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  • Girl: "I love u" . Boy: "I love u too" . Girl: kitna pyar karte ho? . Boy: Jitna tum karti ho. . . . . . . . Girl: Kamine... . Iska matlab tu bhi time pass kar raha hai.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • पापाः बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ? पप्पुः पापा 80% आये है । पापाः पर मार्कशीट पर 40% लिखा है? पप्पूः बाकी के 40% आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे। पापा बेहोश..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: . JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Men will always be Men- Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said: ‘HARI OM’ and rest of them said- KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता :necktie: एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू देने गया ,

    बॉस – बधाई :clap: हो, आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है ,

    आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,

    फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर दी जाएगी ,

    संता बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed: ,

    बॉस -क्या हुआ ? संता – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा बॉस बेहोश :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • स्कूल !!!! वो जगह है जहाँ इंसान पहली बार आने पर जितना रोता है उससे कहीं ज्यादा वहाँ से आखिरी बार निकलने पर रोता है
    • 9 years ago



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  • Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me.. Me- Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, abhi window 8 pe ghum raha hai Im Using Windows 98....!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • :baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો...
    :curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે.

    તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં
    :raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી.
    ખાતા નહીં,

    હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth:

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill. ,
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta: "mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain? Maa: "tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, larkiyan to bus larkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin, beta inse bach k rehna yeh bohat dhokebaaz hoti hain aur inka to khandan bhi... Beta: "aisa kuch nahi hai woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • औरत:- भैया लाल मिर्च देना….,

    दुकानदार चिल्लाया:- अरे हरी मिर्च देना
    जरा…,

    औरत:- पर भाईसाहब मैंने लाल मिर्च मांगी
    है, जल्दी मंगाइए….,

    दुकानदार:- अरे हरी मिर्च ला रे जल्दी…,

    औरत (गुस्से में ):- भैया मुझे लाल मिर्च लेनी है, आप बार बार
    हरी मिर्च क्यों चिल्ला रहे है….,

    दुकानदार (मुस्कुराते हुए):- नाराज न होइए मैडम, लाल मिर्च ही दे रहा हूँ,
    हरी तो नौकर का नाम है….. ????
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . . . . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”
    • 9 years ago



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  • "बीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ जमाना छोड़ देंगे हम, इक्कीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ, तो पुराना छोड़ देंगे हम।"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega..?? . 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... . 3. Madam I was asking for the eraser.. . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha . 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha..?? . 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete.. . 7. Lag gayi bhai aaj . 8. Paper kisne set kiya hai.?? . 9. Paper kaisa tha..?? . 10. Dheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth... han abb dikhayi dee raha hai.. . And The Famous one . 11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next tym acche se padhayi karunga....
    • 9 years ago



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  • BF Trolled . . Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." . . Boyfriend (got excited): - "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" . . Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone." . . Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na? . . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting- "Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Best line said by a boy to his GF:" . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tere bina mai ye duniya chhod to du, . Par uska dil kaise dukha du.. Jo roz drwaze par khadi kehti he . "Beta Ghar Jaldi aa jaana"...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR . . . Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha, aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar bola:- . . . . . . . . " kal wali Zyada achi thi "
    • 9 years ago



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  • जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
    उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

    उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

    ” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

    कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
    :grinning::grimacing::grin::joy::smiley::smile::grinning::grinning::grinning:

    • 8 years ago



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