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  • Ek Budhi Aurat Apni Saheli Se. Janti Ho Kal Ek Lakde Ne Mujhe Chand Kaha. Dusri : Acha Kaise Mein Kal Apni Ladki Ke Sath Jaa Rahi Thi To Ek Ladke Ne Meri Beti Ko Dekhkar Kaha- Mast Chand Ka Tukda H Bilkul.
    • 9 years ago



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  • जो व्यक्ति ATM से भी निकले पैसे को गिनते है वे किसी पे जल्दी विश्वास नहीं करते
    • 9 years ago



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  • Master: Tumne HomeworkNahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du? . . . . . . ... . . . Papu: Woh Last seat ki ladki ne bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono ko , Bathroom Me Band Kar do.�>=) .. Papu rox............!! Milan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher-Why Underwear Is Named As Langoti In Hindi? Sardar-because It Takes Care Of 1 L*nd & 2 Goti. So It Called "Langoti"..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tchr 2 1st std student : Haath mei kitne fingers hote h ? Stdnt:Sir, 6 Tchr Kitni baar samjhaya h, pant se haath nikal k fingers count kar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 student raat me padhte huye . . . . . . 1st: kitne baje hai yaar....?? . . . . . 2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls hostel me mara. 1 ladki nikli boli: kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai.... :P=D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj Ka Upadesh:- Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh To Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Acchhi Baat Nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shadi k dousrey din larka larki talaaq k bad judge k pas ja pohnchey. Judge to girl:talaaq q li? Larki:i want this ===========> maximum this ========> but what is this ===> Judge to boy:tum ney talaaq q li? Boy:Ur owner i want this () maximum ( ) but what is this ( )
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain, Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain, Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil, Tabhi To Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Banane Se Darte Hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक शादीशुदा आदमी की ज़िन्दगी में- "अजी सुनते हो...?" का अर्थ होता है- . . . . . . . . . . . . . बिग बॉस चाहते हैं आप कन्फेशन रूम में आएं..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shaikh ki wife:ager main mer gai to kitney arsey bad shadi kar lo gey? Shaikh:meri koshish hogi k qulloun wali biryani main vallima kar loun.
    • 9 years ago



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  • जिंदगी में जो लोग रिश्तेदारो को वैल्यू नहीं देते उन्हें सबसे बड़ी परेशानी एफडी का नॉमिनी ढूंढ़ने में आती है ।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Dhani Aadmi Ne Apne Bete Ki Shadi Ka Local Samachar Patharo Mein Yeh Add Diya. Mere Bete Ke Liye Ek Aisi Patni Chaiye, Jo Accha Khana Bnati Ho Or Saadgi Se Rehti Ho. Dusre Din Uss Dhani Aadmi Ke Gate Par Naukarniyo Ki Line Lagi Thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Hath M Pen Dusre M Phone, Ek Kaan Se Lectre Dusra Gossip Pe, Ek Eye Board Pe Dusri Lover Par, Kaun Kahta H K Student Life Is Easy.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta:papa jaisey ap mujey martey ho is tarha dada ji bhi ap ko martey thy kaya? Baap:haan bilkul beta:to yeh khandani beygairti kub tak chaley gi?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jocks in Hindi #1 Hindi Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Funny Hindi Husband: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana
    • 9 years ago



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  • हसीनों से मिलें नज़रें अट्रैक्शन हो भी सकता है, चढ़े फीवर मोहब्बत का तो एक्शन हो भी सकता है, हसीनों को मुसीबत तुम समझ कर दूर ही रहना, ये अंग्रेजी दवाएं हैं रिएक्शन हो भी सकता है..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Touching lines said by a boy to a gal during break up: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Behen gifts to wapis karti jaa teri bhabi ko kya dunga...:p :O :D
    • 9 years ago



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