High Class Insult . . .
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise
Ghass Ugi Ho.
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch
raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun
khadi hai ..
In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother
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Brother Never Support Sister.
You Know Why ?
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Because Sister Know What Love
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Brother Knows What Boys Are...
Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ??
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Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte..
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Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao
abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana
Rakha Hai.. ??
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं... - तो मुझे "जीसस काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं... - - "हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना... ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!" :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna
gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future.
Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?" Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them." His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother." A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face, Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much." The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?" Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."
Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..?
Girl: Kya..?
Boy: Acchi film hai na..?
Girl: Kutte ke bacche..!
Boy: What..?
Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!!
Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D
Romantic line of SMALL kid
aftr breakup ........
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Me tumhe bulne ki bahut kochich
kalta hu
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pal kya kalu
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mumy loz BADAM khila deti
he ,
aul tumali yad fil aa jati hai
Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??..
Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi…
Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ??
Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!
A GF is not one who says,
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"Main teri kismat me nai, tum
mujhe bhul jao"
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A true GF is one who says, .
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. "Tu padhai pe dehaan de,
placement ke
baad ghar se utha lena..
A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors..
A woman goes to find a husband.
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.
She continues to the second floor..
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids..
she continues upward…
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor..
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework.
She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor…
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature..
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor…
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..
(scroll and keep reading!)
Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street..
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men..
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The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज करते हुए:- I LOVE YOU…..!! ; ; छोरी:- तमीज से बात करो, छोरा:- ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय With Due Respect Beg To Say That “I Love You” देवी जी, Offer ग्रहण करें, स्वाहा…!!! ; ; और तब तक गाल पर चटाक, छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए ये क्या है….??? छोरी:- पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल फूटा है….!!!