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  • Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do Jiske 2 Fayde Ho Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aap Jante Ho Ki Ladkiyo Ki Life HAPPY Aur ENJOYMENT Wali Kyo Hoti Hai.? ? ? ? ? ? KyuKi Unko Koi Girl Friend Nahi Hoti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • How To increase Positive Thinking? . . Ans: Watch "FASHION TV" Coz U Always Think... Thik Hai, Ye Nahi To Agli Wali Ka To Kuch Dikhega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kbi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye warna maar pad sakti h... Book... it means . B-baby O-only O-one K-kiss ... ;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता : तेरा भाई आजकल क्या कर रहा है? बंता : एक दुकान खोली थी, पर अब जेल में है! संता : वो क्यों.? बंता : दुकान हथोड़े से खोली थी
    • 9 years ago



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  • ग्राहक जागरुकता के चाहे कितने भी अभियान चलाए जाएं पर कोई माई का लाल रेलवे स्टेशन पर पानी की बोतल MRP पर नहीं खरीद सकता
    • 9 years ago



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  • Baap: Kyun beta ladki pasand aayi tumhe? Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti hai. Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho, darwaaja chota hi hota hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Voda"(F)"one Ai"(R)"tel A"(I)"rcel !d"(E)"a Relia"(N)"ce Tata In"(D)"icom B"(s)"nl "Friends" ke bina sare net work bekar hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar wanted to become a great scientist like Newton. After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion: "Loose motion can never be done in slow motion". ...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti he? Gal-Apna koi time nhi,jab dil kre so jatihu,or jab dil kre uth jatihu Boy-Naughty.Tu bilkul mere KUTTE pe gai he
    • 9 years ago



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  • ladka ladki se I love you , , ladki I heta you , , ok me apke liye ring laya tha , , , ladki i love you me mazak kar rahi thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • "Funny Propose" Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi Girl: kia? Boy: Achi film hai na! Girl: Kuttay k bachay Boy: What!!?? Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil Ki Chokhat Pe 1 Deep Jala Rkha He, Tere Aane Ka Spna Sja Rkha He, Jane Wale Ne kaha Tha k Lot Aaunga, 1 esi Aas Pe Drwaza Khula Rkha He
    • 9 years ago



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  • mene kaha waqt se, mein bhi tere sath chaloo, magar, woh aage bad gaya, mein apni chappal dhondta reh gaya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apki Bato Pe Dil Haru.. WAH-WAH Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru.. WAH-WAH Jis Din Nahi Karte Ap Reply.. Dil Karta Hai Apko Patak-Patak K Maru Ab Bolo WAH-WAH!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladies k Pass Wo kya he jo -Round h -Left & right side h -Chalte hue hilte h -Uska naam B se shuru hota h? BANGLES Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Salman Khan- Kitne Percent Log Smajte Hai Ki Meri Or Katrina Ki Shadi Hogi? Baba Ji- Sirf 10%. Salman- Y? Baba Ji- Qki 90% Log Khud Usse Se Shadi Krna Chahte Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़का : मैडम यह रिचार्ज की दूकान कहाँ है? . . लड़की : पता नहीं मैं तो लड़कों से करवा लेती हूँ।
    • 9 years ago



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