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9 years ago

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शिक्षक – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ …
छात्र – आम !
शिक्षक – शाबाश !
छात्र – अमरुद …
शिक्षक – गुड !
छात्र – सेब …
शिक्षक – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ?
छात्र – 1 दर्ज़न केले !!
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9 years ago

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BOY called his girlfriend on phone.. Her dad picked the call.. omg!! Dad: Hello. Who is this? Boy: "main amitab bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir.." Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitemnt, gave phone to her) Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening. Option a: beach Option b: park Option c: coffee shop Option d: mall" Girl: "Option a" Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam.." Moral Where there is Will there is a Way "Think twice... Act wise." ....!!��

10 years ago

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Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko . Smart, handsome, intelligent ldka mile. . . . Tum hi btao.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?

10 years ago

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पत्रकार :
80 साल की उम्र मे
भी "आप " बीवी को डार्लिंग कहते हो।
इस प्यार का राज क्या है ?
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बूढ़ा :
बेटा , 20 साल पहले इनका नाम भूल गया था , आज तक पूछने की हिम्मत ही नही हुई !!
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9 years ago

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Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,

10 years ago

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BOY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....

10 years ago

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Acchi ladkiya and Dinosaur mein kya Similarity hai..??? . . . . Jyada mat socho . . . . . Dono hi ab is duniya se arbo saal pehle gayab ho chuke hai

10 years ago

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Alia Bhatt so genius.. that... All scientists failed to answer this Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating ? Alia Bhatt - Besan ke pakode!!

10 years ago

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Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession... Any Questions..? Student : How to make her unconscious?

10 years ago

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भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो। पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो? भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।

10 years ago

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1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺

10 years ago

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A GF is not one who says, . . . . "Main teri kismat me nai, tum mujhe bhul jao" . . . . . A true GF is one who says, . . . . . . . . "Tu padhai pe dehaan de, placement ke baad ghar se utha lena..

10 years ago

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आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।

10 years ago

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Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!

10 years ago

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A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . Aur . Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai

10 years ago

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KADAK Attitude… Girl frnd ne msg kiya: Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai. Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha: Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.

10 years ago

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लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
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9 years ago

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Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"

10 years ago

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REAL LOVE: . Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k dupatte se pocha to wo boli: "Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se pocha to Maa boli: . "Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,

10 years ago

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