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  • Father Watching TV Suddenly,Son Comes Father :- Bechari Kitni Gareeb Ladkkiya Hain Kapdo Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hain Son :- Inse Bhi Zyada Gareeb Ladkiya CD Par Hai Lau Kya???
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
    • 9 years ago



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  • A girl remove her jeans nd threw it at her boyfrnd n said make me feel like your wife... Boy too removed his jeans nd said WASH BOTH cloth hahaha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kia Hai Jaldbazi Me Shadi Karoge Sara Jivan Bigad Loge Wah Wah Jaldbazi Me Shadi Karoge Sara Jivan Bigad Loge Soch Samjh K Karoge To Bhi Kya UKHAD Loge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक आदमी डाॅ के पास चेकअप कराने गया . डाॅ ने कहा आपको आराम की सख्त जरूरत है . . नींद की गोली दे रहा हु बीवी को खिला देना
    • 9 years ago



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  • TAJJUB Hai- Aap jaise Smart log bhi Road ke kinare katori lekar khade ho jate hai.., AKHIR KYU. ? ? Sirf do char.. Golgappe Khane ke liye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Funny Shayaris 1. Teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari.. DIal 139 for Railway Inquiry.. 2. Na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka Khauf.. the no. u r trying is currently switched off.. 3. Apne gamon ko dil me daba lo.. Naya Godrej Hair dye, Kato gholo aur laga lo..
    • 9 years ago



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  • साला स्मार्ट होने का बडा़ प्रॉब्लेम है। लड़कियाँ देखते ही ये सोचती हैं... . . . . . . . . इसकी तो पहले से 4-5 गर्लफ्रेंड होंगी।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ishq Ke Khayaal Bahut Hain.. Ishq Ke Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar- what is the cost of hair cut? Barbe-Rs 20 Sardar-Then what is the cost of shaving? Barbe-Rs 10 Sardar- Oh! Ok please Shave my head
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tere Chehre Ke Didaar Ko , Tera ashiq khada h.... Ab Darwaja kol bhi do... khutno me Dard bhada h...... [[ASP/LOVE.SP]]
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ganpati Special****** Shiv ji-Sunti hoooo....Mera Trishool kaha gya? Mata Parvati - Aapke Suputra lekr gye h... Shiv ji- Par kyo??? Mata Parvati- Kisi ne Prasaad me Maggie Rakhi thi......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.I tna qatil kaise sharma lete ho. Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho. Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kaminay ho ? Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Harami bacha: Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lgti H, M Aap se Shaadi Krna Chahta Hu” Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat H” Bacha: “Miss, M Try Karunga Ki Bachay Na Ho,Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Krenge.“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Blue Eyes hypnotize teri Krdi aa Mainu . . . . . . . . . I wonder Enni Choti dress me Thand nhi lgdi Tennu ??
    • 9 years ago



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  • काली मिर्च , Rs1000 में एक किलो . . . सोचो अगर गोरी होती तो ? कितना भाव खाती.... ------------------------------ गवार ₹100 किलो... सोचो, पढी लिखी होती तो कितना भाव खाती
    • 9 years ago



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  • Yamraj Hijde Se-Lao Tumhara Hisaab, Duniya Me Kya Karke Aaye Ho? Hijda-AAYE HAAYE CHIKNE. De K Kya Bheja Tha? Jo Hisab Maang Rahe ho?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu Zara sa Inbox le saja.. Zara sa Sent items me ja tu… Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah.. Sweet
    • 9 years ago



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  • DiL Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai, Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar Jaye Aur 2 Gahante Bad Aakar Dekhe Ki Switch Board Pe Button Off Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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