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  • Train me ek Husband apni Wife se .. Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu , Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du .. Saamne wala Passenger .. Bhow , Bhow Bhow , Bhow ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Humko yun Pagal banana chod do. Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do. Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar. ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yaar ye Ladkiyan har Saal Rose day Pe Rose.. . Chocolate day pe Chocolate.. . Teddy day pe Teddy Mangti rehti hai. . . . . . Par Kiss Day pe Kabi Kiss Nahi Mangti..Not Fair yaar..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr Zindgi Me Kuch Karna Hai, To Kuch Aisa Karo Ki, Jish Sheher, Jish Gali, Jis Mod-Se, Gujro To Har Ghar-Se Ek Hi Aawaz Aaye, "Papa Aa GYE, Papa Aa Gye"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bapu Bole Koi Sms Na Kare To Tension Mat Lo, Use Sms Krte Raho Bole To Full Vinamrata Ke Sath Ek Din Uska Hriday Parivartan Hoga, Phir Msg Nhi Call Ayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-R
    • 10 years ago



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  • हम तो निकले थे अपनी तन्हाई से लड़ कर इश्क़ की तलाश में ........ बाप रे गर्मी बहुत थी । गन्ने का रस पीके वापिस आ गए।
    • 10 years ago



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  • चला लेने दे बापू ‪#‎facebook_whatsapp‬ पढ़ लिख कर कोनसा # star बन जाना है नौकरी तो मिलनी नी किसी # chori का # yaar बन जाना है ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi Aise Ghar Me Ho, Jaha Sasur Maldaar Ho, Aur Saas Bimaar Ho, Saale Sidhesade Ho, Patni Kaisi Bhi Chalegi, Par Saaliya, Do-Chaar Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर: जिसको सुनाई नहीँ देता उसको क्या कहेँगे ? शिष्य: कुछ भी कह दो साले को! कौनसा सुनाई देता है!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Toothpaste ki add mein "DAAT" dikhate hai, Shampoo ki add mein "BAAL" dikhate hai, lekin WHISPER ki add mein kuch nahi dikhate. Ye to sarasar na insafi hai. JAGO GRAHAK JAGO
    • 10 years ago



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  • Student to god- hazaro ki kismat tere hath thi agar paas kar deta to kya baat thi? God-girlfraind thodi kam banata to kya baat thi kitaabe to saari tere paas thi;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala thaHushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti kro college wali se, Iyshq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Ki Har Gali Gumnam Kyu Hai; Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai; Log Dete Hai Ise Naam Khuda Ka; To Fir Ye Munni Itni Badnaam Kyu Hai?? :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Ladki Hotel Mein Le Gaya. Hotel Se Nikalte Hue Bill Dekha To Uski Fatt Gayi. Usne Kisi Tarah Bill Chukka Diya. Lekin Hotel Mein Ek Board Par Managar Ka Dhyan Dilate Hue Kaha. Yaha “Aapka Kuch Reh To Nahi Gaya” Ki Jagah Likhwa Do ”Aapke Pass Kuc Bacha To Nahi”.
    • 10 years ago



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