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  • Santa : Daadi Neend Nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Baate Kare. Daadi: Thik Hai. Santa : Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad, Main Aur Behen. Daadi : Nahi Beta Aapki Shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Santa : Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Fir 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi : Beta Fir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Santa : Fir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas Se 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi : Kaminne, Kutte Haramkhor Soja Chup Chap.
    • 10 years ago



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  • murga -me tumse bahut pyar karta hu, murgi- chal hut apni shakl dekhi he aaine me, murga-me sach kah raha hu me thumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu, murgi-chal ak unda dekar dikha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho? Banta: Ye letter urgent dena hai Santa: Kaha? Banta: Address padhne ka time nai hai. Santa: Ok go fast.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • दोस्त से मिलने अस्पताल गया तो वो बोला... दर्द दिलो के कम हो जाते . . गर... . . सेब के बदले Rum ले आते
    • 10 years ago



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  • साला स्मार्ट होने का बडा़ प्रॉब्लेम है। लड़कियाँ देखते ही ये सोचती हैं... . . . . . . . . इसकी तो पहले से 4-5 गर्लफ्रेंड होंगी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aansu aap Ka Nikle aur Aankhen Meri ho, Dil aap Ka Dharke aur Dharkein Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Hamara Payar Itnaa Gahara Ho, JOB aap Kare aur INCOME Meri Ho..Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek officer ne jab apni girlfriend ko kamre mein aate dekha, to bahut hi sakhat lehaje mein apni, . khubsurat steno se bola – “agar office mein chair table ki kami h to, iska matlab ye nahi h ki tum meri goad mein cha dkar baith jao”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai. . . . pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h. uska kya??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Six answers give by a GIRL when she is proposed.... 1. Nahi 2. Mujhe waqt chahiye 3. I have always seen u as a friend 4. I alrady have a boy friend 5. We should concentrate on studies. 6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed.... 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Yes 4. Yes 5. Yes 6. Yes
    • 10 years ago



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  • हसरत ए दीदार के लिये उसकी गली में मोबाईल की दुकान खोली; मत पूछो अब हालात ए बेबसी, ऐ गालिब; . . .. . . . . . . . . . . रोज़ एक नया शख्स उनके नम्बर पे रीचार्ज़ करवानें आता है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki Wife ka Rang Kala tha Ek Din Red Saree Pehan K pucha: Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Snta:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho !!... :-P :-D -
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Mein Tumhari Jindagi Ki Kitab Hoon.. Husband: Yahi To Afsos Hai.. Calendar Hoti To Har Saal Change To Kar Leta.. Man Kaha Kitab Padhte Hain.. >>Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa-tum 1bar me kitne admi utha sakte ho, Pahalwan-kamse kam 10, santa-bas! Tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta h
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera Baccha, My sweetu, My golu..kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? Bol mela baby . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai ya adopt kar rahi hai.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardarji, tell me, what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, I know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service. Right
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. . Prince
    • 10 years ago



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  • ભગો સાઇકલ લઇને અંધારી રાતે કબ્રસ્તાનમાં ઘુસી ગ્યો.
    બીજા દરવાજેથી નીકળીને ઉભા.. પરસેવો લુછતા લુછતા કયે

    મારો હાળો આ ક્યો રોડ હતો.. અટલા બધા બંપરીયા....!!! :joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy- Can I Hold Ur Hand?? Girl- No Boy- Why?? Girl- Bcoz It Hurts When U Leave It Boy- . . . Maa Kasam Hamari Acting To Ladkiyo Ki Over Acting??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho Ek Bar Yad Karke To Dekho Ek Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena, Hum So Gaye Hain Aur Phone Silent Pe Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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