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  • गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ… नदी में कूद सकती हूँ… लड़का:- लव यू जानू.. क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो… . . गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Dusre Din >>> Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Teesre Din >>> Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..! Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..? Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai..! Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Narak me bahut sare log maza kar rahe the. God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai." Yamraj : HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • This is real story from Delhi. Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the… Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya. Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi… Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi.. Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D whatsapp funny jokes love
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़की वाले:- लड़का शराब पीता है...? लड़के वाले- जी..बिलकुल पीता है...और रोज़ पीता है... लड़की वाले:- इसका मतलब अच्छा कमाता है.... .हमारी तरफ से ये रिश्ता पक्का... रिश्ता वही....सोच नयी...!!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother . . But . . Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? . . Because Sister Know What Love Is . . And . . Brother Knows What Boys Are...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha- NO MONEY, NO FUN, YOUR SON. . . . Jawab aaya- . . . How Sad, Very Bad, Your DAD
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . "The number u have dialed is busy on another call... Please try again later"
    • 9 years ago



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  • जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
    आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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    बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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    जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
    खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
    आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes
    • 9 years ago



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  • suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki ne new laptop liya... . Khush hoke ghar pe gai Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli:ye lapy bekar he isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he. . Shopkeepr: not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .? . Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai , apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya, aur right click karke boli: dekho paste ka option kha he ? . Shopkeeper on the spot behosh!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye 1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish krte hai 2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai 3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai... Sardar is back in market now ��������
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of attempting unknown question in an exam... Question: What is an Array..explain with example? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you. Eg.: "ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"
    • 9 years ago



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  • मै पहले बहुत परेशान
    और दुखी रहता था,��
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    फिर मेरे एक दोस्त ने मुझे
    Whatsapp ज्वाइन कराया.....
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    अब आप विस्वाश मानिए
    मेरी बाकी बची जिन्दगी भी सत्यानाश हो
    गयी है..
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक चाचा देसी लगाकर रेल्वे-स्टेशन क्रॉस करते
    करते
    अचानक रेल्वे पटरी के बीच दोडने
    लागे…!!!
    किसी ने पुछा:- चाचा क्या कर रहे
    हो…???

    हट जाओ आज तुम्हारा चाचा Subway Surfer खेलेगा…. ????
    • 8 years ago



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