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  • Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender… Circuit Bhai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum aap ko SMS kar ke apni battery low kartay hain, Hum aap ko SMS kar kay apna bill barhwatay hain, Hum aap ko SMS karne kay liye apni ungliyon se itna type karwatay hain, Aur ek aap hain jo bina parhay hi hamaray SMS delete kiye jatay hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hein..! . . . . Ye Sunkr Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kr Bola. Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho, . . . Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi, (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..!?!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone kyu krte ho? Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy to Girl: Tum ladkiyan love Marriage q karti ho? . . . . . . Girl; Anjan Namoona milne se acha hai Jana pehchana Kameenaa mil jaye...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta...? . . . . . Awesome answer by Pappu, . . . . . . Pappu : Sir,Ladies Toilet... PA1
    • 10 years ago



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  • तुलसीदास बहुत ज्ञानी थे, वे *आधार कार्ड* के बारे में पहले ही बता गए थे……..
    “कलियुग केवल नाम *अधारा।*
    सुमिर सुमिर नर उतरहिं पारा।
    अर्थात,
    कलियुग में *आधार कार्ड* से ही आपकी पहचान होगी। और समुंद्र से पार जाने के लिए पासपोर्ट भी तभी बनेगा जब आपके पास *आधार कार्ड* होगा।:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Warning - pogo Ladkiya aur bache dur rahe - 1 Bacha School Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gai, Usne Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Utha Li, Phr Uski Ruber Giri Usnay Seenay Pe Hath Rakh Ky Utha Li, Uski Maa Ne Kha K Tum Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Chezen Q Uthate Ho?? Bacha Bola: Hamari Miss B Aisy Uthati Hain K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itna Na Todpao k Sochte Reh Jaye Itna B Na Satao k Rote Reh Jaye Zindgi K Bad B Chaha He Tuje U DIL Na Dukhao K SaaSe Ruk Jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Machhar Ne Ap Ko Kata Yeh Us Ka Junoon Tha Ap Ne Khujli Ki Ap Ka Sukoon Tha Fir b Ap Ne Usko nhi Mara Q Ke Us Ki Ragoon Me Ap Ka khun Tha ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aurat Dr Se: "Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai" Doctor Hairan Hoke: "Arrey, Wo Kaise ?" Aurat Rote Hue Boli: "Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Usne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li." samajhdar like thoko.... Baki pogo dekho....
    • 10 years ago



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  • 18+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18+2=20 :P :D AB jO jO neeche aaye ho imaandari se LiKe kar do...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai, Tumhara paigam aye na aye, Par hum har ghadi intezar karte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • 100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar faela di thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari :- Khana Dedo, Aadmi :- Tamater Khao, Bhikhari :- Roti Dedo, Aadmi :- Tamater Khao, Bhikhai :- Ok To Tamater Hi Dedo, Aadmi Ki Wife Boli :- Ye Totale Hai, Kah Rahe Hai Kamaker Khao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai- aur aadat ho jaati hai. . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kiye.. pr Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui.. thats called SELF CONTROL.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai- jis bus mai baithi ho haseenaye us bus k shishe chatak jaate hai driver chahe jitni tej chalaye dewaane fir bhi latak jate hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • GirL to another girl:"you are beautiful' Other girl:"Thank you, you are beautiful too" & BOY to another boy:"you are handsome" Other boy:"tu Gay to ni saale"? :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tv Reporter Ne Ek Zakhmi Se Pucha: Jb Bomb Gira To Kya Vo Jor Se Gira..? ? Zakhmi Gusse Me: Nhi Sale,vo Rengta Hua Mere Pas Aaya Aur Sharma K Bola Dhudumm.....
    • 10 years ago



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