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  • Arranged Marriage.. Rs.6,00,000 Shadi Rs.4,00,000 jewellry Rs.50,000 Shadi ki Rasme total Rs.10,50,000 . . . Love Marriage Rs.100 ka Stamp paper Rs.20 Notary Rs.50 ki Varmaala Rs.20 ka Photo Total Rs.190 Paisa apka Pasand apki Faisla apka jago grahak jago lover k sath bhago :P :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bahoot Royee Woh Hamare Paas Aa Kar, Jab Ehsaas Huaa Unhe Apni Ghalti Ka, Chup Kar Deta Main Apne Mehboob Ko, Agar Chehre Par Hamare Kafan Na Hote !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek mandir ki deewar pe likha tha "Agar gunah krke thak Gye ho to andar aa jao" Niche ek ladki lipstick se likh gyi" Agar nhi thake ho to mandir k peechhe aa jao"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo, Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se, . . . . . Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se, . . . . . 5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se...
    • 9 years ago



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  • GiRL: agar MAUKA miLa to KYA tum mujhse SHADi kroge? BOY: agar MAUKA miL gaya to phir SHAADi karne ki KYA ZARURAT he? MAUKA hi KAAFi he...
    • 9 years ago



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  • ek ladki ko ek jadu ka chirag mila Us ne us ko ragda to ek Jin nikla, . Jin ne kaha:3 khwaishe batao, . ladki :1 khubsurat Aalishan ghar ho, Ghar aa gaya, . ladki - dusri ghar main bahut amir log rahte hoo Log Aa gaye, . ladki - ab us ghr me jo jawan ladka hai, usko mera bf bana do
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do. Bachcha: Aap ka naam..? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai. Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi. Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to "jugaad" likha hua hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Excellent Mind Masoom Chehra Mithi Aawaz Khubsurat Aankhe Perfect Personality Khushmizaj Andaz Ye To Hui Meri Baat Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Exam Rowdy Rathore . . . Jo main padhta hu wo main likhtahoon.. . . aur.. . . Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • God ne aapki ungli ke Beech mein jagah kyon di. Kyonki Aapki life mein koi aaye... Aapka haat pakde aur kahe... "Le cigreate pee,, AWESOME
    • 9 years ago



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  • A guy wrote on his Facebook status: Want Wife? 7 girls liked it and 89 men commented: Take Mine! The guy wrote back: I am not asking for it... but I am only enquiring from you whether you want mine!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Read Must :D Dabangg effect- Sir: Pappu tumhare sare ans galat hai, marks de to kahan.. Pappu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTER JI, MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI, CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR KE B LE SAKTE HAI. Sir: Badtameez kya bak rha hai.. Pappu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTER JI, AAPKE PAPA KAISE HAI..?? Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se! Pappu: CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTER JI, WARNA ANS PAPER ME ITNE CHHEDKARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZEro
    • 9 years ago



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  • *Hr Biwi Ki Dua* Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Taraki DE . Dolat de Bangla De . Mujhe Ku ch Ni Chahiye Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko .de . . . BAKi. ...US se lena mera kaam.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha: . Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai? . Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen, aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai… Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • पती – (अपने पत्नीसे) मेरा दोस्त ईतना शांत है की वह किसीभी हालतमें अपने दिमागका संतूलन नही खोता. पत्नी – अच्छा. पती – एकबार हम लोग सुबह सुबह एक अपार्टमेंटके निचे खडे थे तो एक महीलाने उपर बाल्कनीसे दाल निचे फेंक दी और गलतीसे वह मेरे दोस्तके सरपर आकर गिरी. पत्नी – फिर … उसने क्या कहा? पती – उसने उपर उस महिलाके तरफ देखा और कहां, “देवीजी साथमें थोडी रोटीभी डाल दो …….
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shaam Hote He Ye Dil Udaas Hota Hai, Toote Khawbo Ke Siwa Kuch Na Paas Hota Hai, Tumhari Yaad Aise Waqt Bahut Aate Hai, Jab Bandar Koi Aas Paas Hota Hai..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sonu Ko Beta Hua Use Jyotish K Paas Le Gaya Jyotish-Ye Jiska Nam Phle Bolega Wo Mar Jayega Bacha Bola PAPA Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gaya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy to girl .... i can make u say I Love You .... Girl : no wayyy !! Boy : bet ?? Girl : yes ... Boy : ok start ... say blue ? Girl : blue Boy : say pink ? Girl : pink... Boy : say love ? Girl : love ... Boy : whats 1+1 ? Girl : 2 Boy : ur age ? Girl : 18 Boy : hahaha... i tOld u i cud make u say 18!! Girl : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U Boy : yes i did :D :D :D !!!
    • 9 years ago



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