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  • Shadi Ke Ek Din Ka Khrcha Rs.5.Lakh. Aur Love Mariage Sirf 100 Ka Stamp, 70 Notry, 50 Varmala Total Rs.220/- Paisa Apka Faisla Aapka
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bill Gates Said- I m Not Topper, But Today All University Toppers r My Employees . . . ..Bas Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Krne Se Rok Deti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy Poetery Biwian aati hain heer ki tarha meethi hoti hain kheer ki tarha namkeen hoti hain paneer ki tarha or phir chend maah baad chubti hain teer ki tarha kar daiti hain fakeer ki tarha nazar rakhti hain shabir ki tarha or phir khawand k hathon mari jati hain benazir ki tarha
    • 10 years ago



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  • U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte, Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte. Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ram aur Lakcman dono patang uda rahe the, Tabhi Ravan upar se unki patang pakad leta hai, Lakcman bolta hai ravan meri patang chod de, Ram bolta hai mangal bhavan aa mangal hari neeche aava patak ke mari.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Road Ke Kinare Baitha Ek Andha Bhik Maang Raha Tha, Ek Aadmi Udhar Se Gujra To Andhe Ne Awaaj Di, Oh Top Wale Baabu. Jara Idhar Bhi Dekho. Ise Andhe Ko Bhi Kuch Dete Jao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi… Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi… Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi… Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha… Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa… Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa. Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya. Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha! Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha! Pass se dekha to ‘Bandar’ nikla!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai . . . Dekh K Mohabbat Ki Aisi Misal Mujhe Bhi Hairani Hui . . . Mohalle Ki Sari Bakriya Rone Lagi Jab Mere Bakre Ki Kurbani Hui..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap Bete Se: Abki Bar Exam Me Fail Hu To Mughe Papa Mat Kahna Result Aane Ke Bd Baap Ne Bete Se Puchh Ki Result Kya ha To Beta Bola: Dimag Mat Kharab Kar Madan Lal Tune Papa Hone Ka Hak Kho Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • IIN hospital Man : मेरा भाई ठीक तो हो जाएगा ना? Dr : मैंने दवा दी है, मरीज को अब दुआ की जरूरत है और . . . . . . . . . . . . . . मुझे डेटा की
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rape Karne Walo Ko.. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ......... Phasi Nahi Deni Chahiye ......... ........ ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . Unko Jinda Sher Ke Pinjare Me Daal Dena Chaiye. Janwaro Ko Janwar Hi Maare To Accha Hoga. Agree ? To fir thoko lyk
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge, Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge, Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna, Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:papa sach aur raz main kaya farq hai? Papa:Tum mairey batey ho yeh sach hai msg parhney wala b maira hi beta hai yeh aik raz hai A waji a kun tey Gandi ulaad na maza na suwaad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya.Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू अपनी बिल्ली से तंग आकर उसे दूर छोड़ आए। घर आए, तो बिल्ली वापस आ चुकी थी। वह दूसरी बार छोड़ आए, और बिल्ली फिर वापस आ गई। तीसरी बार उसे बहुत दूर जंगल में छोड़कर आए। वापसी में अम्मा को फोन करके पूछा, क्या बिल्ली घर आ गई? अम्मा- हां पप्पू -उस कमीनी को भेज यहां, मैं रास्ता भूल गया हूं
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardarji Aapko logo ne Q mara ? SaRdar: Are yar mere doodh ke glass pr, Uska pallu gir gaya tha., Maine kaha madam jara pallu uper kijiye Doodh pina hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love before marrige jaan tum nahi to main nahi main nahi to tum nahi After marrige ley fair aj tou nai ya main nai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindgi Me Jab Tumhe Koi Raasta Dikhayi Na De, Koi ManziL, Koi Dost, Koi Apna Dikhai Na De, Then Call Me, Main Tumhe Eye SPECIALIST Ke Pass Le Jaunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Degrees of Girls….! B.A = Beautiful Angel B.E = Beautiful Eyes B.Sc = Beautiful Structure L.L.B = Lovely Lips and Body M.B.A = Married but Available
    • 10 years ago



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