Ladka:- Hey Meri Mohhabbat.
Tu Agar Hasti Hay,to Thora Hasi Mujhe Vi Dede.
Tu Agar Soti Hay To Thora Sapna Mujhe Vi Dede.
Tu Agar Roti Hay To Thora Sa Rona Mujhe Vi Dede.
Ladki:- May Avi Toylet Me Hoon To May Tujhe Keya Du !
whats the full form of COLLEGE.....?
C - come.....
O - on........
L - lets....
L - love....
E - each.....
G - girl.....
E - equally....
So attend college everyday.......!
Hindi Teacher to Santa: Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai?
Santa: Google Singh
Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai?
Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo mujhe dhoond hi lete hain
Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
Jane do Beta,
Ye Khud School aa jayega
Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai
Ek sawaal...
RAJA ki Biwi ka naam
"TUMHARI"tha,
Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi.
Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi.
Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari?
Raja ne ya Haathi ne
Hanso mat, jawaab do:-P
(B-boy gank)
JIN me basi JANKi. RUM me base RAM ,WHISKY me base VISHNU. SHAMPEN me base SHYAM, BEAR me BRAHMA. DESI me HANUMAN, kis kis ka tyag karu har BOTAL me BHAGWAN
(SUNIL BANNAJI{KHIROTI})