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  • Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya....:o :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladka 1 ladki sae: Aa merae dil mae sama ja. Ladki:juta nikalun kya? Ladka:nahi rae pagli ye mera dil hai mandir nhi aisae hi aa ja...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Purani Soch: Karo ya Maro. Nai Soch: Marne se Phle kuch karo! Ekdam Nai Soch: Jab tak kuch kar nahi lete maro mat! Hamari Soch: Koi Bataega Sala karna kya hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • गर्लफ्रेंड : मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई,
    मुझे 1000 रुपये की जरूरत है।
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    बॉयफ्रेंड : कर दी न छोटी बात, पगली यह ले...
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    10 रुपये।
    अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा और पर्स ले आ।
    गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश :grinning::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. Teache If 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ? Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti, Batao Chalo Mein btata hun. Ans. FIRE BRIGADE, Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi, Aag lagana hy
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo Ball daba diye. zara gour farmaiye. dilbar k hamne pyar se jo Ball daba diye. Bhen ki l@2di ne laat mar ke humare GOTE suja diye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • पत्नी: मेरे पास सबूत है कि तुम्हारा चक्कर पड़ोसन के साथ है। पति: क्या सबूत है? पत्नी: उसका पति कल रात तुम्हारी अंडरवियर पहनकर आया था।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Ballemil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..???
    • 9 years ago



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  • Suhagrt Par Husband Kaisa Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho? Wife. Bura Lag Raha He Qki Ab Tak Gsm Thi Koi Bhi Sim Dal Sakti Thi, Aaj Se Cdma Ho Gyi 1 Hi Sim Dalna Padega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil aarmano sn houseful hai, Pure honge ya nahi ye doubtful hai, Is duniya mei har cheez wonderful hai par khali haat jaana ye kudrat ka rul hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • IIN hospital Man : मेरा भाई ठीक तो हो जाएगा ना? Dr : मैंने दवा दी है, मरीज को अब दुआ की जरूरत है और . . . . . . . . . . . . . . मुझे डेटा की!
    • 9 years ago



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  • U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte, Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte. Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of theexaminatio n Hall with chips andcoke in hands....1st guy:which paper was it?...2nd guy:I think maths..... .1st guy:(surpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sittingbesides me using calculator ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sur@t P@r A@pk! F!da Ho Kr,  Humne A@pk! T@$v!r B@nw@! H@!, Gh@r Ko H@mare N@zar N@ L@ge !$ L!ye, Wo T@$v!r B@har G@te P@r T@ngw@! H@!.
    • 9 years ago



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