Men will always be Men-
Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra.
Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all.
When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on.
Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said:
‘HARI OM’ and rest of them said- KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!
Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Aur
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.
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WORK PRESSURE... ❄
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?”
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I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen…
So avoid working so hard !
Have a great work-life balance..
Lastly......
Height Of Work Pressure:
An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without
Touching You..
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Girl: You Cant
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Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok .
Boy Tightly Kissed Her
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Girl: Hey You Touched Me .
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Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����
Ladki wale:- Beta-drink karte ho ?
Ladka: haan Ji !
Cigarette ?
: haan ji
Jua/satta ?
: Haan ji
Danga-fasad ?
: Haan Ji
Sari negative baatain hain !!
kuch +ve baat hai kya ?
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. Ladka: haa ji HIV + ..
Just for fun !!
Machhar bola insan se
Mat maaro hame jaan se
Jang chhid jayegi
Dusmani bad jayegi
Mana ki aap me junoon hai
Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi
khoon hai...
Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!
गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ…
नदी में कूद सकती हूँ…
लड़का:- लव यू जानू..
क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो…
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गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…
girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî
boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na...
girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
Ek Ladki,
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ek din Art Gallery
dekhne Jati Hai
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Aur
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Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
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Gallery Ke Malik Se
Kahti Hai:
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Ladki : Iss Bhayanak
Tasveer Ko Aap
Modern Art Kehte
Ho !?
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Maalik : Meri Maa
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Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
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Ghar Jaa,
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Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai