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  • Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka:- Hey Meri Mohhabbat. Tu Agar Hasti Hay,to Thora Hasi Mujhe Vi Dede. Tu Agar Soti Hay To Thora Sapna Mujhe Vi Dede. Tu Agar Roti Hay To Thora Sa Rona Mujhe Vi Dede. Ladki:- May Avi Toylet Me Hoon To May Tujhe Keya Du !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Ke T-shirt Par Bane Aeroplane Ko Ladka Ghurne Laga Girl: Kabhi Aeroplane Nahi Dekha? Boy: Aeroplane To Dekha,aisa Airport Nahi Dekha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo mud mud k dekh rahi thi hume hum mud mud k dekh rahe the unhe hum unhe wo hume wo hume hum unhe kyoki exam me na unhe kuch aata tha na hume.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Ka Upadesh:- Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh To Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Acchhi Baat Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor : Apka Weight Kitna Hai? Patient: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kgs. Doctor : Aur Bina Chashme Ke? Patient: Woh Bina Chasme Ke Toh Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • मोदी जी ने दोस्ती का हाथ बढ़ाया पर... नवाज़ शरीफ टस से मस ना हो रहे कह रहे है कि जब तक सनी देओल हैण्डपम्प नहीं लौटाता, कोई बातचीत नहीं होगी..
    • 10 years ago



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  • whats the full form of COLLEGE.....? C - come..... O - on........ L - lets.... L - love.... E - each..... G - girl..... E - equally.... So attend college everyday.......!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus karta Hai.? - * - * - Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai.. Mehsus Karke Bata Dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • wO KyA hAy Jo kAbHI rOtA hAy tO kAbHI hAnStA hAy… kAbHI cHoTa hOtA hAy tO kAbHI bAdA? . . . . ANS) INSAAN KA DIL!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hindi Teacher to Santa: Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai? Santa: Google Singh Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai? Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo mujhe dhoond hi lete hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.. Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha, Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the, Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola: Jane do Beta, Ye Khud School aa jayega Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi me kabhi tension mat lena bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna, agar rose ke badle sandal mile to, kehna pyaari Behna sada khush rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sawaal... RAJA ki Biwi ka naam "TUMHARI"tha, Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi. Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi. Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari? Raja ne ya Haathi ne Hanso mat, jawaab do:-P (B-boy gank)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pathan: ye kiss chiz ka khet Hai . Kisan: yeh kapas ka khet Hai jisse kapde banaye jate Hai . Pathan: isme salwar wala podha konsa hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • JIN me basi JANKi. RUM me base RAM ,WHISKY me base VISHNU. SHAMPEN me base SHYAM, BEAR me BRAHMA. DESI me HANUMAN, kis kis ka tyag karu har BOTAL me BHAGWAN (SUNIL BANNAJI{KHIROTI})
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband- hypnotis karna kya hota hai. Wife- Kisi ko apne control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwana. Husband- Chal joothi use to SHADI kehte hai..
    • 10 years ago



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