Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Seasonal Love story :- Wo ladki aaj b garmi me mar rahi hai, Jisko Maine kabhi kaha tha... . . . . . . . . . Tum iss sweater me Katrina Kaif lagti ho...! .

10 years ago

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"बाबा आप कहाँ तक पढ़े हो?"

बाबा- डबल BA.

चेला -मतलब?

बाबा- BABA,
हुआ ना डबल बी ए, चल निकल :angry::rage::rage:

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9 years ago

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Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ??

10 years ago

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GF on phone call with BF! Gf - Honey, window khul nahi rahi hai. BF - Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. GF - Kya usse kaam ho jayega? BF - Try to karo. After 15 mins , BF calls to GF. BF - Tumne try kiya ?? GF - Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band ho gaya... lolzzzz

10 years ago

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સિટિબસમાં એક બેન નાના છોકરાને કહેતા હતા ,'શીરો ખાઈશ કે બાજુમાં બેઠા કાકાને આપું ?? 'આવું 3 વાર બોલ્યા પછી કાકા બોલ્યા ...બેન, મને આપવો હોય તો આપી દો ને !મારે ઉતરવાનું હતું એ સ્ટેશન પણ જતું રહ્યું:weary::rofl::rofl:

8 years ago

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A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of Girls For A Long Time..... . After Sometime One Girl Came Forward & Said.... . Girl Says:- Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap Hoga, Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga... Wow !!! What a Shayari..... After Listening To The Girl, The Boy Said : . Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri Hi Bachi Ho... . Boys will be Boys"

10 years ago

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Universally True :- The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR, PHOTOGRAPHER & BEAUTICIANS Baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti. ��

10 years ago

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पगली अपने पापा को बोल Whats App FACEBOOK खोल के देखो जमाई_राजा सुपरस्टार है सुपरस्टार.

10 years ago

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Good 1 Ladki Roz Subah 10 Baje Ped Ki Dal Pe Baith Jati,aur sham ko 5 Baje Utar Jati. . . . pucho kyu? . . MBA Karke Pagal ho Gayi Thi,Khud Ko Branch Manager Samajti thi..!!!��

10 years ago

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A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend, Boy: hey i just saw a movie, It reminded me of you, Miss you, . . Girl: Awwww, Even i miss you too, . . Konsi movie dekhi? . . . . . Boy: Ek thi Daayan

10 years ago

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शिक्षक – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ …
छात्र – आम !
शिक्षक – शाबाश !
छात्र – अमरुद …
शिक्षक – गुड !
छात्र – सेब …
शिक्षक – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ?
छात्र – 1 दर्ज़न केले !!
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10 years ago

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Narak me bahut sare log maza kar rahe the. God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai." Yamraj : HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.

10 years ago

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Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se . . . . Rote Rote naina thak jayenge . . . . Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se . . . . . . . Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge

10 years ago

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Its Easy To Identify Frm Body Language In Current Scenario
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1) Vibration Mode - Short Term Investor
2) Panic Mode - Inexperienced Trader.
3) Bright Face - Experienced Long Term Investor.
4) No Reaction - Cash In Hand Waiting To Bottom Fish.
5) Frustrated - Gambler Who Lost

6 years ago

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girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na... girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai . . . . . . . Humne bhi apni duniya basa li . . . . . . Usne dokha diya.. . . . . . to kya hua uski choti behan phasa li...

10 years ago

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"#Girlfriend बनाने के बाद पता चला की साला, 100 रुपए से उपर की भी #Chocolate आती है"

10 years ago

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सोचो अगर डाक्टर फिल्म बनाते तो फिल्मों के नाम क्या होते
कभी खांसी कभी जुकाम :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

कहो ना बुखार हैं :yum:

टीबी नं 1:joy:

हम ब्लड दे चुके सनम :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

रहना है अब होस्पिटल में :wink:

बचना ऐ मरीजों :joy:

दिल तो कमज़ोर है जी :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

एक हसीना दो किडनी :yum:

अजब मरीज की गजब बीमारी :grin:
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अकेले मत हंसों
दोस्त बुर मान जायेंगे

9 years ago

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Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .

10 years ago

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A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . . . . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”

10 years ago

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