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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Billlllll
  • 9 years ago



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  • Father: Tune Servant Ke Ghar Khana Khaya,Ab Tu Bhi SC Ho Gaya...! Kid: Papa Wo Hamare Yahan Roz Khana Khaata Hai,Wo Bhi To Brahmin Ho Gaya Hoga...!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • duniya mein apni aik se dilrubaayie hai ji kya btaaon bhia wo meri humsaayie hai ji hum isay apni khush kisimti samjhte hein jo hum ne us ki sachi mohabat paayie hai ji aisi khatrnaak aurat se mohabat kar ke hum ne apni zindgi daao peh lagaayie hai ji aaj gali ke logoon seh mujeh pata chla hai ke wo kafir haseena badi harjaayie hai ji jo kabi murghi palak kilaati thi badeh pyar se woi aaj asghar se hui praayie hai ji
  • 9 years ago



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  • Marte Dum Tak Mere Msg Aate Rahnge Jish Din Msg Nahi Aaye Samaz Lena.? ? ? ? Agle Din Karunga Lekin Itni Jaldi Nahi Marunga.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Diagram in a book was not clear.. So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced . "Dont look at a book Figure, Look at my Figure!!" By Raj
  • 9 years ago



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  • Murgi Anda deti hai, aur Cow Dudh deti hai, to aisa kaun hai jo dono deta hai. socho.. nahi pata. . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans = DUKANDAR...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sharif Ladko Se Jayada Kismat Wale To Gali Ke Kutte Hain.. . . Kam Se Kam Ladki Palat Ke Dekhti To Hai Ki Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi..!
  • 9 years ago



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