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Tu Sawal Nahi Ek
Paheli Hai…!!!
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Meri Manzil Tu Nahi
Teri Saheli Hai… ????

8 years ago

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पत्नी : प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ...... मुझे डर लग रहा हे.... | | | | | पति : अच्छा!! बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे... मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊ

9 years ago

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मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!

9 years ago

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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!.. LOL

9 years ago

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Boy : I love you Girl : I am not ready Boy : Ab make up karegi bolne se pehle?

9 years ago

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दूसरा पागल- ये क्या है? पहला- लव लेटर है। दूसरा- मगर ये तो खाली है। पहला- आज कल बोलचाल बंद है।

9 years ago

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Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर

9 years ago

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3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye 1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish krte hai 2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai 3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai... Sardar is back in market now ��

9 years ago

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माँ :- मेरे लाल, तेरी आँखों में क्यों
नमी है..?
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बेटा:- मेरी माँ, तेरे घर में बहू की
कमी है…
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. :grin: *दे चप्पल, दे चप्पल*

8 years ago

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Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody u care.... Atleast once daily ....

9 years ago

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kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyesis care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .....

9 years ago

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शिक्षक – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ …
छात्र – आम !
शिक्षक – शाबाश !
छात्र – अमरुद …
शिक्षक – गुड !
छात्र – सेब …
शिक्षक – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ?
छात्र – 1 दर्ज़न केले !!
:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

8 years ago

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Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu . . Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ?? . . . . Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER .. yOu Shut up

9 years ago

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Ladki ne new laptop liya... . Khush hoke ghar pe gai Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli:ye lapy bekar he isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he. . Shopkeepr: not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .? . Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai , apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya, aur right click karke boli: dekho paste ka option kha he ? . Shopkeeper on the spot behosh!

9 years ago

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Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर Heart

9 years ago

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True love ki 8 nishaniya:" 1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte hai.. . . 2: aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai . . 3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai.. . . 4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz sunte hai.. . . 6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai.. . . 7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai.. . . 8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko yeb nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love...

9 years ago

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Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!

9 years ago

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Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka kon.. ?? Dhoni No . . Salman No . . Tendulkar No . Phir kaun.. ?? . . Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka wo hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Jo apni GirlFrnd ka eklauta BoyFrnd ho.. . Agree ?? Thoko Like..

9 years ago

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Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P

9 years ago

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Pucha muzse chand sitaro ne- "Tuze bhula diya kya tere Jigri yaro ne" . . . . . . . . Mene muskurate hue kaha- "Bhool to nahi sakte Bas lage honge Kamine kisi na kisi ko patane me.!!"

9 years ago

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