Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Hum aap ko SMS kar ke apni battery low kartay hain,
Hum aap ko SMS kar kay apna bill barhwatay hain,
Hum aap ko SMS karne kay liye apni ungliyon se itna type karwatay hain,
Aur ek aap hain jo bina parhay hi hamaray
SMS delete
kiye jatay hain.
Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail
Ho Gayi Hein..!
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Ye Sunkr Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kr Bola.
Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi
Gayi,
(◦.◦)
<) )>
_/ /_ To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..!?!
Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h,
bar bar phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!
Teacher:Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya
to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja
nahi sakta...?
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Awesome answer by Pappu,
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Pappu : Sir,Ladies Toilet...
PA1
तुलसीदास बहुत ज्ञानी थे, वे *आधार कार्ड* के बारे में पहले ही बता गए थे…….. “कलियुग केवल नाम *अधारा।* सुमिर सुमिर नर उतरहिं पारा। अर्थात, कलियुग में *आधार कार्ड* से ही आपकी पहचान होगी। और समुंद्र से पार जाने के लिए पासपोर्ट भी तभी बनेगा जब आपके पास *आधार कार्ड* होगा।:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Warning - pogo Ladkiya aur bache dur rahe -
1 Bacha School Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki
Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gai,
Usne Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Utha Li,
Phr Uski Ruber Giri Usnay Seenay Pe Hath Rakh Ky Utha Li,
Uski Maa Ne Kha K Tum Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Chezen Q Uthate Ho??
Bacha Bola: Hamari Miss B Aisy Uthati Hain
K.k
Bhikhari :- Khana Dedo,
Aadmi :- Tamater Khao,
Bhikhari :- Roti Dedo,
Aadmi :- Tamater Khao,
Bhikhai :- Ok To Tamater Hi Dedo,
Aadmi Ki Wife Boli :- Ye Totale Hai,
Kah Rahe Hai Kamaker Khao.
GirL to another girl:"you are beautiful'
Other girl:"Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy:"you are handsome"
Other boy:"tu Gay to ni saale"? :-P
Tv Reporter Ne Ek Zakhmi Se Pucha:
Jb Bomb Gira To Kya Vo Jor Se Gira..?
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Zakhmi Gusse Me:
Nhi Sale,vo Rengta Hua Mere Pas Aaya Aur Sharma K Bola Dhudumm.....