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Tu Sawal Nahi Ek
Paheli Hai…!!!
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Meri Manzil Tu Nahi
Teri Saheli Hai… ????

9 years ago

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BF Trolled . . Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." . . Boyfriend (got excited): - "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" . . Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone." . . Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na? . . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting- "Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"

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"बाबा आप कहाँ तक पढ़े हो?"

बाबा- डबल BA.

चेला -मतलब?

बाबा- BABA,
हुआ ना डबल बी ए, चल निकल :angry::rage::rage:

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8 years ago

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Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��

9 years ago

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कभी कभी ट्रैफिक देख कर मन करता है!
काश मेरे पास बाइक की जगह "भल्लालदेव वाला रथ" होता!
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8 years ago

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भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो। पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो? भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।

9 years ago

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Employee : “हेलो बॉस, मुझे टेररिस्ट ने पकड़ लिया है, दोनों हाथ काट दिए, आँख फोड़ दी, किडनी निकाल ली ” Boss : देख ले…. हो सके तो आजा, आज Audit है.

9 years ago

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Boy : I love you Girl : I am not ready Boy : Ab make up karegi bolne se pehle?

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Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se . . . . Rote Rote naina thak jayenge . . . . Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se . . . . . . . Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge

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Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy: Actually hum makeup nahi kartey

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Ladki wale:- Beta-drink karte ho ? Ladka: haan Ji ! Cigarette ? : haan ji Jua/satta ? : Haan ji Danga-fasad ? : Haan Ji Sari negative baatain hain !! kuch +ve baat hai kya ? . . . . . . . Ladka: haa ji HIV + .. Just for fun !!

9 years ago

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Three signs of being a lady : 1: stressed :!! 2: Depressed :!! 3: But still well dressed :!!

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Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..

9 years ago

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High Class Insult . . . . . . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. . . . . . . . . . . Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun khadi hai ..

9 years ago

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suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...

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:heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue:आलसी होने की हद तो देखें...

संता (बेटे से): तुम एग्जाम देने क्यों नहीं गए?
बेटा: पेपर टफ था।

संता: बिना जाए तुम्हें कैसे पता कि पेपर टफ था?
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बेटा: पेपर दो दिन पहले ही लीक हो गया था!

9 years ago

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Neil Armstrong landed on moon & found 2 men already there..... . . . . . . He asked: "Who are you ?? . . . . . . . . They replied : " Cameraman Praful k sath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.

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Fantastic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall... "Please keep the curtains closed..." "Ur love may be blind But... Our staff is not..."��

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एक बार ‪#‎मायावती‬ भाषण दे रही थी बोली – मैने सारी दुनिया देख रखी है, अौर दुनिया के # कौने कौने मै जा चुकी हुं, इतनै मे भीङ में बेठै प्रशांत नै कहा क्यो झुठ बोलती हो, कभी सुसराल गयी है…क्या

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Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka kon.. ?? Dhoni No . . Salman No . . Tendulkar No . Phir kaun.. ?? . . Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka wo hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Jo apni GirlFrnd ka eklauta BoyFrnd ho.. . Agree ?? Thoko Like..

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