This is real story from Delhi.
Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the…
Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya.
Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi…
Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi..
Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar
To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D
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लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है.... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Student-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega
Student-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega".
Narak me
bahut sare log maza kar rahe the.
God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai."
Yamraj :
HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.
Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??
Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnect n says,
'pee ke bethi hai kamini"
Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… :-P
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Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa: Bilkul marte the
Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..??
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
“Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My Own Problems!” :-)
Pappu to his mom:"Mumma
mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me
mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se
tum mujhe mile..
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Pappu ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne
jakar dekha to usme 1
mendak tha..
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Pappu : gusse se "Dil toh
karta hai ki Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par
kya karu ??
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Aulad hai tu meri..