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  • 1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di? 2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Attendence.. Pappu, Yes Sir Bablu, Yes Sir Tinku, Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se . . . . . Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS
    • 9 years ago



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  • Na ishq ,na pyar , na mohabbat yaro. Dewdas ke mafik jan mat do do yaro. Apna to ek hi usul hai yaro. Na chandramukhi na paro jo dikhe us pe line maro.rahul 9165667719
    • 9 years ago



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  • Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai. Manager : So .. Sir What Can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena, Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena, Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye, Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut? . 1 I L u 2 Apki kasam 3 Ur my 1st Lv 4 Balance ni H 5 Awaz ni a rahi 6 Parents sath me H 7 tumhe hi yaad kr rahi thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Petrol Badha Hum Chup Rahe Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup Rahe LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nahi Bole! Vegetables k Dam bad Gaye Fir bhi hum chup rahe Par abb suna hai DARU...... Maa ki aankh Ab Chup Nahi Rahenge INQALAB ZINDABAD.
    • 9 years ago



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  • New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call k liye paanch saal jail, Sms k liye phaansi, Call k liye umer qaid, aap mat darain KANJOOS k liye ek lakh ka inam hai ha ha ha ha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak..? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-To Kya Hua Maa Fair &Lovely Hai Na... >>Waris ali
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of theexaminatio n Hall with chips andcoke in hands....1st guy:which paper was it?...2nd guy:I think maths..... .1st guy:(surpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sittingbesides me using calculator ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge, Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge, Girne lage to hath hum denge, aur Na bhi gire to.. EK LAAT HUM DENGE. :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut Jaye.. Santa Utha Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose, Gift diya usne red rose, Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh, Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli, Confidence to dekh.
    • 9 years ago



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  • "Aaj Ka Vichaar" Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye To Wo Bigad Jate Hai, Aur Agar Ladkiya Bigad Jaye To Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hai. Kyo Sahi Hai Na.....?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai, hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai, barso tak thi jise pani se Elarzy.. wo aaj lux se nahaya hai! K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola: I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.. Girl: Mai Abhi Ja Ke Sir Ko Bolti Hu.. Santa: Pagli Sir Ko Mat Bol, Unki Shaadi Ho Gai hai.. >>Waris ali
    • 9 years ago



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