Teacher: Agar Apna Character
Sudharna Hai To Sab Auraton
Ko MAA Kaha Karo..
Student: Madam Is Se Mera
Character To Theek Rahega, Par
Mere Baap Ka Bigad Jayega..
Ek Shadi Sudha Dost Ne Apne Kunware Dost Se Kaha,
Biwi Ko Kush Rakhne Ke Sirf 2 Hi Tarike H.
Dost Ne Pucha: Kaun Se.
Shadi Shuda: Ya To Biwi Ke Liye Jewellery Kharidte Raho.
Ya Use Samjhate Raho Ki Sundarta Gehno Ki Mohtaj Nahi.
Judge Ne Ek Chor Ko Ghurte Hue Dekha Aur Bola,
Ki Tum To 3 Saal Pehle Bhi Adalat Mein Pesh Hue The,
Or Yahi Pent Chori Karne Ke Chakkar Mein.
Chor: Ji Ha Hujur Ek Pent Aur Kitne Saal Chalegi.
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo.......
jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........
Ladka:- Hey Meri Mohhabbat.
Tu Agar Hasti Hay,to Thora Hasi Mujhe Vi Dede.
Tu Agar Soti Hay To Thora Sapna Mujhe Vi Dede.
Tu Agar Roti Hay To Thora Sa Rona Mujhe Vi Dede.
Ladki:- May Avi Toylet Me Hoon To May Tujhe Keya Du !