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  • Kamyabi hoslo se milti hai...Or hosle dosto se milti hai... Or dost muqdrwalo ko milte hai .., isliye nalayko meri qadar kiya karo ... Kamyabi tumhare kdam chumegi..,.........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Train mai aik husband apni wife say:Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun, Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun, Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Only For Unmarried. Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain. Koi Ek Select Karen. A, B, S, N, E, F, T, Y, R, K. Reply Must
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apko Apna Bachpan Yad Hai Jab Ap Khilone Ki Dukan Pe Gye aur Pucha: uncle Us Monkey Ki Kimat Kya H aur . . . . Dukan Wale Ne kaha- Beta,Wo AAINA H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum DIYE Par Hath Rakh K Kasam Khate Hai K Hum Aaj Se Aap Se SMS Ka Rishta Tod Denge, Apko Pareshan Nahi Karenge OH Teri, DIYA To Bujj Gaya
    • 9 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर : अब आप खतरे से बाहर है, फिर भी आप ईतना डर क्यों रहे हैं ? , , , , , , , , , , , मरीज : जिस ट्रक से मेरा दुर्घटना हुआ था उस पे लिखा था - जिंदगी रही तो फिर मिलेंगे...
    • 9 years ago



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  • વરસાદ:cloud_rain: પડે તો મોર :feet:આવે છે.
    દરવાજા:shinto_shrine: ખુલ્લા હોય તો ચોર:runner:આવે છે.
    મેસેજ:envelope_with_arrow: થાય છે સાવ મફત મા
    તોય લોકો:man::man::girl::boy: ને કરતા જોર આવે છે……
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    અહિં કવિ પાસે જીઓનું સિમ આવ્યુ છે એટલે હોશિયારી કરે છે
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Kavi Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Poori Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye, Mulaqat Na Sahi Dua Salam To Ho Jaye, Aapke Sms Ke Intezaar Mein Ho Gaye Hum Beemar, Aapko Bukhar Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye Waris
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady : Baccha nahin hone ke liye koi dawai di jiye na doctor sahab Doctor: ye lo condom Lady: Ise “Dudh” ke sath lu ya “Pani” ke sath? Doctor: ise “Kele” ke sath lena. samjhai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Din Pappu Akela Udaas Nadi K Kinare Baith Kar Usme Patthar Phek Raha Tha Tabhi Ek Mendhak Nikla Aur Bola . . . . . . . Aaja Paani Ke Andar Abhi Teri Udasi Door Kar Deta Hu Saale Kutte Kaminey Meri Item Ka Sar Phod Diya!:p
    • 9 years ago



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  • KISI LADKI KO CHEDO USKA HATH PAKRO AGAR WO THAPPAR MARE TO KAHO.............. . . . . . . . . . . . . TUM PEHLE IMTIHAAN ME PAAS HO GAYI HO.... MUJHE AISI HI SHARIF LADKI CHAHIYE THI..........
    • 9 years ago



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  • zindagi behal hai , sur hai na tal hai, msg box bhi kangal hai, kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Petrol Pump Se 21 Km Doorfauji Truck Ka Ptrol Khatm Ho Gya.. Pappu Driver Ne Major Ko Btaya Ke Ptrol Pump Tak Dhakka Lagana Padega.. Sab Nichey Utar Kar DhakkalaganeLage.. Kafi Der Baad Pump Par Pahuch Gaye.. Kuch Jawan Behosh Ho Gaye.. Pappu Ne Petrol Dlwana Shuru Kiya To Major Ne Kaha K Piche Jo Drum Hai, Us Me B Dalwa Lo.. Pappu:" Wo To Full Hai, Emrgency K Liye Rakha Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Love aur dove me kya difference hai . . Nhi maalum. I tell u. Love me ladki ka dove hona padta hai ha ha ha...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15saal se kha raha hoon Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHIRAHI. KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA, AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LEGAYA.. REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA? BABAJI KA THULLU
    • 9 years ago



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  • "Ham ko aap se ye umeed nahi. Hum ne aap ko kya samja or aap kya nikle. Main ne aap ko acha samja tha lekin aap us se b . . . . ACHHEnikle..
    • 9 years ago



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