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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:- awwww, howzz eww..?? Supzz..?? Uah dp is so kew..!! Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo:) Boy:- sabse pehle to tu Guthka thuk ke type kar...  ��������
    • 10 years ago



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  • Friend aur Best friend mai kya farq hai..??? . . . . . Friend kehta hai:" plz drive safe & Slow . . . Best friend kehta hai:" Bhaga bhootnike bhaga aage scooty pe item ja rahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्लेन में 4 से 5 ड्रिंक लेने के बाद... . ब्रिटिश- मैं अब सोना चाहता हूँ . अमेरिकन - मैं अब इन्टरनेट पर अपना काम करूंगा । . जर्मन - मैं फिल्म देखूँगा । . चीनी - मैं गाने सुनूंगा । . INDIAN - हट जाओ अब भाई प्लेन उड़ाएगा ✈
    • 10 years ago



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  • Whatsapp से Text स्टेटस का ऑप्शन हटने पर सबसे दुःखी वो Love Birds है

    जो लड़ाई होने पर दुःख भरे स्टेटस चेपकर आपस मे इमोशनल अत्याचार करते थे Grin.png
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Funny WhatsApp Status
  • OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 10 years ago



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  • :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    :maple_leaf:एक शायर डॉक्टर बन गया
    अब देखो उसने दवाई कैसे समझाई

    :currency_exchange: दिल लगा के मोहब्बत में धमाल करें।
    सीरप को अच्छी तरह से हिला के इस्तेमाल करें ।।

    :currency_exchange:दिल मेरा टूट गया उठी जब उसकी डोली।
    सुबह दोपहर शाम बस एक एक गोली॥

    :currency_exchange:कभी आके मेरी मोहब्बत का सुरूर देखें
    तमाम दवायें बच्चों की पहुँच से दूर रखें॥

    :currency_exchange: दिल मेरा इश्क़ करने पे रज़ामंद रहेगा।
    इतवार के दिन अस्पताल बन्द रहेगा॥
    :laughing::laughing::laughing::joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Doctor Jokes Sms , Funny Shayari SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Acchi ladkiya and Dinosaur mein kya Similarity hai..??? . . . . Jyada mat socho . . . . . Dono hi ab is duniya se arbo saal pehle gayab ho chuke hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??.. Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi… Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ?? Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : pen hai? Girl : nahi hai. Boy : pen hai Pen ? Girl : kaha na nahi he.. (thori Dare Bad) Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ? Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar Faad Dungi... Boy : Hathora hai ? Girl : nahi... Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??
    • 10 years ago



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  • ""Boy Makes Teacher-Murga"" Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now. ...:::he he he
    • 10 years ago



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  • गांव मे पत्नी पति को पीट
    रही थी पडोसी बोला : क्यों मार रही हो
    बेचारे को,
    पत्नी बोली : बेचारे नहीं हे ये….,
    इन्हें फ़ोन किया था तो एक लड़की
    बोली, जिस व्यक्ति से आप संपर्क करना चाहते
    हो वह अभी व्यस्त है…. :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha mai, sabhi ke liye kisi na kisi ko banaya hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Meri wali ne toh lagta hai suicide kar liya hai, milti hi nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Modern definition of "Boyfriend" . . . . . . . . . . . . . A person who has to- like all the status and photos of his girlfriend, no matter how bad they are....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta: "mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain? Maa: "tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, larkiyan to bus larkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin, beta inse bach k rehna yeh bohat dhokebaaz hoti hain aur inka to khandan bhi... Beta: "aisa kuch nahi hai woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • MBA student hugs a girl Girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing Girl: slaps a boy Boy: what is this? Girl: customer’s feedback
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki, . ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai . Aur . Ek Tasveer Dekhkar, . Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai: . Ladki : Iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !? . . . Maalik : Meri Maa . Tu Dimag Mat Laga, . Ghar Jaa, . Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai
    • 10 years ago



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