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Tumhare Pyar Me Hume Nind Nahi Aati Tumhare Pyar Me Hume Nind Nahi Aati. . . Daya Do Thappad Na Laga De Tab Tak Mujhrimo Ko Akal Nahi Aati.

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Smart Hone Ki Sabse Badi Problm. . . Sari Ladkiyo Ko Lagta Ki Iski To Pahle Se Hi Girlfrnd Hogi :-) . . . . . Unko Kya Pata Isee Vajah Se, Aaj Tak Single Hu Mai.

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Ek bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja raha tha, Ek Police wala hanste hue:Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rahe ho? Bacha: Police me bharti krwaneY.! MoraL: Aajkal ki Generation se soch samaj kar baat kare

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Yadhaash bhi kitni ajeeb cheez hoti hai ... Kisi cheez ko puri zindagi bhulne ki koshish karo, woh bhulti nahin ...lekin kabhi ek choti si cheez yaad karne ki koshish karo, toh yaad nahin aati. Epic dialogue by SRK in JTHJ...

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Kabhi aap humare ghar Mehman banke aana Hum aapko coldrink, Kurkure, Besan k laddu, Pani puri, Samose, Gulab jamun, ice creem . Ki Photo Dikhayenge.

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Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher BacchoSe KahneLagi Ki Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge, . Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya.. . . Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya.. . . Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gaya.. . . . . Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye Humari Teacher Hai Jinka dehant ho gya

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Ladki Agar Apni Marzi Se De To Pyaar. Agar Dost Dilwa De To Uphar. Ghar Wale Dilwaye To Sanskar. Aur Hum Apne Aap Le Le To Balaatkar.

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पंडित – ग्रह दशा खराब है, रोज सुबह कुत्ते को रोटी और दूध देना।

लड़का, अपने दोस्त से: सुन बे, कल से तेरा सुबह का नाश्ता मेरी तरफ से, याद से आ जाना…!!!

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Doctor To Injured Patient Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi Thi To Tumhe Road Se Duur Chalna Chayi Tha. . . Patient: Abey Kon Sa Road? Me To Park Me Leta Huaa Tha.

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ladka - apne pita se pitaji aap humein school kisliye bhejte hain. . . . pitaji - ek achha insaan banane ke liye. . ladka - par sir to humein murga banate hain.

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Ek Aadmi Kumbh K Mele Me Prarthana Kar Raha Tha, Hey Prabhu, Nyay karo Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichhadte He, Kabhi Pati-Patni Par Bhi To Try Karo

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Classical Insult.. Ek Ladka Scooty Par Ja Raha Tha.. Scooty Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya, Qareeb Kuch Ladkiya Khadi Thi. Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U" . . . Ladka Ruka Or Bola: "Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga" . . "Cake To Khana Hi Padega"

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gAgar Kutton Ka T.v Pr 1 Channel Ho Toh..:a: Socho Usme Serials Ke Nam Kuch Aise Honge. Yahan Main Ghr Ghr Bhonki Kaat Khana Sathiya Agle Janam Mohe Pilla Hi Kijo Main Kutiya Tere Aangan Ki Ye Kutta Kya Kahlata H Ek Hajaro M Meri Kutiya H Afsar Kutiya D.o.g Is Pille Ko Kya Naam Du. Bde Doggie Lgte H Kutta Aur Kutiya Hum Dance Kutiya Dance Pavitra Piliya Kutiya Vadhu Kutta Wahi, Kutiya Nayi..

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Arz Kiya Hai.. Udhar Aap Majabur Baithe Hain.. Idhar Hum Khamosh Baithe Hain. Baat Ho To Kaise Ho.. Jab Dono Taraf Do Kanjush Baithe Hain...

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MONU"Ke Ghar Uske SaSuraL Wale Aaye To Biwi Ne Kaha; Mehmaano"Ke Liye JaKar Bahar Se Kuch Le Aao, . MONU"Bahar Gaya Aur Turant"TAXI LeKe Aa_Gaya."

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Arz Kiya Hai. Ladki Cheej Hi Aisi Hoti Hai. Ladki Cheej Hi Aisi Hoti Hai. Kuchh Bolo To Muh Phula Leti Hai. Aur Kuchh Karo To Pet Phula Leti Hai.. Samajhdar Thoko Like

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Bus Stop Par Larka Larki Se Bola: Sendil To Boht Achi Pehni Hai. Larki: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kiya ? Larka: Lo... Is Se Zyada Achi To Qameez Pehni Hai.

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Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best. Girl:All The Best To U Too. Girl Scored 80 Marks&Boy Failed Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart

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Jindagi badalti hai . . Classroom se Office . . Books se Files . . Jeans se Formal . . Pocket money se Salary . . Girlfriend se Wife . . Lekin . Saale dost kbhi nai badlte . . Kamine k Kamine rehte hai.. Hit like for ur such kamine Friends..

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Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi KBC -2 Indian Idol -2 Nach Baliye -2 Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2

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