Whatsapp Funny Jokes

A Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To… . . . . . Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!

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Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.” Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na? Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!! :-D whatsapp jokes

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Divided by aunties asking "Beta kitna kama lete ho", united by boys saying "Itna ki aapki beti ko roz Pani puri khila sakta hu".

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KADAK Attitude… Girl frnd ne msg kiya: Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai. Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha: Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.

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GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? . BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!.

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Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli, On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram" Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic." Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram

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Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without Touching You.. . Girl: You Cant . Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok . Boy Tightly Kissed Her . . Girl: Hey You Touched Me . . . . . . . Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .��

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मजेदार गणित

एक लडका एक लडकी को पढा रहा था..

उसने लडकी को KISS किया और फिर दूसरा KISS किया और बोला- :
इसे कहते है 'जोङ' ...,

फिर लङकी ने लङके को KISS किया और बोली-:
इसे कहते है 'घटाना' ,

फिर दोनो ने एक दूसरे को KISS किया और बोले-:
इसको कहते है 'गुणा' ,

इतने मेँ लङकी का बाप आकर लङके को पीटने लगता है और बोलता है-:
इसे कहते है 'भाग' .

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Mene 1 ladki ki help ki usne muje thnx bola . . . . Mene kaha thnx mat bolo ye lo mera nomber 3 ladkiyo ko de dena or unse kahna ki or 3 ladkiyo ko de

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1813 - Women Had No Rights. 1913 - Women Fought For Their Rights. 2013 - Women Are Always Right...��

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पत्नी : प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ...... मुझे डर लग रहा हे.... | | | | | पति : अच्छा!! बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे... मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊ

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Ladies driving:D Doctor to injured patient : Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na? Patient: Kaun sa road ? Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))

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