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  • सोचो अगर डाक्टर फिल्म बनाते तो फिल्मों के नाम क्या होते
    कभी खांसी कभी जुकाम :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    कहो ना बुखार हैं :yum:

    टीबी नं 1:joy:

    हम ब्लड दे चुके सनम :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    रहना है अब होस्पिटल में :wink:

    बचना ऐ मरीजों :joy:

    दिल तो कमज़ोर है जी :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    एक हसीना दो किडनी :yum:

    अजब मरीज की गजब बीमारी :grin:
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::grin::grin::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    अकेले मत हंसों
    दोस्त बुर मान जायेंगे
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Modern definition of "Boyfriend" . . . . . . . . . . . . . A person who has to- like all the status and photos of his girlfriend, no matter how bad they are....
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do . . Pandit:" kyon?? . . Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai, swarg me kaam ayegi.. . . Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? . . student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha mai, sabhi ke liye kisi na kisi ko banaya hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Meri wali ne toh lagta hai suicide kar liya hai, milti hi nahi..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water, Mom: You come and drink. Boy: please Mom. Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u. Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. :-D
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • एक खरगोश :rabbit2: अपने जीवनकाल में दौड़ता है, उछलता कूदता है , मस्ती करता है और फिर भी
    15 साल तक ही जीवित रहता है।
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    जबकि एक कछुआ :turtle: न दौड़ता है और ना कुछ करता है फिर भी
    300 सालों तक जिंदा रहता है...
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    मोरल-
    एक्सरसाइज जाए भाड़ में.... आप तो निश्चिंत होकर....सोएं... बाहर ठण्ड है। :sleeping::sleeping:
    बाबा....आराम देव:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Winter Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • WORK PRESSURE... ❄ _______________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _______________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _______________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _______________________________ I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _______________________________ Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back" _______________________________ Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________ Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice. _______________________________ And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen… So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance.. Lastly...... Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ladki ne new laptop liya... . Khush hoke ghar pe gai Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli:ye lapy bekar he isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he. . Shopkeepr: not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .? . Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai , apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya, aur right click karke boli: dekho paste ka option kha he ? . Shopkeeper on the spot behosh!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota Hai.” To Aaj Se..... . . . . . . . . . Newspaper Band. Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....! Hit LIKE For Friendz
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Beta: "mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain? Maa: "tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, larkiyan to bus larkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin, beta inse bach k rehna yeh bohat dhokebaaz hoti hain aur inka to khandan bhi... Beta: "aisa kuch nahi hai woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage thi
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai. Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha. Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte.. “I HATE YOU” Moral:- “Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikli.. (Girlz Thoko LIKE ) Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston Boy: Jaisi tumhari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga… ?? Girl: Lo Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa.. ?? Ladki ne ring box main dekha. Girl: Ye to khaali hai.. Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me ring hai ki nahi.. I HATE YOU Moral:- Ladki Jitni Tezz Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai. Ab THOKO LIKE, MAARO SHARE :-D
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Girl : Mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaaye . . . . Boy: Chal pagli.. Jo bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga ….. Aunty ko kehna mujhe bhool jaaye…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
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    जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं...
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    तो मुझे "जीसस
    काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं...
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    "हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना...
    ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!"
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Mene 1 ladki ki help ki usne muje thnx bola . . . . Mene kaha thnx mat bolo ye lo mera nomber 3 ladkiyo ko de dena or unse kahna ki or 3 ladkiyo ko de
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes