Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..

10 years ago

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બેંકનો નવો નિયમ :

બેંકમાં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી:woman:‍:wrench: મેડમ સામું જોશો તો પણ

150 રૂપિયા કાપી લેવાશે.
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9 years ago

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गुलाबी साडी :bride_with_veil: पहनकर आज :calendar: तुम्हारी भाभी :information_desk_person: बोली कैसी लग रही हू.:question:
मैने कहा ???? बिलकुल दौ :v: हजार के नोट :dollar: के जैसी

10 years ago

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Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: . JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!

10 years ago

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A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . Aur . Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai

10 years ago

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Punch of the day Ultimate joke of d day Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu... Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT' Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'... This time Sardar rocked ... Computer shocked�� ---------------------------------------------------------- KADAK attitude.. GF Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo De Do. Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai". Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha: "In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"

10 years ago

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After Exam: 1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, . . 2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, . . 3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai . . 4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, . . Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko maar goli, paas wali ladki pat gayi yaar.

10 years ago

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Girl : Mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaaye . . . . Boy: Chal pagli.. Jo bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga ….. Aunty ko kehna mujhe bhool jaaye…

10 years ago

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Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli, On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram" Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic." Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram

10 years ago

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes

10 years ago

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Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai, Shadi Kab Karni Hai? Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai, Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota hai jo books faad dega!!

10 years ago

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जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

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9 years ago

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WORK PRESSURE... ❄ _______________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _______________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _______________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _______________________________ I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _______________________________ Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back" _______________________________ Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________ Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice. _______________________________ And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen… So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance.. Lastly...... Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.

10 years ago

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Boy:Kaha se ho? Girl:Kolkata Boy:Arre waha meri didi rethi hai Girl:Wah!kaunsa area? Boy:Nai malum Girl:Name Boy:Mamta Banerjee *Blocked*

10 years ago

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गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ… नदी में कूद सकती हूँ… लड़का:- लव यू जानू.. क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो… . . गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…

10 years ago

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:maple_leaf:एक शायर डॉक्टर बन गया
अब देखो उसने दवाई कैसे समझाई

:currency_exchange: दिल लगा के मोहब्बत में धमाल करें।
सीरप को अच्छी तरह से हिला के इस्तेमाल करें ।।

:currency_exchange:दिल मेरा टूट गया उठी जब उसकी डोली।
सुबह दोपहर शाम बस एक एक गोली॥

:currency_exchange:कभी आके मेरी मोहब्बत का सुरूर देखें
तमाम दवायें बच्चों की पहुँच से दूर रखें॥

:currency_exchange: दिल मेरा इश्क़ करने पे रज़ामंद रहेगा।
इतवार के दिन अस्पताल बन्द रहेगा॥
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10 years ago

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Whatsapp से Text स्टेटस का ऑप्शन हटने पर सबसे दुःखी वो Love Birds है

जो लड़ाई होने पर दुःख भरे स्टेटस चेपकर आपस मे इमोशनल अत्याचार करते थे Grin.png

9 years ago

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जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं...
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तो मुझे "जीसस
काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं...
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"हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना...
ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!"
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10 years ago

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Pappu apne dost se baat kar raha tha. Pappu - Ek bar main or mera sir lift se ja rahe the, lift me ek ladki bhi thi. Achanak light chali gai aur dusare hi pal ek kiss ki awaj ayi or satak ke chate ki awaj ayi. Light ayi to sir gal pe hat rakh ke khade the. Dost - Apne sir asse hai Pappu - Tujhe kya laga sir ne kiss kiya or ladki ne chata mara.?? Dost - haan Pappu - Nahi re, maine hi kiss ki awaj nikali or sir ko chata mara. Aisa mouka phir kahan milta.

10 years ago

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Employee : “हेलो बॉस, मुझे टेररिस्ट ने पकड़ लिया है, दोनों हाथ काट दिए, आँख फोड़ दी, किडनी निकाल ली ” Boss : देख ले…. हो सके तो आजा, आज Audit है.

10 years ago

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