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Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,

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In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother . . But . . Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? . . Because Sister Know What Love Is . . And . . Brother Knows What Boys Are...

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Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!

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Ladki apne BF ko naraaz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! 1st Hour : Sorry 2nd Hour : Sorry plzz.. 3rd Hour : Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.. 4th Hour : Plzz reply jaan… 5th Hour : Plzzz itna naraz mat ho.. 6th Hour : I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki.. 7th Hour : Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise.. Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa.. Boy : Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha. Girl : Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan.

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ये घर वाले मुझे सुबह-सुबह ऐसे उठाते है,
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जैसे तीसरा विश्वयुद्ध शुरु हो गया है और मैं
ही आखरी सैनिक बचा हूँ!!!
:joy::smiley::smiley::joy:

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आज मैंने इक दोस्त के 3 बार फोन करयो उने एक बार भी नी उठायो, फिर मैेने एक मैसेज भेज्यो “वा थारा नम्बर मांगी री थी”, 30 बार फोन अई गयो अब मैं नी उठई रियो हूँ.

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College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �� Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" �� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ��Busy" �� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��

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Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge... "Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din pehle ka last seen hai... whatsapp jokes funny jokes

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Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy: Actually hum makeup nahi kartey

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Acchi ladkiya and Dinosaur mein kya Similarity hai..??? . . . . Jyada mat socho . . . . . Dono hi ab is duniya se arbo saal pehle gayab ho chuke hai

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एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
है क्या…???

एक बाबा खुश होकर
बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
LOL :joy::joy:

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Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha

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REAL LOVE: . Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k dupatte se pocha to wo boli: "Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se pocha to Maa boli: . "Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,

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Guy- I Love u Gal : I m Married & I have a Husband, and I also have a Casual Boyfriend & have one Serious Extra Marital Affair Guy (after a longggggggg pause) "Dekhle agar main bhi adjust ho jau... =)) X_X

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Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(��): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun... ��

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Modern Love..!! . . (Boy & Girl On Date) . . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . . . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!

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गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ… नदी में कूद सकती हूँ… लड़का:- लव यू जानू.. क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो… . . गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…

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Hostel student to his frnd:- "bhai dhoka ho gya Dhoka" ;-( . Friend:- kya ho gaya...?? . . Student:- "Ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the, . . . gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.... lolz

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