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  • I argued��... She argued��... I shouted��... She shouted�� and then she cried�� Result: she won by duckworth lewis method��
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai Aur aadat ho jaati hai, . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kar rahe hai, . . par Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui, . Thats called SELF CONTROL
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Boy Smoking @ Outside Of Airport...Suddenly A Girl Arrived There From The Airplane... Girl : Hey... Boy : Hii.. Girl : Aa Su Karas..?? Boy : Aane Ciggarett Kevvay..�� Girl : ��....Ketla Time Thi Smoke Krs...??? Boy : Naanpn Theej.... Girl : Jo Aavda Vrs Smoke Na Kryu Hotto..O SAAME MERCEDES UBHI..A Taari Hot...�� Boy : Tu Smoke Karas..?? Girl : Nope... Boy : E Mercedes Tari Che..?? Girl : Nope...!! BOY : ���������� To VAAYDI THAAMA...E Mercedes Maarij Che.... ����������
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF on phone call with BF! Gf - Honey, window khul nahi rahi hai. BF - Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. GF - Kya usse kaam ho jayega? BF - Try to karo. After 15 mins , BF calls to GF. BF - Tumne try kiya ?? GF - Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band ho gaya... lolzzzz
    • 10 years ago



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  • Universally True :- The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR, PHOTOGRAPHER & BEAUTICIANS Baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti. ������
    • 10 years ago



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  • College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �������������� ��Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" ���������������� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �������������� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ������Busy" �������������� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��
    • 10 years ago



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  • :heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue:आलसी होने की हद तो देखें...

    संता (बेटे से): तुम एग्जाम देने क्यों नहीं गए?
    बेटा: पेपर टफ था।

    संता: बिना जाए तुम्हें कैसे पता कि पेपर टफ था?
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    बेटा: पेपर दो दिन पहले ही लीक हो गया था!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी। दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा। लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर नहीं गिरना चाहिए। Happy monsoon
    • 10 years ago



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  • kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyesis care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Punch of the day Ultimate joke of d day Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu... Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT' Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'... This time Sardar rocked ... Computer shocked�� ---------------------------------------------------------- KADAK attitude.. GF Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo De Do. Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai". Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha: "In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"
    • 10 years ago



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  • जिस:point_up: दिन मेरी:raising_hand: #Girlfriend:wink::heart_eyes: की
    # Entry:heart:
    होगी
    सबसे # पहले मेरे हाथ:wave: से चार # थप्पड़
    खाएगी
    पगली:information_desk_person: इतनी # Late #Entry
    मारती:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: है.../':hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:
    • 10 years ago



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  • The First Indian kiss by 20 stranger !!! One of most hilarious video I ever seen...!!!! Here is what happened when we asked 20 strangers to KISS in India. A short movie ! whatsapp funny video Indian Society
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक चाचा देसी लगाकर रेल्वे-स्टेशन क्रॉस करते
    करते
    अचानक रेल्वे पटरी के बीच दोडने
    लागे…!!!
    किसी ने पुछा:- चाचा क्या कर रहे
    हो…???

    हट जाओ आज तुम्हारा चाचा Subway Surfer खेलेगा…. ????
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . . When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . . But.... When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . . And..... . . . . . . . . When the right one finds u with the wrong one, u r COMPLETELY FINISHED .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . . 2 dogs kissed each other . . . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. .. hahaha Thoko LIKE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Hey..! I like U. Meri GF Banogi..? . . . Girl: Hmm..! Give Me Ur Number, Jab Current BF Se Break-up Hoga To Miss Call Kar Dungi..
    • 10 years ago



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