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  • Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya, Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya. Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms, Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya. Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sur@t P@r A@pk! F!da Ho Kr,  Humne A@pk! T@$v!r B@nw@! H@!, Gh@r Ko H@mare N@zar N@ L@ge !$ L!ye, Wo T@$v!r B@har G@te P@r T@ngw@! H@!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy poetery Kitney tohfey daiti hai yeh muhabbet bi Tanhai alag,judai alag,Ruswai alag tey Litter wakhrey, Dur dur wakhri
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jayegi, Zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sawar jayegi. Jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo daaman uska, Zindagi roke nahi has ke gujar jayegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap Bete Se: Abki Bar Exam Me Fail Hu To Mughe Papa Mat Kahna Result Aane Ke Bd Baap Ne Bete Se Puchh Ki Result Kya ha To Beta Bola: Dimag Mat Kharab Kar Madan Lal Tune Papa Hone Ka Hak Kho Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • In Exam Student Wrote In Answer Sheet.. "Gaai Hamari Mata Hai Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai" . . Teacher Wrote A Note.. "Bail Hamara Baap Hai Marks Dena Paap Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Problems Hai 1. Population 2. Mehengai 3. Bomb Blast & the most Dangerous 4. Naujawano Ko Har Hafte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR
    • 10 years ago



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  • . 1 Engineer mandir main bol raha tha.. Hey Bhagwan.. Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri AradhnaTeri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri Pooja Teri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima.. . . .....meri ek bhi nahi ???
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी उसकी सहेली बोली-शादी की सारी तैयारियां कर ली क्या? लड़की-हाँ कर ली, बस सिम तोड़कर फेंकना बाकी हैं
    • 10 years ago



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  • LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai, 1st : BORING 2nd : INTERSTING . . . . BORING : jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain. . INTERESTING : Jo baarish mein bhi Jaan-bujh kar UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain..! Mujhe dono pasand hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Kuch Ladkiya Raah Chalte Haste Hue Ladko Ko, Dekhkar Sochne Lagi Ki Ye Ladke Kya Baate Karte Honge, Tabhi Ek Ladki Ne Kaha- Wahi Jo Ladkiya Karti Hai, Tabhi Ek Ladki Ne Hath Mooh Par Rakh Kar Kaha, Ha, Ladke Itni Gandi-Gandi Baate Karte Honge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • TEACHER: Osama has 5 wife& 20 children. Lalu has 1 wife&9 children. Who is better? Me: Osama score is GOOD! But Lalu Strike rate is better.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain, Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai… :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kya Tumhare Dost Ko Cocktail Party Mein Maja Aaya? Banta: Use To Barbar Shikayat Rahi. Santa: Shikayat? Kis Baat Ki Banta: Niche Chat Hone Ki. Santa: Niche Chat, Kaise Chat? Mein Kuch Samjha Nahi. Banta : Are Bhai, Wo To Shuru Se Lekar Aakhir Tak Mej Ke Niche Ghusa Hua Ye Shikyat Karta Raha Ki Kamre Ki Chat Bahut Niche H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap Ka Gadha Aap Se Rooth Gya, Jaa Ke Nadi Me Kood Gya, Doobte Hue Bola Ab Aur Dukh Nahi Sahenge, Ek Hi Ghar Me Do-Do Nahi Rahenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi Market Se Lauti. Pati: Mera Andaza Yeh Keh Raha Hai Ki Iss Dibbe Mein Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai. Patni: Arey Wah Mere Pati Parmeshwar, Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Hai, Isme Mere Naye Sandals Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • मोदी जी दोस्ती का हाथ बढ़ा रहे है पर नवाज़ शरीफ टस से मस ना हो रहे। कह रहे है कि जब तक सनी देओल हमारा हैण्डपम्प नहीं लौटाता, कोई बातचीत नहीं होगी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
    • 10 years ago



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