Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo . Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? . . Boy : Nahin . Girl : Kyun . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi��

10 years ago

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Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie
Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye
Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas
:joy::smile::smiley::grinning::blush:

9 years ago

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आखिर कैसे भुला दे हम उन्हें....! मौत इंसानो को आती है यादो को नहीं.....

10 years ago

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Pingu Said To Doctor : Pore Jism Main
kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao To Bohat Dard Hota Hai,
Doctor Suggested Full Body Xray
when He Checked, Xray Found Fracture In
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"Ungli":point_up_2:

9 years ago

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Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se Kaha Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?” . . Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan” Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La Sakte Ho?” Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya... . . Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo, Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De Di Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein Kholo... . . Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke. Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina (Sheesha) Tha, Jisme Us Ladki Ka Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha . . . Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand Samjhte Ho?” Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi

10 years ago

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3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.. .. He had to choose one of them.. .. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend... . . . . . . 1st bought make up stuff& new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.. .. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes& said she wanted him to look good.. .. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit &returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.. . . Finally MAN decided to marry . . . . . . . . The first women because.. . . . . . . . . She was looking damn beautiful .... . . ...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.

10 years ago

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સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:

9 years ago

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Ladki wale – Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho. Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le. Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!

10 years ago

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Boy: Janeman is dil mei aaja. Girl: Sandal nikalu kya? Boy: Pagli, ye mera dil hai, koi mandir nahi, aise hi aaja.

10 years ago

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One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!

10 years ago

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Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P

10 years ago

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High Class Insult . . . . . . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. . . . . . . . . . . Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun khadi hai ..

10 years ago

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