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  • मोटू - भाई तुम्हारे हाथ पैर कैसे टूटे गए?

    पतलू - लड़की का रिचार्ज कराने के चक्कर में

    मोटू - क्यों भाई?
    रिचार्ज के पैसे नहीं दिए क्या?

    पतलू -
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    अरे भाई जिस दुकान पे रिचार्ज कराने गया,
    वो दुकानदार लड़की का भाई निकला :) :)
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Dear Men, A woman who loves you truly will never ask you to buy her expensive gifts or take her to expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a promise to bring her a world of luxuries... She just wants your love, care and attention.. She wants you to spend a lot of quality time with her.. and appreciate her for all that she does for you out of love and affection.. Every woman is unique in her own way..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • पत्रकार :
    80 साल की उम्र मे
    भी "आप " बीवी को डार्लिंग कहते हो।
    इस प्यार का राज क्या है ?
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    बूढ़ा :
    बेटा , 20 साल पहले इनका नाम भूल गया था , आज तक पूछने की हिम्मत ही नही हुई !!
    :cry::cry::cry::joy::joy::joy:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Caller: Hello, may I speak with Raju bhai? Arnab: First of all, in the beginning of this call itself, I want to make it clear that I am neither Raju nor your bhai. You are not going to get any brotherly love here. I am here to ask some straight questions. Caller: (Puzzled) I meant Rajesh Kapadia. Arnab: Who Rajesh? The nation wants to know. Caller: Err, I wanted to speak to Rajesh, my college friend. Can you tell me where he is? (Voice starts echoing due to problems in network) Arnab: Mister Caller, first switch off the volume of your television set and then repeat what you said. Arnab Goswami angry If you disconnect this call, I ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Sir, Please give the phone to Rajesh. It’s urgent. Arnab: (covering the phone with hand and talking to himself) Looks like we have some interesting conversation coming in ON THE PHONEHOUR TONIGHT. (resuming the conversation with the caller) Who are you? Why did you call me at such an odd time? Answer my questions first! Caller: Sorry? Arnab: You have no answer to my question! Caller: I guess I have dialed a wrong number. Arnab: Are you trying to dodge my question? You just said you want to speak to Raju bhai and now you say Mister Caller that you were wrong. You are completely exposed on this phone call tonight. Caller: (Shocked, checks if he is wearing clothes) Arre bhai Jaane do plz. (Pleading) Arnab: What do you mean by “jaane do”? This is my phone number and not some other number where you can get away by saying anything. Caller: I made a mistake. Now let me go. I am…. Arnab: (Interrupting) No No No No… You must first apologize unconditionally for what you have done. The nation wants an apology. (Rare Pause) Well Since you have no answers tonight, let me get some more people on the line. (Dials a conference call) Vinod Mehta can you hear me? Suhel Seth can you hear me? Maroof Raza can you hear? Let’s start the conference. Caller: I said I have dialed a wrong number, and thus the call should end here. Enough! Arnab: No the call doesn’t end here Mister Caller. I remember your voice. This is not the first time you have called. You are a habitual wrong number caller. You called me last time on 28th Nov 2010 and you said and I quote “Rajubhai Kemcho. Majja ma” Now tell me wasn’t that you? Caller: Guess Rajesh bhai gave me a wrong… Arnab: (Interrupting) Wait a second I was not finished. THE NATION IS FED UP WITH SUCH CALLS. Caller: I don’t go calling everyone in the nation. I don’t know why are you bringing nation in this conversation. Arnab: Mister Caller, don’t try to deviate from the topic. Let me get Maroof in. Caller: You get whosoever in you want, but I am disconnecting. Arnab: I dare you to disconnect my call without answering my questions. You can’t get away so easily. Your number has flashed on my screen. If you disconnect I’ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Enough of this bullshit! I think you have got money from the Virgin mobile that pays for incoming calls. Arnab: (Changes posture menacingly) What did you say? No what did you just say? Repeat yourself. Caller: I said what I had to. Why should I repeat myself? Arnab: Wait a second now. Nobody will interrupt. Its one on one between me and caller now. Caller: *Getting jittery* Arnab: Never ever ever ever again say something as ridiculous as I take money. The callers of my number know me that I am an honest person and for you to say this is disgusting. Caller: (Nervously) You can say what you want. Arnab: Listen to me now Mister Caller. Answer me. How dare you? How dare you? I ll ask you again. How dare you? (Caller hangs up) Arnab: (to himself and everyone around waiting for him to hang up on the wrong number) Well clearly the caller had no answer to my questions tonight and therefore chose to leave the phone call. But this should teach a lesson to people who dial wrong numbers and are trying to corrupt the system of telephonic conversations. Good night. Arnab Goswami latest jokes...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • :grinning::grinning::grinning:

    लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

    लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Funny Marriage SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • बॉयफ्रेंड :- एक ही कपड़े पहन के रोज घूमती हो ... :neutral_face::neutral_face::no_mouth: . . . .

    .अजीब नहीं लगता ? :yum: . . . . .


    गर्लफ्रेंड :- ये मेरी ऑफिस यूनिफार्म है साले . . . . बेरोजगार ....!!!!:joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • "बीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ जमाना छोड़ देंगे हम, इक्कीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ, तो पुराना छोड़ देंगे हम।"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • KADAK Attitude… Girl frnd ne msg kiya: Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai. Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha: Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ladki wale:- Beta-drink karte ho ? Ladka: haan Ji ! Cigarette ? : haan ji Jua/satta ? : Haan ji Danga-fasad ? : Haan Ji Sari negative baatain hain !! kuch +ve baat hai kya ? . . . . . . . Ladka: haa ji HIV + .. Just for fun !!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • બેંકનો નવો નિયમ :

    બેંકમાં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી:woman:‍:wrench: મેડમ સામું જોશો તો પણ

    150 રૂપિયા કાપી લેવાશે.
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Bank Jokes , Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • True love ki 8 nishaniya:" 1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte hai.. . . 2: aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai . . 3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai.. . . 4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz sunte hai.. . . 6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai.. . . 7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai.. . . 8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko yeb nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love...
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक लड़की स्कूटी लेके सब्जीमंडी गयी

    लड़की – मुझे सारे सड़े सड़े अमरुद दे दो

    ठेलेवाला – सारे सड़े हुए ?

    लड़की – हां सारे खराब अमरुद दे दो
    ठेलेवाले ने सारे सड़े अमरूद
    एक पॉलीथिन में भर दिये

    लड़की – अब इस पॉलिथीन को साइड में रखो
    और साफ़ अमरुद में से 1 किलो दे दो :wink::grinning::joy:

    कौन कहता है लड़कियों में दिमाग नहीं होता :wink::wink::wink:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.����
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes