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  • Manzil ki taraf badhte raho. Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, peeche walon ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo. Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Din Raavan Disco Me Gaya Aur Waha Jaa Kar Behosh Ho Gaya - Q? - - Qki Waha Gate Par Likha Tha Entry Fees Rs 1500/-Per Head.
    • 10 years ago



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  • English Teacher-Batao ye konsa tense Hai? Mai Nach raha hu, Tum Nach rahe ho, Wo Nach rahi hai, hum sb Nach rahe hai. STUDENT-Sir ye "MUJRA Continous Tense" hai. :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai. . . Student: "Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Friend aur Best friend mai kya farq hai..??? . . . . . Friend kehta hai:" plz drive safe & Slow . . . Best friend kehta hai:" Bhaga bhootnike bhaga aage scooty pe item ja rahi hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Argument Between British And India. British:we Spoiled Your Mother Land For 200 Years. India:we Are Spoiling Your Mother Tongue Daily.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Power Of A Wife Hubby :- Ye kyaa tum ek aur dress le aayi ? Abhi parso hee to... Wife chilla kar boli :- Kyaa parso ? Bolo...... Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne ? Ruk kyon gaye ? Kyaa parso, Parso kyaa, Bolo jaldi Jaldi bolo naa, Bataa-o kyaa parso ? Hubby : Kuchh nahi, main bus yeh keh rahaa thaa ki parso bhi ek hee dress laayi thi pagli, aaj to do le aati.... grin.png tongue.png
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki Iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh Sare eggs tumare, agar tum Batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 Tumare, aur agar tum bata doke Ande kiske hai, Toh woh murgi bhi tumari. Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint toh do na plz?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Woh kaunsi Situation H Jisme mard 15 minute me thak jata h Aur aurat chahti hai ki wo karta rahe? . . ? . . ? . . ? . . SHOPPING.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi k mandap me Ladka ladki se bola ... Mere 10 ladkiyo ke saath Affair raha tha. . . . Ladki : Mujhe pta tha , Jab kundli mili he to Character to milega hi na..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 kaale dost ja rhe the. Raste me unhe ek pari mili, usne teeno ko 1-1 vardan offer kiya. 1st -muje doodh jitna gora bna do.2nd -muje bi utna hi gora bna do. Wo dono gore ho gaye .3rd -hi.hi.hi.in saalo ko fir se kaala bana do... Kuch friend kamine hi rehte hai, lekin har ek friend zarori hota hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi, JARA JARA TOUCH ME TOUCH ME TOUCH ME, Tabhi ek ladka jake usko touch kar diya, Aur bola himmat hai to aage gake dikha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ishq Ke School Me Naya Mahaul Taiyar Ho Gaya, . . . Pappu Ki Gf Se Sabhi Ko Pyar Ho Gaya, . . Bas Tabhi Se Pappu Udas Ho Gaya, Puri Class Fail Ho Gayi Par Pappu Paas Ho Gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Barsaat Ki Raat Bheegi Ladki . . Bheega Badan, . Bheegi Zulfen, . . Bheege Honth . . Nazare Mili Maine Socha Kal Use 100% Zukaam Hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi banta : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Santa : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cat-monkey se - i love you Monkey-tumne mujhme kya dekha Cat-hanuman ki tasweer dekh ke boli "Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara mai kya karoo"
    • 10 years ago



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