Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli,
On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram"
Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic."
Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram
""Boy Makes Teacher-Murga""
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now. ...:::he he he
एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती है क्या…???
एक बाबा खुश होकर बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!! ; ; ; ; ; ; पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: LOL :joy::joy:
Papa- Aage kya karna hai..??
Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!!
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Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu!
Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate!
Achi Nikli to Theek,
Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! :-D
2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair
se baate kr
rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam
(mango) gira
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Pehli Aurat
Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten
sun sun kar.
Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein?
Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna....
Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession...
Any Questions..?
Student : How to make her unconscious?
एक बार #मायावती भाषण दे रही थी बोली – मैने सारी दुनिया देख रखी है,
अौर दुनिया के # कौने कौने मै जा चुकी हुं,
इतनै मे भीङ में बेठै प्रशांत नै कहा क्यो झुठ बोलती हो,
कभी सुसराल गयी है…क्या
श्याम: – एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू देने गया..!!! बॉस: – बधाई :clap: हो, आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है…!!! आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी, फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर दी जाएगी…!!! श्याम बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed:, बॉस: – क्या हुआ…? श्याम: – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: बॉस बेहोश…!!!
Kaminey Friends
4 Boys on bike..
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Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"
Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki
I am single
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aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi.
I have a bf
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mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki
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jab sare ladke single hai
to
ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai
Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko
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Smart,
handsome,
intelligent ldka mile.
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Tum hi btao....
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Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?