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  • GirL:- Main Kisi Aur Se Shadi kar Rahi Hun, Mujhe Bhul Jao. . ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BOY:-. . . . . . . Na TeRe AaNe Ki KhUsHi, Na TeRe JaaNe Ka GhaM , DuSri PaTaYeNgE Tu JaA BeHeN AaJ Se TeRa QiSsA KhAtAm...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghadhe Ke Bache Aur Sardar Ke Bache Me Kya Common Hai.? Bachapan Me Dono Cute Dikhte Hai Aur Bada Ho Ke Dono Transportka Business Karte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari” Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • . 1 Engineer mandir main bol raha tha.. Hey Bhagwan.. Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri AradhnaTeri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri Pooja Teri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima.. . . .....meri ek bhi nahi ???
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.....................
    • 10 years ago



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  • RAVAN ki Barsi aane wali hai Un ki YAD me plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKSHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein. Maine apna Farz pura kr dia......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan- 1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte 2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai 3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai.:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki Bato Pe Dil Haru.. WAH-WAH Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru.. WAH-WAH Jis Din Nahi Karte Ap Reply.. Dil Karta Hai Apko Patak-Patak K Maru Ab Bolo WAH-WAH!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • He Bhagwan kya teri maya hai Fursat se hamara nasib banaya hai Na SMS na hi koi Call Kya KANJUSO k SHAHENSHA ko hi hamara DOST banaya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • जिनको रात को "nind" नही आती हो, . . . . . . . . . वो सुबह सो लिया करो
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sachi-Baat: 45Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hoti, But 14Kg Ke Gas Cylender Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ke Pasine Chhut Jate Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya? Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?. ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya??
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai"Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine ApniGirl Friend Ko Uski BirthdayPe Apni Behan Ki New DiamondRing Chori Kar K Gift De Di,..Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi Thi Maine..Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...Teri Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.Like to kar do..navi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum Haste Hai Aapko Hasane Ke Liye, Hum Jite Hai Aapki Ek Jalak Pane Ke Liye, Aap Ek Baar Ruth Kar To Dekhna, Hum 5.Rs. Wala "KURKURE" Dilayenge Aapko Manane Ke Liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • when your phone battery is on 1% ... and you are running for charger ... it is like ... tujhe kuch nahi hoga bhai. mei tujhe kuch nahi hone doonga. bas tu aankhein mat band karna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daru ho gai Sasti Hum krenge Masti Jam kar piyenge Hans kar Jiyenge Na Ayegi teri Yaad Theke wale Zindabad..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti to Sirf Itefaaq Hai, Ye To DiLo Ki Mulakat Hai, Dosti Nahi Dekhti Din Hai Ki Raat Hai, Isme To Panipuri Ki Pyaas Aur Resgule Ki Mithas Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salman Khan- Kitne Percent Log Smajte Hai Ki Meri Or Katrina Ki Shadi Hogi? Baba Ji- Sirf 10%. Salman- Y? Baba Ji- Qki 90% Log Khud Usse Se Shadi Krna Chahte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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