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  • Class Techar Ne Students Ko "My Class Techar" Pe Essey Lekne Ko Kha, Thode Der Baad Ek Student Ne Uth Kar Poocha, Miss "Chikni" Ko English Me Kya Kehte Ha..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • HaR YuG Me Aisa HoTa He HaR STuDeNT IsHQ Me KhoTa He PDhai ReH JaTi He SiRF "DikHaVe Ki AuR FiR "HaaL-E-DiL MaRk SheeT PaR "BaYaN HoTa He
    • 9 years ago



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  • Once a boy was smoking at the Airport Girl asked - kya ap cigrate pite ho? Boy - y? Gal -Agar ab tak zindgi me cigratte pe kharch kiye paise bachate to samne khadi BMW tumhari hoti, Boy -Aap cigratte peeti ho? Gal -No, Boy -To kya wo car apki hai? Gal -no, Boy -to phir.. vo BMW meri j hai......!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • ऐ दोस्त बांध ले कफन मे बिस्की की बोतल, कब्र मेँ बैठकर पीया करेगे, इन लङकियो से तो मिली बेवफाई, अब भूतनियो से सेंटिग किया करेंगे.
    • 9 years ago



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  • शादी क्या होती है ......
    ये समझने के लिए .....
    एक वैज्ञानिक ने शादी कर ली....
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    अब उसको समझ नही आ रहा कि 
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    विज्ञान क्या होता है...!!!
    :joy::joy::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Zindgi ko jiyoge jitna jindgi kya h ehsaas hoga, zindgi m kr k dekhna muhabbt khyalo m dube rahoge khyalo se bahar aane ka kbi man hoga, khuda ki bakshi hui kudrat h yaha dekhna usko, khuda k pyar or zindgi ki muhabbt h kya ye mesus hoga......sujeetkv
    • 9 years ago



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  • After Accident: American: Its Fine Man British: I Am So Sorry Australia: No Worries Dude Germany: Are You Oĸay? . . . . . India: Andha Hai Kya Saaley Dhakkan Kis Tarha Chala Raha Hai, Akkal Ke Dushman Saale, Tere Baap Ka Road Hai Kya, Bahar Nikal Dekh Teri Kaise Bajata Hun ! AWESOME
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wo Aaj Bhi Thand Me Thithur Rahe Hai Dosto... Maine Ek Baar Unse Bas Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ki.. : : : : : Swetar Ke Bina Katrina Lagti Ho..
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक छोटे बच्चे को रास्ते में एक गर्भवती औरत मिली.. बच्चा: ये पेट में क्या हुआ है? औरत: इसमें मेरा प्यारा सा, क्यूट सा बेबी है. . . बच्चा: इतना प्यारा था तो खाया क्यों मोटी?
    • 9 years ago



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  • India Is Regularly facing serious questions Hum Clormint Kyu khaate h? Melody itni chocolaty q h? and now Why this Kolaveri,Kolaveri Kolaveri di.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Chor Chori Krne Santa K Ghar Me Ghusa.. Santa- Kaun Hai Chor- Miyaau Santa- Kaun Hai Chor- Miyaau Santa- Kaun Hai Be Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jo Mobile Gujarat ma banto hot to? to ema ava template hot, 1. Doba call kr. 2. Cigrate leto avje. 3. Pan leto avje. 4. Aav ne tedva. 5. Pachi phn kar bapa 6. 6. Picture jova javu 6 ? 7. Hamna mandi chale 6. 8. Paisa kale api dais paku. 9. Balance nti. Ane Chelle ?? 10. Halti no tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • When Steve Jobs died, news channels ran snippets on his life all day . . . . When Shammi Kapoor died, we were l bombarded with clips from his old movies. . . . . When Jagjit Singh died, we could hear nothing but his old ghazals all day across all channels . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Intezaar toh ab bas Sunny Leone k marne ka hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ? Kalia : Sarkar 1 Gabbar : Aur tum ? Kalia : 100 Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath, kaun tha woh ? . kalia : RAJNIKANT. Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek car ki nilami ho rahi thi: Log boliyan laga rahe the. 2 lakh,4 lakh6 lakhCust: Ne Gusse se gadi ki"khasta haalat"dekh ke kaha ki is car ki kyaa khubi hai jo itni mehngi bik rahi hai. Ek ADMI: Is car ke"10 accident hue hai aur sab me"BIVI"hi mari he "Cust: 10 lakh ! 10 lakh !(HV)
    • 9 years ago



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  • 5 Ladke 1 Ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the. . Ladki chilla rahi thi kutto kamino beshrmo haramjado . . . . . . . . . . . Lado mat sabka number ayga.. :-o Djsumit
    • 9 years ago



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  • Din ko chain nahi, rat ko aram nahi, Ji na lage kahi,>>>>ye khuda kya yanhi pyar h? ? ? Stupid, ye pyar nahi SUMMER ki garmi h.
    • 9 years ago



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