girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî
boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na...
girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of
Girls
For A Long Time.....
.
After Sometime One Girl Came
Forward & Said....
.
Girl Says:-
Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap
Hoga,
Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap
Hoga...
Wow !!! What a Shayari.....
After Listening To The Girl, The
Boy
Said :
.
Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri
Hi
Bachi Ho...
.
Boys will be Boys"
Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki
I am single
.
.
.
.
aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi.
I have a bf
.
.
.
mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki
.
.
.
.
jab sare ladke single hai
to
ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai
Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai,
Shadi Kab Karni Hai?
Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota hai jo books faad dega!!
Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.
Dentist : Rs 850 Sir.
Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper?
Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir.
Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic?
Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 .
Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic?
Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150.
Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn?
Dentist : It’ll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it.
Gujju : Now you’re talking! Ok, it’s a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?
Boy : pen hai?
Girl : nahi hai.
Boy : pen hai Pen ?
Girl : kaha na nahi he..
(thori Dare Bad)
Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ?
Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar
Faad Dungi...
Boy : Hathora hai ?
Girl : nahi...
Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??
Boy:can i hold your hand ?
.
.
.
Girl:no
.
.
Boy:why?
.
.
Girl:because it hurts when you leave it
.
.
.
.
.
Boy:baap reeee, i am acting but she is
overacting
Boy : What is 143.
.
.
Girl : i love you
.
.
Boy : no.
.
.
Girl : i miss you
.
.
Boy : no.
.
.
Girl : i need you
.
.
Boy : no.
.
.
Girl : i kill you
.
.
Boy : no.
.
.
Girl : phir kya hai ?....
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy : one hundred&forty three
.
pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar
Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without
Touching You..
.
Girl: You Cant
.
Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok .
Boy Tightly Kissed Her
.
.
Girl: Hey You Touched Me .
. .
.
.
.
.
Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����
1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya
.
.
Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai"
.
.
Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati
patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti
hai... .
.
.
Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai
Par Laash ka kya kru ???????
. .
Maa : OLX pe bech de