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  • "लड़की को बैंक की तरफ से कॉल आई । सेल्स वाला: हैलो मैडम, मैं ABC बैंक से बोल रहा हूँ, क्या आपको क्रेडिट कार्ड चाहिए? लड़की: जी नहीं, मेरे पास बॉयफ्रेंड है।"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Neil Armstrong landed on moon & found 2 men already there..... . . . . . . He asked: "Who are you ?? . . . . . . . . They replied : " Cameraman Praful k sath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • Machhar bola insan se Mat maaro hame jaan se Jang chhid jayegi Dusmani bad jayegi Mana ki aap me junoon hai Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi khoon hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Romantic line of SMALL kid aftr breakup ........ . . . Me tumhe bulne ki bahut kochich kalta hu . . . pal kya kalu . . . . . mumy loz BADAM khila deti he , aul tumali yad fil aa jati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRLS: Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi Ho sake,to kisi nek se karungi. Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek ladka "TRY"to har 1 ko karungi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as: . " Wanted wife " . . . . . 2 girls liked it And 140 men commented " Meri leja "..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Employee : “हेलो बॉस, मुझे टेररिस्ट ने पकड़ लिया है, दोनों हाथ काट दिए, आँख फोड़ दी, किडनी निकाल ली ” Boss : देख ले…. हो सके तो आजा, आज Audit है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो। पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो? भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • पेशंन्ट : डॉक्टर साब सुस्ती रहती हैं,
    हमेशा नींद ही आती
    रहती हैं।

    डॉक्टर : ये लो स्मार्टफ़ोन 4G कनेक्शन के साथ
    whatsapp इंस्टॉल कर लेना,
    ठीक हो जाओगे.

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Doctor Jokes Sms , Social Network Special SMS
  • બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

    છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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