k rupaya mein khana milta kahan hai... bhikhari-kyun shab! jagu-dono chalenge!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Uss Ajnabi Ka Yu Intezar Na Kro, Us Ashiq Dil Ka Aitbar Na Kro, Roz Nikla Kare Kisi Ki Yaad Me Aansu, Itna Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Na Kro!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiyan 4 chizo Ki Diwani Hoti H 1. Make up 2. Mobile Phones 3. Shopping Aur 4.______ (Niche Dekh) . . . . . . Abe Apne Niche Dekh.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ajmal: Batao dunya goal hai ya chapti? Waqar: Dunya na goal hai na chapti .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Papa kahte hai dunya 420 hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Feeling bored Wondering, What to do Open the zip Enter your, Hands in between your zip.. Take out your book From your bag and study..
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़का – आज बहुत अच्छी खुशबू आ रही है

    लड़की – हाँ मैं नए साबुन से
    नहा के जो आयी हूँ

    लड़का – अच्छा ऐसा क्या है उस साबुन में

    लड़की – मलाई,,दूध,,केसर से भरपूर

    लड़का – साला आज कल के साबुन
    नहाने के लिए बनाते हैं
    या खाने के लिए :) :wink::smile::smile::smile:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Funny SMS - Funny Jokes
  • Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you doing.....?? . Husband:"office -­ ­ ­ me bahut kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu...and u sweet heart....?? . . . . . wife:"mai club me tere piche khadihu...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Modern Basanti Veeru:" Basanti In Kutto Ke Samne Mat Nachna, . . Basanti:" Xcuse Me, Who The Hell Do Uthink You Are To Order Me Like This, U Stupid Guy Using Abusive Language, U Bloody Fool Hanging In The Rusty, Chain With So Obnoxioussmell Coming From Body, You Keep Ur Mouth Shut, Nonsense, Hey Gabbar Play The Dj Man
    • 9 years ago



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  • Warning - pogo Ladkiya aur bache dur rahe - 1 Bacha School Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gai, Usne Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Utha Li, Phr Uski Ruber Giri Usnay Seenay Pe Hath Rakh Ky Utha Li, Uski Maa Ne Kha K Tum Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Chezen Q Uthate Ho?? Bacha Bola: Hamari Miss B Aisy Uthati Hain K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mohabbat ke anjaam se darr rahein hain, Nighaon main aapni khoon bhar rahein hain , appki Jaan ko le udda hai koi, Aur app yahi bethe hue sher o shayari kar rahein hain…
    • 9 years ago



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  • .. Zindegi mei hamesa ek baat yaad rakho... Kavi kisi k dil se mat khelo, q ki dil ek hi hota hai, agar khelna hai toh kidney se khelo, woh toh 2 hote hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • दुनिया के तीन सबसे भयावह पल 1.माँ को रोते हुए देखना . . . . 2.अपने प्यार को किसी और के साथ प्यार हो जाना . . . . . 3.धीमा इन्टरनेट कनेक्शन
    • 9 years ago



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